I am glad that music video producers are finally moving a little closer to porn. Naked sluts sell records, or at least make me watch a shitty video through, because I like making sure that I see don’t miss any fucking nipple. My life is pretty dry right now, my wife is too and I take whatever naked bitch I can get, even if she’s on my computer screen. Speaking of naked bitch on my computer screen, some girl I have been talking to for a while sent me naked pics a couple days ago. Since then, she’s been bitching me out for disrespecting her and using her and all kinds of other emotional shit that I don’t respond well to. So if you’re going to get naked, or send me naked pics, let this be warning that I do not have emotions. Either way, we all know that pussy sells, and that’s why this video by Marion Raven is the Naughty Music Video of the Day…I have no idea who Marion Raven is….

Watch It Here

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I don’t know this bitch’s name, but I do know that she is banging royalty and that makes her a royal slut, which is a lot more interesting than anything else you could put the word “royal” in front of. But I only feel that way because I have a thing for social climbing whores who use their cunts to get them to the top. That’s why I am looking for love on Myspace.

As a service to you, I have decided to write a myspace message a day for you to cut and paste and send to random people. I think it would be funny to see if it gets makes any of us famous, or if it gets any of you pussy.

This is the message for today.

you are way out of my league.
but I can still jerk off to your myspace pics.
and I am.
that’ the irony of the internet.
you’d never give me the time of day in person,
but here i am practically fucking your face…
so I don’t want you to get all freaked out..
I won’t get you pregnant.
I am wearing a condom.

With Love,
YOUR NAME HERE
DrunkenStepfather.com

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People with sex dolls make me laugh, especially the motherfuckers who live a double life with their sex doll. They are usually your very fucking single socially awkward and quiet neighbor. The dude who works at your post office or as a janitor at the local elementary school. Anyway, this motherfucker who no one really pays much attention to, goes home after a day of work and once the door is shut behind him, his “real” life starts. He goes to his living room and sits next to his wife, a silicone/latex blend who weighs in at 250 lbs but looks like a porn star. Dude dresses her up, does her hair and make-up to get her ready for dinner. Dude sits and eats with her and has a conversation with her, she’s not very responsive and he likes that she doesn’t talk back. Then after dinner they go to the den to cuddle on the couch and watch TV. At 11 pm, lights out and dude drags the love of his life to his bedroom for a inanimate love making session. He likes her cuz she never says no, all positions are a go, and she’s always in the mood…after the sex dude washes his plastic wife off and falls asleep with her in his arms…..only to wake up and go back to work the next day cleaning the floors and bathrooms at your little kid’s school…..until the weekend where they go on vacation together. If the Sex Doll is lucky, she gets to drive….Weird.

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The biggest joke of this site is that I really have no idea who any of the people I post about are. I am convinced that all the other celebrity sites live and breathe this shit. When they go home for Sunday Dinner, or when they go on dates with girls who are impressed by bloggers (which means UGLY girls), or when they hang out with their 2 childhood friends who still talk to them, while waiting in line for tickets to see Superman (the movie) for the 47th time while rockin’ a Superman T-Shirt (cuz you love Superman), you probably talk about what Portman, Johansson, Lohan, Hilton and all the other cliched celebs are doing. It is their life. It’s not to say that I have a life, or I have meaning, or that I do anything interesting or talk about anything interesting. I just have know nothing about the people I am writing about. This is an example of that. I even googled this cunt and found nothing.

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I am not in the mood to post anything, still sick, but someone emailed this to me and it’s too fucking weird to not put up on the site. It reminds me of when the internet was a place for socially awkward losers to congregate. It reminds me of mIRC where all these freakshows who had no friends in their real lives would chat with each other and create a virtual society, false sense of popularity and find equally lame people on the other side of the country to marry. It was a way to not feel so alone, cuz cool kids are jerks, and it gave the losers hope. The Internet is less lame now, cool people use it, but the losers who were the first up on this shit are still floating around…..that’s the story i heard. Now, back to bed.

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I have been sick on and off for the last month. It is worse now that it’s ever been and that is why I haven’t updated the site in a few days. I did however gather some links to occupy you until my return to the website updates. I have missed a lot of good posts and the site is suffering hard, I suck at life and if I was Asian, I’d want to be called Wong Lee. …now here are the links motherfuckers….

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I am not updating as much as I did last week, because I figure one good link dump is worth 15 decent updates. This is not that link dump, but check out some of the shit that’s made its way into my box and by box I mean vagina. I don’t know what I am saying – just click the motherfucker…

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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There is a white trash family that lives across the hall from me, because I live in a low income apartment block. This white trash family makes me laugh because the father, a balding great drunk is always wandering around the halls in his stained tank top. His son or his son in law or the dude who got his daughter pregnant hangs out with him all day long drinking out of his 40 of beer. Today, I saw them in front of the building testing out a mini-bike. I don’t know how they can afford mini-bikes, but I don’t ask, mainly because they hate me for being Mexican. That said, Nicky Hilton and her cunt of a friend remind me of those two guys, wasting away their lives doing nothing, only they do it a lot more expensive, but still hate mexicans and by mexicans I mean Lohan. There are some smoking pics in here for HornyLohanWanker. You’re welcome.

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