Watch this video, Jack Black and Dave Grohl are in it and if they like the band enough to be in their video that they must be pretty fucking cool, right? Because neither of them are completely washed up or anything….That was sarcasm. It doesn’t really come across that well on the internet. Anyway, the band is named Eagles of Death Metal and the members are Joshua “Baby Duck” Homme and Jesse “Boots Electric” Hughes. Josh is from some band called Queens of the Stone Age that you all probably love because the last time I did a post on this band for their Bikini Bandit Video, I got tons of emails dissing me for not knowing them. Point of the story is that I am doing a giveaway. Admit you’re excited.

I have 2 prize packs, one for a girl and one for a guy. Each include a signed poster (admit your gonna jerk off on it), a copy of the CD “Death by Sexy” (admit you’re gonna give it to a friend for his birthday), a Cardboard Robot T-shirt (admit you’re gonna use it as a cumrag), and a Babeleand Vibrator(admit you’re gonna shove it up your ass, homo).

All you have to do to win it is send in something SEXY via email HERE. I will only be keeping this up for a couple of days since I don’t get shit for doing this. That’s right, I am doing it for you fuckers.

Here’s what the shirts/vibrator look like:

Don’t ever say I am never there for you…..

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Her name is Cerina Vincent and she was a Power Ranger, the yellow one. I was too old to have ever watched the show but I do remeber one halloween, while drunk in a gutter somewhere, I was awoken by a group of 4 kids dressed like the Power Rangers. I had no idea that it was the most popular costume and show for kids for the year, but it was one of those years that is kind of a blur. Anyway, I thought they were superheros coming to take me to a better place. They were proding me with sticks and asking if I was gonna be alright, while I was lying there covered in my own vomit. About 2 minutes later, I sobered up enough to talk to them and I still remember it feeling really good to have someone talk to me after so many months of people just spitting on me and treating me like the disgusting person I was. About 5 minutes later, one of their parents showed up and bitched the kids out for talking to me. I wish this story ended with me feeling like my life was worth something and from there an old page was turned or a new chapter in my life started, but I just went back to the bottle. Point of this post is that kids don’t make life better, booze does. And if I had known the Yellow Power Ranger was so hot, I woulda been a little more excited when I was woken by her, or a kid dressed like her, you get the idea.

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Her name is Cerina Vincent and she was a Power Ranger, the yellow one. I was too old to have ever watched the show but I do remeber one halloween, while drunk in a gutter somewhere, I was awoken by a group of 4 kids dressed like the Power Rangers. I had no idea that it was the most popular costume and show for kids for the year, but it was one of those years that is kind of a blur. Anyway, I thought they were superheros coming to take me to a better place. They were proding me with sticks and asking if I was gonna be alright, while I was lying there covered in my own vomit. About 2 minutes later, I sobered up enough to talk to them and I still remember it feeling really good to have someone talk to me after so many months of people just spitting on me and treating me like the disgusting person I was. About 5 minutes later, one of their parents showed up and bitched the kids out for talking to me. I wish this story ended with me feeling like my life was worth something and from there an old page was turned or a new chapter in my life started, but I just went back to the bottle. Point of this post is that kids don’t make life better, booze does. And if I had known the Yellow Power Ranger was so hot, I woulda been a little more excited when I was woken by her, or a kid dressed like her, you get the idea.

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The server is running slow, I have some people trying to figure it out. When you have a 10 dollar budget it’s hard to really offer any quality. It’s not that big of a deal I guess, considering I only have 5 readers and 4 of those 5 are guys I met in prison and who are still there, but it’s still worth bringing up to keep you up to speed. Now click some of the links cuz they’re good.

ALBA and LONGORIA Together on the Beach
(at least in the mind of some obsessed fan with photoshop skils)
Billy Talent’s Good Ol’ New Video
Judy Winslow Porno Gifs
Teacher’s Cellphone Video That Got Her Arrested
Another Teacher’s Bikini Pics That are Causing Chaos
Tera Patrick Cums on the Sybian on Stern
Dude in Bicycle Shorts and a Boner in Public
Hot Chick Gallery For You To Get a Bicycle Short Boner To
Bikini Beach Party

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And by AIDS I mean people who scare me and may have AIDS like Perry Farrell, Marilyn Manson, Amanda Lepore and other tranny-lookin’ motherfuckers (I don’t mind Tommy Sunshine, he’s in my MySpace Top8). My problem right now is that these celebrity bloggers are working their way into the “scene” and poppin up all over the motherfuckin’ place, when they should be at home, alone like the losers they really are, before a misconception of popularity gave them some kind of ego. I hate seeing losers break out of their shells especially with something as lame as a blog. Bloggers were always the one who stayed in their lonely little dorm rooms while everyone else is out partying and getting laid. Blogging is NEVER a cool thing to do, and despite the fact that people read this shit, 3 years ago, they never would have, and people like Trent would have probably already committed suicide.

Now for Hipsters. Hipsters were at one point cool, and I don’t mind saying that no matter how much I hate them now. They were the art scene and the trendsetters. They were good music and goodtimes. They were dressing homeless for years and railing balls of coke in the privacy of the bathroom, because at the time coke wasn’t being done by the world and was looked down upon. Hipsters weren’t allowed in the trendy clubs, because there was a dress code, and they’d just do what they do for the love of what they do. What has happened is Vice Magazine, American Apparel, Electro Music…has made Hipster the new GAP. The losers who made fun of Hipsters in highschool while rockin’ their lame Gap style or Hip Hop thug gear or hjock-no-style or his slicked back gino hair have all become “hipsters”. Now, everyone is a hipster and when you go to any hipster event you are overtaken by whole lot of hipster lookin’ people who are really way too fucking lame to ever be hip….I don’t know if I got my message across, but for more hipster pics visit LastNightsParty and TheCobraSnake.

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I think it’s pretty clear that girls are the devil. By looking at these pictures you can tell that this bleach blond tattooed up dirtbag of a girl’s got Frankie by his little testicles. Now, I do not know if Frankie really has little testicles, but I do know that he made crazy money on Malcom in the Middle and the other lame movies he made. Definitely enough money to pay for his teenage angst of a girlfriend’s lame tattoos, Gucci Fanny Pack and cowboy boots. Point of the story, is that guys are idiots and always end up spending too much money on their bitches, it’s like they feel like a girl won’t leave them if you keep them happy. I remember when I was younger, I maxed out my credit card one Christmas on Lingerie, Jewelery and a whole lot of other shit because I thought I was in love. Two months later the bitch left me, 3 months later I realized how fucking ugly she was. I call it blinded by the vagina and that can be seen here in Malcom’s gf’s ass….blinded by the vagina, no doubt.

Frankie at the Beach….

Frankie at the pool….

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I think it’s pretty clear that girls are the devil. By looking at these pictures you can tell that this bleach blond tattooed up dirtbag of a girl’s got Frankie by his little testicles. Now, I do not know if Frankie really has little testicles, but I do know that he made crazy money on Malcom in the Middle and the other lame movies he made. Definitely enough money to pay for his teenage angst of a girlfriend’s lame tattoos, Gucci Fanny Pack and cowboy boots. Point of the story, is that guys are idiots and always end up spending too much money on their bitches, it’s like they feel like a girl won’t leave them if you keep them happy. I remember when I was younger, I maxed out my credit card one Christmas on Lingerie, Jewelery and a whole lot of other shit because I thought I was in love. Two months later the bitch left me, 3 months later I realized how fucking ugly she was. I call it blinded by the vagina and that can be seen here in Malcom’s gf’s ass….blinded by the vagina, no doubt.

Frankie at the Beach….

Frankie at the pool….

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So the story is that this girl banged her teacher and her boyfriend in a hotel room, the pictures got released to a bunch of her friends on Orkut and it started a crazy riot that involved police cars and tear gas. Now I can’t read portuguese, hell I can’t read period, so I don’t know what the fuckin’ story is, but here’s the email that came in with the lead.

She is a collage girl that go to fuck with her teacher/s, well in the
collage everybody find the pics and she have to wait to the police to go
out from college

If that made any more sense to you than it did to me, feel free to send the info my way, in the meantime check out the pics that surfaced on the internet and caused this ordeal. On a side not, I fucking love digital cameras, without them I wouldn’t get to see average everyday girls get slammed and that is really all I live for.

To see dirty pics click this link

Watch out there’s penis in the pictures and that may be not safe for work for you, even though everyone in your office has had sex at least once in their life, even the guy you think is a virgin in accounting has probably had his dick in some kind of pussy. Point is that all this censorship and rules and NSFW bullshit can suck my fucking dick, like this brazilian whore sucked these 2 dicks.

To read a couple articles on the scandal in Portuguese Click Here and Here

Thanks Chocolim.

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Here are a few links we found that you may like….or you may hate…I really take no responsibility for how you feel about them…because I hate you. Cuddles.

If you have any links – send them in HERE

Geri and Kylie Kiss on British TV
Hot Masuimi Max Video
Hot tits, Bad dye job (NSFW – she’s naked)
Now Girls Can Pee Like a Boy
Raconteurs (Jack White and Brendan Benson’s Band) Video
Pear Jam Is the Worst Band Ever

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