2006
16
May
Here are a few links we found that you may like….or you may hate…I really take no responsibility for how you feel about them…because I hate you. Cuddles.
If you have any links – send them in HERE
Geri and Kylie Kiss on British TV
Hot Masuimi Max Video
Hot tits, Bad dye job (NSFW – she’s naked)
Now Girls Can Pee Like a Boy
Raconteurs (Jack White and Brendan Benson’s Band) Video
Pear Jam Is the Worst Band Ever
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2006
15
May
People are weird when it comes to celebrities. Take me for example. I have no real interest in celebrities, but realized that all my traffic came from the celebrity posts, so I just kept them up. I really have no idea what celebs are up to, but I pretend I do by posting their pictures and talking about them. The people who really do know about the celebrities I write about send in hate mail, hack my email addresses, try to beat me down in public and draw fantasy celebrities topless. These are the same people you do not want to have babysit your kids, but never really would because they are too busy sitting at home, on disability, jerking off to the originals of these.
Amanda Bynes
Avril Lavigne
Catherine Bell
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Katie Holmes
Kristen Kreuk
Adriana Lima
Lindsay Lohan
Michelle Trachtenberg
This is the guy I ripped off for this post
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2006
15
May
Ivanka Trump’s nipple is definitely worth more than you are. The reason is simple, her dad is Donald Trump and he has probably given her a solid salary and a slammin’ trust fund. Like all rich kids, I can only assume Ivanka is completely fucked up but she keeps it out of the public eye. She doesn’t go to all the useless celebrity parties the rich kids like Kimmy Stewart, Paris Hilton, the Osbornes, Nicole Richie and all the others go to. She has a business degree and works for her dad’s company and seems to have a little more class. mainly because she keeps her vagina to herself, unfortunately.
I always loved partying with rich kids back in the days I used to party with rich kids. They never had a real care in the world and would never complain about financing our night out. The people I knew were nothing close to the Trumps in wealth, but doing a bunch of coke while getting my dick sucked by a highclass hooker in a penthouse hotel room was a weekly event that never seemed to be a problem. I have no pics of those nights but I do have pics of Ivanka. Enjoy.
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2006
15
May
Ivanka Trump’s nipple is definitely worth more than you are. The reason is simple, her dad is Donald Trump and he has probably given her a solid salary and a slammin’ trust fund. Like all rich kids, I can only assume Ivanka is completely fucked up but she keeps it out of the public eye. She doesn’t go to all the useless celebrity parties the rich kids like Kimmy Stewart, Paris Hilton, the Osbornes, Nicole Richie and all the others go to. She has a business degree and works for her dad’s company and seems to have a little more class. mainly because she keeps her vagina to herself, unfortunately.
I always loved partying with rich kids back in the days I used to party with rich kids. They never had a real care in the world and would never complain about financing our night out. The people I knew were nothing close to the Trumps in wealth, but doing a bunch of coke while getting my dick sucked by a highclass hooker in a penthouse hotel room was a weekly event that never seemed to be a problem. I have no pics of those nights but I do have pics of Ivanka. Enjoy.
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2006
15
May
I went to a comedy show and didn’t laugh. It was at a place called Jimbo’s in Montreal. It cost 10 dollars and I drank about 12 rye and gingers because rumor has it that Jack is a premium alcohol, and I was trying to save money. There was a fat slut in the corner who kept offering to suck the comedian’s dick, she claimed she was really good at it, probably from all that practice on her dad/uncle who molested her growing up. Only difference between her and Oprah is that she liked the attention her molestor gave her….
Anyway, Rumor also has it that Joe Rogan has played there and this is the proof, a picture with his autograph and praise of how great of a bar it is. The capacity of the room was about 15 people, so I guess it was the first and only time Rogan sold out a show and that’s why he was so happy with the venue. Either way, we have sent Joe Rogan a T-shirt, we consider him a friend of the site.
Check out his site by Clickin’ the Link .
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2006
15
May
I have so much fun stalking Lohan, that I decided to start stalking other celebs. If you aren’t sure what it is that I do, it’s simple. I find people who the person I am stalking has had contact with, whether it is highschool friends, people they work with on movies, their personal assistants/publicists, basically anyone who has ever met them. Then I write a creepy email to that person, in hopes of if getting back to the celebrity I am stalking. It’s my idea of comedy and since I have a Jewish girl fetish, I decided that Trachtenberg would be the second girl I stalk.
This is the stalker email that I sent the make-up artist and hair stylist for the movie Mysterious Skin. Her name is Nicole Le Bris and she has worked with Trachtenberg, here it is.
Dear Nicole,
I read that you were the hairstylist on the movie Mysterious Skin. I am currently stalking Michelle Trachtenberg and wanted to reach out to you, since you have touched her hair and face. I was hoping that you have some strands of Trachtenberg’s hair that I could possibly use for masturbation purposes. If not, I understand and her personal email will suffice.
I look forward to your response,
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Trachtenberg Getting Coffee
Bonus – Trachtenberg on the Catwalk
Another Bonus – Trachtenberg’s Ass (part of the reason I am stalking her)
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2006
15
May
Someone emailed me this picture last week, I never got to posting it, because no one really gives a shit about Lisa Rinna. She is a Soap Opera Star turned Primetime Soap Opera Star back in 1996. Since Melrose Place has been off the air since 1998, this bitch hasn’t been up to much, but a whole lot of plastic surgery and attending random events like a d-lister should.
The reason I am posting this is becaue she has a pimple on her tit, and it’s always fun to laugh at people’s imperfections. Unfortunately, she probably embraces it since acne is a sign of youth, something she is clearly trying to hold on to. I remember when I had a pimple on my dick years ago that wouldn’t go away no matter how much ProActiv I used. It turned out it wasn’t a pimple at all and I’d like to thank Marina the hooker I used to date, and by date I mean pay to bang. Cuddles.
Bonus: Rinna at the Erase MS Disco Party
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2006
15
May
Someone emailed me this picture last week, I never got to posting it, because no one really gives a shit about Lisa Rinna. She is a Soap Opera Star turned Primetime Soap Opera Star back in 1996. Since Melrose Place has been off the air since 1998, this bitch hasn’t been up to much, but a whole lot of plastic surgery and attending random events like a d-lister should.
The reason I am posting this is becaue she has a pimple on her tit, and it’s always fun to laugh at people’s imperfections. Unfortunately, she probably embraces it since acne is a sign of youth, something she is clearly trying to hold on to. I remember when I had a pimple on my dick years ago that wouldn’t go away no matter how much ProActiv I used. It turned out it wasn’t a pimple at all and I’d like to thank Marina the hooker I used to date, and by date I mean pay to bang. Cuddles.
Bonus: Rinna at the Erase MS Disco Party
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2006
13
May
The week is over officially with this post. That is because I barely post on weekends, because I am usually too drunk to focus on the computer. I kinda feel that way right now….but I have enough in me to press “Publish”. That’s how much I love you fucking pieces of shit now click these links and have a good weekend.
Another Girl and her Homemade Erotica on Flickr
One of the Bitches on Grey’s Anatomy Lookin Busty
DoubleViking Took Pics at E3 of Hot Bitches Working the Booths…
Uberbitch Naomi Posts Pics of Naked Girls and the Pics of Herself
OJ Simpson Has Some Kind of Reality Show
We Like Jessica Simpson’s Breasts, we don’t like her BRA
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2006
13
May
The week is over officially with this post. That is because I barely post on weekends, because I am usually too drunk to focus on the computer. I kinda feel that way right now….but I have enough in me to press “Publish”. That’s how much I love you fucking pieces of shit now click these links and have a good weekend.
Another Girl and her Homemade Erotica on Flickr
One of the Bitches on Grey’s Anatomy Lookin Busty
DoubleViking Took Pics at E3 of Hot Bitches Working the Booths…
Uberbitch Naomi Posts Pics of Naked Girls and the Pics of Herself
OJ Simpson Has Some Kind of Reality Show
We Like Jessica Simpson’s Breasts, we don’t like her BRA
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