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2006

12

Jun

I am – Billy Talent’s New Website

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Billy Talent is a band my step-daughter can’t get enough of. I have heard there first album over and over and over and over and over. Last year or the year before she dragged me out to one of their shows and I had a good time checking out 15 year old girls who had crushes on the band and the 18- 25 year old girls who were there in hopes of sleeping with the band. It’s funny how girls never really change, they just get sluttier/start spreading their legs for those said crushes.

This year, she’s still a fan and she begged me to do a post on them, because her friend said we’d get free Warped tour tickets.

I like the Warped Tour and I worked it the first year. I helped build the ramps and got to watch the show for free, this was 9 or 10 years ago, when I was really diggin’ some of the bands who played. I guess that’s not all that interesting for you, but I like to embrace the memories I still have, most have been washed away by the bottle. Sad story.

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Website

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Video – Devil in a Midnight Mass

And These are the Warped Tour Dates they are playing

JULY
22 Salt Lake City, UT Utah State Fair Park
23 Denver, CO Invesco Field
25 St. Louis, MO UMB Bank Pavilion
26 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
27 Pittsburgh, PA Post Gazette Pavilion
28 Indianapolis, IN Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
29 Detroit, MI Comerica Lot
30 Tinley Park, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre

AUGUST
1 Darien Center, NY Darien Lake PAC
2 Fitchburg, MA Fitchburg Airport
3 Philadelphia, PA Tweeter Center at the Waterfront
4 Scranton, PA Toyota Pavilion
5 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
6 Old Bridge, NJ Englishtown Raceway
8 Charlotte, NC Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
9 Virginia Beach, VA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
10 Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion @ Stone Ridge
11 Cleveland, OH Tower City Amphitheatre
12 Barrie, ONT Park Place
13 Montreal, QC Park Jean Drapeau

To send me free tickets email me here ( I realize no one is gonna be sending me any tickets, I just put this up because I am a dreamer)

Bonus: There is nothing more punk than Ashlee Simpson’s stylist picking up a pair of Dickies for her.


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2006

12

Jun

I am – Billy Talent's New Website

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Billy Talent is a band my step-daughter can’t get enough of. I have heard there first album over and over and over and over and over. Last year or the year before she dragged me out to one of their shows and I had a good time checking out 15 year old girls who had crushes on the band and the 18- 25 year old girls who were there in hopes of sleeping with the band. It’s funny how girls never really change, they just get sluttier/start spreading their legs for those said crushes.

This year, she’s still a fan and she begged me to do a post on them, because her friend said we’d get free Warped tour tickets.

I like the Warped Tour and I worked it the first year. I helped build the ramps and got to watch the show for free, this was 9 or 10 years ago, when I was really diggin’ some of the bands who played. I guess that’s not all that interesting for you, but I like to embrace the memories I still have, most have been washed away by the bottle. Sad story.

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Website

Check Out Billy Talent’s New Video – Devil in a Midnight Mass

And These are the Warped Tour Dates they are playing

JULY
22 Salt Lake City, UT Utah State Fair Park
23 Denver, CO Invesco Field
25 St. Louis, MO UMB Bank Pavilion
26 Cincinnati, OH Riverbend Music Center
27 Pittsburgh, PA Post Gazette Pavilion
28 Indianapolis, IN Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
29 Detroit, MI Comerica Lot
30 Tinley Park, IL First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre

AUGUST
1 Darien Center, NY Darien Lake PAC
2 Fitchburg, MA Fitchburg Airport
3 Philadelphia, PA Tweeter Center at the Waterfront
4 Scranton, PA Toyota Pavilion
5 Uniondale, NY Nassau Coliseum
6 Old Bridge, NJ Englishtown Raceway
8 Charlotte, NC Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
9 Virginia Beach, VA Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Lot
10 Bristow, VA Nissan Pavilion @ Stone Ridge
11 Cleveland, OH Tower City Amphitheatre
12 Barrie, ONT Park Place
13 Montreal, QC Park Jean Drapeau

To send me free tickets email me here ( I realize no one is gonna be sending me any tickets, I just put this up because I am a dreamer)

Bonus: There is nothing more punk than Ashlee Simpson’s stylist picking up a pair of Dickies for her.


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2006

12

Jun

I am – Nas And Kellis Of the Day


“The Nature Channel – Iced Out.”

I bet that made every white reader laugh…because they are fucking racists. I won’t have you here – RACISTS.

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2006

12

Jun

I am – Vida Guerra’s Ass

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Wanting to fuck fat chicks makes sense to me. Not because my wife is fat, but because I understand fetishes, and fucking something that feels like a brand new couch could be hot.

What I will never understand is people who want to slam hybrid fat chicks, I am talking about small breasted sluts who gain all their McDonald’s eating weight in their ass, making the rest of their body all out of proportion.

At least Vida got a botched tit job to balance out her retardedly fat ass. Maybe the problem here is that I like my women to look like 12 year old boys with tits, and by 12 year old boy, I mean bikini models and actual hot chicks.

Let’s keep that fat chicks for the gangstas who still think it’s hot cuz that’s what rap videos tell them.


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2006

12

Jun

I am – Vida Guerra's Ass

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Wanting to fuck fat chicks makes sense to me. Not because my wife is fat, but because I understand fetishes, and fucking something that feels like a brand new couch could be hot.

What I will never understand is people who want to slam hybrid fat chicks, I am talking about small breasted sluts who gain all their McDonald’s eating weight in their ass, making the rest of their body all out of proportion.

At least Vida got a botched tit job to balance out her retardedly fat ass. Maybe the problem here is that I like my women to look like 12 year old boys with tits, and by 12 year old boy, I mean bikini models and actual hot chicks.

Let’s keep that fat chicks for the gangstas who still think it’s hot cuz that’s what rap videos tell them.


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2006

12

Jun

I am – Toni Braxton Tight Upskirt of the Day

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You guys like Red Rat? Yeah, this isn’t a music post and that song gets annoying after the third time you hear it. But that’s not the point. The point is that wind is our friend. Just yesterday I was sitting on a patio, waiting for the staff to kick me out for loitering/disturbing the customers with my stench, when I looked across the street and saw a decent looking Jewish girl walking hand in hand with her boyfriend. Her skirt got caught in the wind and I got a free show. The whore wasn’t wearing underwear and I saw her bikini waxer’s vietnamese artistic touch. It’s kinda funny that you Americans went from bombing their country to getting them to do your nails and wax your cunts. I guess it’s really not all that funny at all.

I have nothing to say today, so just look at the pictures. I realize that I am wasting my time with this site. I make no money, my traffic is shit, and I am not making any internet friends with it.

I am not crying for attention here, I just realize when something’s come to an end and honestly how could I expect to get any respect from writing a blog after I spent years laughing at bloggers. I am a real hypocrite. I would hate me too, actually i hate myself too.


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2006

10

Jun

I am – Homeless Man Dance

What were you doing the Friday night…well I was learning how to edit this piece of shit. Yeah, I suck at life. Thanks.

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2006

09

Jun

I am – StepLIVIN’: NXNE

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Reality is that DrunkenStepfather becomes a way of life, and despite Drunken Step Steve’s departure from my couch, he’s still part of this whole thing. He’s reviewing some music festival that sounds BORING as fuck and none of you probably care about what he has to say, I am posting it anyway….

Drunken Step Steve’s NXNE Review pt. 1.

Okay, so I’m back. Drunken Step Steve has returned. Not to Montreal, but to the internet. I am here in Toronto, where the 3 day festival known as North by Northeast (NXNE) is taking place, this weekend.

I kicked off the festival by attending the over-hyped opening party on Wednesday, which sucked.

Last night (Thursday), I went to check out a band called Kover at the Big Bop building on Queen Street. If you are thinking I went to see this band because I heard they were good, you are wrong. I went because a female friend of mine had seen the lead singer on Myspace and thought he was cute. Needless to say if I had known that was why we were going before I got there, I would have never gone.

My night didn’t end there. After the shitty show, I went to the local indie-rock, hipster bar called The Queenshead, not because it was part of the festival, but because I was in need of cheap beer but my friend Blake couldn’t get in because he got in a fight with the bouncer a week earlier.

I decided to roll the dice one more time and check out The Bovine Sex Club, a cool little bar if you are into almost hot, almost goth looking girls…and Jagermeister.

The Bovine made my night. Not only was Glam Rocker (see: complete loser) Robin Black and his band of Intergalactic rockstars playing the worst show in the history of music, but I also ran into my drinking buddy Sarah. When she drinks, she suddenly becomes the mayor of the town, and doesn’t give a fuck if you like it or not.

After Robin Black stopped doing whatever he was doing on stage, and made his way through the crowd, Mayor Sarah decided to pinch his bare chest until he grabbed her and said “can you please stop pinching me, it really hurts you know!�.

My night is complete. I am now drunk and a D-list Toronto celebrity has asked my friend to stop pinching him, because it really hurts, you know.

I left, put Blake in an abandoned shopping cart we found outside the bar, and ran him the 10 blocks back to where I am staying.

Now I am here, about to fall asleep on someone else’s couch, once again. It seems to be the ongoing theme of my life. This is where the story ends. Good night.

Festively yours,

Steve.

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UPDATE: The front desk just called and asked us to remove the shopping cart from the fountain in the courtyard. Amazing.

Completely Unrelated Stepfather Pictures of Sly Stalone Shadow Boxing cuz he’s in Rocky, Get It? He’s Trying to PROMOTE his UPCOMING movie….

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2006

09

Jun

I am – StepLIVIN': NXNE

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Reality is that DrunkenStepfather becomes a way of life, and despite Drunken Step Steve’s departure from my couch, he’s still part of this whole thing. He’s reviewing some music festival that sounds BORING as fuck and none of you probably care about what he has to say, I am posting it anyway….

Drunken Step Steve’s NXNE Review pt. 1.

Okay, so I’m back. Drunken Step Steve has returned. Not to Montreal, but to the internet. I am here in Toronto, where the 3 day festival known as North by Northeast (NXNE) is taking place, this weekend.

I kicked off the festival by attending the over-hyped opening party on Wednesday, which sucked.

Last night (Thursday), I went to check out a band called Kover at the Big Bop building on Queen Street. If you are thinking I went to see this band because I heard they were good, you are wrong. I went because a female friend of mine had seen the lead singer on Myspace and thought he was cute. Needless to say if I had known that was why we were going before I got there, I would have never gone.

My night didn’t end there. After the shitty show, I went to the local indie-rock, hipster bar called The Queenshead, not because it was part of the festival, but because I was in need of cheap beer but my friend Blake couldn’t get in because he got in a fight with the bouncer a week earlier.

I decided to roll the dice one more time and check out The Bovine Sex Club, a cool little bar if you are into almost hot, almost goth looking girls…and Jagermeister.

The Bovine made my night. Not only was Glam Rocker (see: complete loser) Robin Black and his band of Intergalactic rockstars playing the worst show in the history of music, but I also ran into my drinking buddy Sarah. When she drinks, she suddenly becomes the mayor of the town, and doesn’t give a fuck if you like it or not.

After Robin Black stopped doing whatever he was doing on stage, and made his way through the crowd, Mayor Sarah decided to pinch his bare chest until he grabbed her and said “can you please stop pinching me, it really hurts you know!”.

My night is complete. I am now drunk and a D-list Toronto celebrity has asked my friend to stop pinching him, because it really hurts, you know.

I left, put Blake in an abandoned shopping cart we found outside the bar, and ran him the 10 blocks back to where I am staying.

Now I am here, about to fall asleep on someone else’s couch, once again. It seems to be the ongoing theme of my life. This is where the story ends. Good night.

Festively yours,

Steve.

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UPDATE: The front desk just called and asked us to remove the shopping cart from the fountain in the courtyard. Amazing.

Completely Unrelated Stepfather Pictures of Sly Stalone Shadow Boxing cuz he’s in Rocky, Get It? He’s Trying to PROMOTE his UPCOMING movie….

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2006

09

Jun

I am – Nicole Richie Rich on Bathing Suits….

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Some of us can’t afford to eat, while this cunt’s showing off her 1000 dollars worth of bathing suits, she probably got for free. Maybe she’s trading them in for a smaller size, or maybe she’s handing them out to poor 12 year old boys who can’t afford a bathing suit of their own. This could be Richie’s idea of a charitable event.

I bet Trerez (that’s my name for TRENT and PEREZ’s Romantic Union in their Gaydom that is celeb blogging) loved that one-liner. It was on par with the smut they’re peddling. Anyway, she’s also banging Pro Skater and Founder of C1RCA Shoes – Chad Muska I remember a time when pro skaters weren’t running around with celebrity daughters and 10 kids would show up to their demos at the local skate park. I guess they should all thank Tony Hawk and his Videogame for their d-list fame. Thanks Tony.


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