I realize that real life happened over the weekend and that the general public, at least the general public I associate with, don’t care that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a new demon to pollute the world with, but that hopefully gives the terrorist something new to target, because they are the worst…but […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 5, 2015 at 8:25pm PDT Follow me on instagram you pieces of shit… @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …. I like to think of things in terms of escort prices…so if someone says that they charge 100 dollars an hour for graphic design, I think, ok that’s like 30 mins fucking […]

There are more Tranny’s on TINDER who right swipe me than genetic girls. I guess it is because genetic girls don’t get my sense of humor and find me creepy, while trannies are more accepting as a people, because they go through life as a girl, while rocking a cock…so they can’t really hate on […]

I always love running into strippers or escorts I’ve met while drinking and paying them to make their vaginas do a puppet show…during the day…at the grocery store…with their kids…or moms…for some reason, it brings me great joy. The double life, ho pretending to not be a ho…..That happened today. It was a highlight….another highlight…watching […]

The highlight of my day is trying to convince my wife to have sex with a toilet brush I found outside the housing projects …I saw it in a video once and I want to live it out… You see the level of perversion that goes on thanks to the internet is insane, I am […]

Meeting dads who tell us that their 17 year old daughter wants to be a model..always makes me feel bad for the dude…especially when he’s about 60 years old and has no fucking clue what actually goes on. He just thinks his daughter is hard working, and pretty as can be and just feels so […]

You can never be too rich, too good looking, too successful, too happy, too busty, too funny, too generous, too nice to be around….. And most importantly, your pussy can never be too hairy…. I am a feminist when it comes to pussy hair, I want it all, huge pussy hair, everywhere, busting out of […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 3.5 in Facebook Jail. Not checking into my FACEBOOK has proven to be enlightening. Not only have I been able to focus on my hobbies like hard drinking, quilting, and baking Vegan sugar free treats, but I’ve also not been distracted by repetitive whining content from people […]