The Pussy Cat Dolls are whores. I remember when they first hit the scene as some exclusive burlesque show that celebrities hosted years ago (if you consider that slut Carmen Electra a celebrity)….they had it going on. They were strippers with a business sense and instead of being the usually pole rockin’, 10 dollar a dance slut, they were making big money from high profile people who considered what they were doing an art.

Every single time I have gone to the strippers, I have considered them to be their own kind of artist, and by artist I mean con artist. Those cunts always find a way to get me to give them all my money. Even the ugly ones.

I remember one time when I got a lap dance, while wearing a white linen suit, when I left their was a huge skid mark down my leg. So I guess bitch was a bit of an artist herself, only her paint was her shit and her easel was my pants.

Either way, the Dolls may have gone mainstream and here they are performing for a TV show, but they will always be stippers with an idea to me.

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I used to work for a porn company. I was involved in stocking the shelves in the warehouse and packing boxes. I would get a porno movie a week bonus if I filled a certain number of orders in a day. I always hit target in the beginning, because there was some kind of excitement about the job, that excitement lasted about a month, until I was too bored of porn to care and realized I could make some decent coin selling movies to my friend for half price. I made a couple thousand dollars and was long gone before the company realized it, but that’s not the point of this. The point is that at the porn company, I saw a few banned german movies. There was one bitch who seemed to have enough shit in her to soil everything and everyone on set. She was rockin’ a hat like Cindy Crawford. I wonder if they’re related.

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I used to work for a porn company. I was involved in stocking the shelves in the warehouse and packing boxes. I would get a porno movie a week bonus if I filled a certain number of orders in a day. I always hit target in the beginning, because there was some kind of excitement about the job, that excitement lasted about a month, until I was too bored of porn to care and realized I could make some decent coin selling movies to my friend for half price. I made a couple thousand dollars and was long gone before the company realized it, but that’s not the point of this. The point is that at the porn company, I saw a few banned german movies. There was one bitch who seemed to have enough shit in her to soil everything and everyone on set. She was rockin’ a hat like Cindy Crawford. I wonder if they’re related.

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Wilmer Valderrama was right. Ashlee Simpson is the new Lohan. Stay tuned for some stalker content. I think I am in love with a talentless whore, just because she worked out a little, dyed her hair, got a nose job and stuck her tongue out. Yes, I am that easy to win over. Ladies, if you are out there, which I know you aren’t, send in some pictures, I feel neglected.

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This could be me. But it’s not. I am a lot younger and fatter. But you guys can pretend that I am that guy. Because it’s funny. At least it is to me.

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Longoria has a weak chin, looks like a retard, and has a massive mexican box. The reason I know about the massive mexican box is because her boyfriend is 7 feet tall and black, it’s kind of a given. If I was 7 feet tall, my dick would be at least 14 inches long. Either way, no one really give a fuck about this cunt, except you, but that’s cuz you like any girl in picture form, it’s the only sex you can get. I don’t mean to dis you, there’s nothing wrong with lacking social skills or game, and I am really not one to talk considering I am the one posting this shit. Right? Keep telling yourself that I am as lame as you are and I’d tell you to tell your friends, but I know you don’t have friends. Cuddles.

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The other day I posted on how Jennifer Love Hewitt is gettin’ a fat ass. All you virgins got mad at me because you’ve wanted to fuck her tits since ’99 and you haven’t realized that she is not your girlfriend and never will be your girlfriend, so get over it and make fun of her with me. I hate how you get all fucking emotional about someone who doesn’t do shit for you, who would probably call the police on you the second they met you in person and not because you’d be hiding in her bushes but because cunt’s got too much of an ego to congregate with your kind. Either way, I was at Starbucks for my free coffee today and some big lady, addicted to food, came up to the counter and asked what they were cooking because it smelt like heaven. I could see bitches cookie dough heart pumping in her chest as she came thinking about baked goods. Addiction is never funny, even when it’s an obese woman craving a muffin like crackhead on their knees in the public bathroom lookin for the piece of rock they dropped. Point of the story is, Love Hewitt is addicted to food and here’s the proof. Fucker.

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The other day I posted on how Jennifer Love Hewitt is gettin’ a fat ass. All you virgins got mad at me because you’ve wanted to fuck her tits since ’99 and you haven’t realized that she is not your girlfriend and never will be your girlfriend, so get over it and make fun of her with me. I hate how you get all fucking emotional about someone who doesn’t do shit for you, who would probably call the police on you the second they met you in person and not because you’d be hiding in her bushes but because cunt’s got too much of an ego to congregate with your kind. Either way, I was at Starbucks for my free coffee today and some big lady, addicted to food, came up to the counter and asked what they were cooking because it smelt like heaven. I could see bitches cookie dough heart pumping in her chest as she came thinking about baked goods. Addiction is never funny, even when it’s an obese woman craving a muffin like crackhead on their knees in the public bathroom lookin for the piece of rock they dropped. Point of the story is, Love Hewitt is addicted to food and here’s the proof. Fucker.

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I don’t know who these bitches are, but I do know that they have tits, and tits are something that are usually of interest to most dudes and that is why I am posting these pictures. They have been floating around for a couple of days now and they may even be months old for all I know, and I am going to post them anyway, because outdated content that pisses you off is kinda what I do, or at least it seems that’s what I do.

I was on myspace the other day and came across a bitch who lost 225 pounds. To lose 225 pounds means that she was a fucking fatty, the kind of girl you have to make lift her gut to access her cunt. I found out she had a stash of nude pics from before and after the weightloss. I also found out she had a lot of pictures of before the reconstructive surgery and the amount of excess skin was fuckin’ disgusting. Tits were hangin’ to knees and shit. Either way, this is her myspace and if you are crafty as me, you will work your way into her pictures HERE IS HER MYSPACE

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