I haven’t heard this dude’s single, I just know that he’s an ex-American Idol finalist who dropped out of the show in March 2005 because the contract was too restrictive. If you are wondering why I know this, it is because ofgoogle. I came across these pictures of this cha-chi motherfucker dancing around with bitches bending over, showing their panties obviously a strategy to help fuel the lie that he’s not homo, so I had to do some further research. The facts are pretty basic. Dude sings pop music and dresses a fool, all grabbin his dick ans shit, giving girls false hope that desirable, singing, “stylish” men exist…..that’s when the sluts buy the albums and go to the shows making Vasquez all the money he needs to take is pool boy to the Greek Isles for an anal sex fest in the motherland. I know dude’s Peurto Rican and his real motherland isn’t Greece, but the Greeks invented olive oil lubed anal sex back with Plato and Aristotle….it’s a fact. These is exactly the message I want to convey to teenage girls. It’s really appropriate, like the time I rented “CumSluts 17” for my 14 year old stepdaughter’s slumber party.

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I haven’t heard this dude’s single, I just know that he’s an ex-American Idol finalist who dropped out of the show in March 2005 because the contract was too restrictive. If you are wondering why I know this, it is because ofgoogle. I came across these pictures of this cha-chi motherfucker dancing around with bitches bending over, showing their panties obviously a strategy to help fuel the lie that he’s not homo, so I had to do some further research. The facts are pretty basic. Dude sings pop music and dresses a fool, all grabbin his dick ans shit, giving girls false hope that desirable, singing, “stylish” men exist…..that’s when the sluts buy the albums and go to the shows making Vasquez all the money he needs to take is pool boy to the Greek Isles for an anal sex fest in the motherland. I know dude’s Peurto Rican and his real motherland isn’t Greece, but the Greeks invented olive oil lubed anal sex back with Plato and Aristotle….it’s a fact. These is exactly the message I want to convey to teenage girls. It’s really appropriate, like the time I rented “CumSluts 17” for my 14 year old stepdaughter’s slumber party.

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I like Pete Doherty. I have never listened to his band BabyShamble, but the fact that he was busted for heroin, cocaine and weed on 2 seperate occassions in the last 6 month is fucking rock and roll. He pleaded guilty today for those charges, which makes him even more rock and roll. Dude’s also slamming a hot supermodel (Kate Moss) and is partially responsible for getting her busted with cocaine whenever it was when that scandal hit. I am tired of rockstars and celebrities being politically correct fucking pussies. I want to bring it back to a time where celebrities and rockstars didn’t give a fuck about public opinion and just lived life hard for every bapist on the bible belt to shake their head in disgust. I am tired of all this good person bullshit, and I want to see more ppl end up like Doherty.

Here He Is Leaving Court…..

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I figured this post was worthy, mainly because Ashton Kutcher is one of Hollywood’s funniest stepfathers. He isn’t even 30 and his stepdaughter just turned 18. I come from the school that you don’t date a bitch old enough to be your mom, especially when you already have enough in the bank account to support your motherfucking self….you see I understand if you are some kind of street kid turning tricks because your own parents were crackheads and left you in the gutter with nothing, or because you were molested/beaten and you decided to move to the city to fend for yourself and without much in the bank you do what you got to do to survive even if it means sucking dick for money. Point of all this is to say, Rumer Willis is now legal, so you can fuck her up the ass, if you can find her, without much guilt. I doubt that you’ll be able to find her, considering I couldn’t even find pics of her showing up to her own party. I did find Francis Bean, Kurt Cobain’s spawn, who looks a fucking busted old pick-up truck in your backyard, you piece of trash. Speaking of trash, Lohan was also in attendance.

Pics Via x17

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I did a psych test today, because I have been told numerous times that I am crazy. It was for my disability pay from my last job, which really isn’t much money but better than getting gang raped by pit-boys. I figured since my wife gets it for being fat, I should get it for being mentally unstable, or at least pretend to be. I tried faking the exam as best as I could. One of the questions on the test was whether I played with dolls at anytime in my life and another question was if I dreamt about being the opposite sex. I don’t really remember any of the other ones and it doesn’t matter because this post is all about my webfinds for the day. It is mainly celeb shit, that’s kinda what I do. I am sure you won’t like them and I am also sure you won’t send in your links to make my life a little fucking easier. Cuddles.

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I don’t know all that much about anything. I don’t know names of pornstars, I don’t know names of actors, I don’t know names of movies, I don’t remember quotes from movies, I don’t remember jokes and I really don’t understand why people come to this site, other than to watch me slowly self-destruct…

My faithful reader MUNG sent me Sky Lopez’s myspace profile. She was a HARDCORE pornstar who found Jesus recently. There’s always something funny about people who are pretty much the lowest of the low by Jesus’ standards who decide to throw in the towel on a life of addiction/prostitution/murder/smut and instead become addicted to Jesus and cherish his word because he is ever-forgiving or some shit. Either way, I have never heard of this bitch, but MUNG has and this is what he had to say:

Okay…now I am not too sure if you know who this is, but I certainly do considering I have rubbed out numerous batches of baby batter into tube socks over this bitch. Her name is Sky Lopez and she “used-to-be” in the adult film industry. Immediately I decided to click on her myspace to see if she had any nudes and I found out she didn’t. What’s more disturbing, is that I found out she has found Jesus and even includes some scriptures on her site. Okay….about 6 months ago I watched this chick take 12″ of black cock in all her holes while jerking off two other cocks and then having a bukkake session while winking at the camera. I guess in 6 months, things certainly can change!!! So anyways, she is quoting scriptures and shit asking Jesus (not Martinez) for forgiveness. If I was Jesus (not Maritnez), I would forgive her if, I too, could insert my meat into her ass, then into her mouth, then back into her ass again, just to pull it out and shoot a load all over her spic face. Just get a load of this chick! She also thinks she is gangster because she hangs out with the likes of “Baby Bash” (the worst emcee of all time), Mickael (another shit emcee) and various other fucking losers in the music industry. She is trying to start a music career but she should just stick to what she knows best….. using her spic cunt to make money.

Anyways…that was my rant and I am sure you can do a better one! I will leave you with her myspace.com site as well as some photos of her doing what she does best. I am sure if you look hard enough you can find more!!!

Yes, I can write a much better post that this one, but I am a very lazy person and feel that you did a good enough job. Thanks for sending this in.

SO…..

Visit Sky “Springbreak” Lopez on Myspace HERE

AND….
Visit Sky “Springbreak” Lopez on AskJolene to See Her Work HERE