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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2006

06

Jul

I am – Naomi Watts is a Nazi of the Day

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July 1st is moving day in Montreal. That means all leases are up and all students and people moving, move on that day. When people move, they usually throw out anything that’s either too annoying to pack or too annoying to move. I am a lazy motherfucker and decided to check out the trash for any golden finds, 6 days too late. I am pretty happy that I came across an old pile of tupperwear, because that’s what we use for plates at the Martinez household. There’s still rotten food in the motherfuckers, but I’ll just let it soak in bleach for a few hours. Speaking of 6 day old garbage and rotten food, here’s some pics of Naomi Watts waiting for a taxi. Start masturbating NOW. Assholes.

Isn’t it funny how hailing a taxi looks a lot like sieg heiling….

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2006

06

Jul

I am – Sienna Miller Smoking Fetish of the Day

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I do what I can for my useless readers and I am annoyed by one of them. He writes “I wanna jerk off to a bitch smoking cigarettes” in every single post. Dude, I understand that we all have fetishes and you jerking off to some cunt with a cigarette in her mouth is not that big of a fucking deal. It’s not like you are kidnapping girls and locking them in your basement and jerking off to their whimpers or something equally disturbuing, but reading the same shit in every post gets tired, just like this fucking website. I am surprised some of you still come back.

I guess that means you’re the comment of the week, send your address to claim your prize and tell your friends.

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2006

06

Jul

I am – Kevin Bacon Gettin’ Pussy of the Day

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When I first looked at these Kevin Bacon pics, I was excited for the motherfucker. I haven’t seen him around in 15 years and the last time I did see him was in the shower fully exposing himself. No, I don’t have that kind of relationship with this dude, it was in a movie. I love how whenever a movie shows full male frontal fags go fucking crazy, like they have never seen a dick before, like they are dick virgins and don’t have a dick of their fucking own. But dick’s not the point of this post, the point is that I thought Kevin was slammin both this bikini bitches, like in that Neve Campbell/Denise Richard’s movie, but realized that the darker haired one is probably 13 years old and I am sure this fucker wouldn’t compromise his nonexistant career for some ripe 13 year old box.

Bonus: While Kevin Bacon Gets Pussy, Tony Danza Gets Groceries

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2006

06

Jul

I am – Kevin Bacon Gettin' Pussy of the Day

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When I first looked at these Kevin Bacon pics, I was excited for the motherfucker. I haven’t seen him around in 15 years and the last time I did see him was in the shower fully exposing himself. No, I don’t have that kind of relationship with this dude, it was in a movie. I love how whenever a movie shows full male frontal fags go fucking crazy, like they have never seen a dick before, like they are dick virgins and don’t have a dick of their fucking own. But dick’s not the point of this post, the point is that I thought Kevin was slammin both this bikini bitches, like in that Neve Campbell/Denise Richard’s movie, but realized that the darker haired one is probably 13 years old and I am sure this fucker wouldn’t compromise his nonexistant career for some ripe 13 year old box.

Bonus: While Kevin Bacon Gets Pussy, Tony Danza Gets Groceries

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2006

06

Jul

I am – Paris Hilton, Riding In Cars with Boys of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s got all kinds of money. She was the kind of kid who ran around in a diamond encrusted ballet slippers because she had to be the most exclusive girl in her dance recital. She also had an award winning horse when all the other rich slags she rolled up with had the low grade ponies. Bitch even had a 40,000 dollar toy Mercedes that she drove to the playground while all the other STDs rode their trikes. This bitch is exclusive, but not as exclusive as the two piece of shit dirtbag 10 year olds I saw playing with a dead racoon yesterday. When you’re poor you make good with what you got. So this post didn’t change your fucking life, I never said I was good at this shit. Cuddles.






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2006

05

Jul

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day(Scroll Down For New Stuff)

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I have Lohan’s phone number and I am not making this shit public cuz I am an asshol to you like that. I guess this is part of the reason why I am the best motherfucker on the Internet and why I should have more fans and money than I have, so help me by telling your friends. The real joke is that I don’t even really like Lohan, I just figured the Lohan Stalker posts were going to be my ticket to the top. I have a feeling it won’t be, but at least stalking is funny.

This is next level stalker and I will let you know if I get arrested, again. Cuddles.

Update – Some Pics from the Beach

Update – My Speckled Trout in a Bikini






NEW LOHAN PICS


And The Lohan Tit Grab Bikini Pics For You To Jerk Off To…

MORE STALKER POSTS HERE

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2006

05

Jul

I am – stepLinks and go fuck yourself of the day

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The Lohan voicemail was not as successful as I thought it would be. I was convinced it was going to be my big internet break and no one gives a shit. Do you realize how fucking hard it is to get a celebrity phone number?? It’s fucking hard. The shit I go through for you fuckers is unbelievable, and it’s pretty much all for nothing. I am not complaining, i am – just saying.

Here are some links for you to check out…..

Gay Celebrity Porn Site Of the Day GO

Teri Hatcher on the Beach GO

Keira Knightly is not Anorexic and you Don’t Care GO

Maria Sharapova Gallery GO

Nadine Coyle Upskirt GO

Two Girls, Four Long Legs, One Erection in your Pants GO

The Big Breasted Sonnet Sisters with Big Breasts GO

We all remember Keira Augustina and her Ass – New Video GO

A Stripping Canadian Girl, cuz Canadians are SLUTS GO

Naked Chick in the Shower GO

Get Pussy Tonight and Support this Site. Remember It’s Worked for Me GO

That’s enough for now, I may post more later, email your links to me and I will plug you. Each link sends out 5 people, get up on this while it’s still hot…. I am – on a sinking ship.

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2006

05

Jul

I am – Alba on the Beach of the Day

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Jessica Alba is over-rated. Everyone and their fucking 12 year old little brother talk about how Alba is the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood but by lookin’ at these pics she looks like she’s been rockin out at the hottest concentration camp Nazi germany has to offer. Her broad shoulders and her non-existant ass make her look bitch plays too much football. Her squinty eyes make me feel like I have to make an order for fried noodles and some Lemon Chicken while looking at my computer which makes no sense…I guess she’s just that Asian. Cash Warren is fucking last year’s 5 course meal, there comes a time in every man’s life where you gotta throw the leftovers out. Word.

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2006

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Jul

I am – Mischa Barton’s Upskirt of the Day

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I once had a dog named Mischa. I adopted her from the humane society after reading a story about how a Mexican immigrant was found fucking it up the ass in the woods. I figured if I was gonna get a dog, it had to be a slut. Mischa, the dog, ended up dying of AIDS, Mischa the actress flashes her ass to the thought of that.



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2006

05

Jul

I am – Mischa Barton's Upskirt of the Day

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I once had a dog named Mischa. I adopted her from the humane society after reading a story about how a Mexican immigrant was found fucking it up the ass in the woods. I figured if I was gonna get a dog, it had to be a slut. Mischa, the dog, ended up dying of AIDS, Mischa the actress flashes her ass to the thought of that.



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