Back in the ’90s, these breast implanted bitches in bright colored bathing suits and light, tight, high wasted denim where all the fuckin’ rage. They were the girls who you would see on the street and automatically assume were strippers and they were the same people that would go out to the cheesy clothing stores you thought no one shopped at to buy the latest in trash. I naturally assumed these trasy people died off when they stopped making the Trans Am, but I was wrong, they all moved to Florida and became fitness models. The funny thing is that I go to strippers all the fucking time, and they lame outfits my strippers wear are classier than this NASCAR shit. Point of the story is that I’d still fuck all these bitches, because I think it would be a good change of pace for them, you know bouncin off a belly, instead of steroid shrunken balls.

This photographer’s name is Michael Palmer, and he documents this really weird subculture…Check out some of his work:

Fitness Events

Fitness and Yoga

Physique>

Glamour

Fashion

Swimwear

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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Federline is packin’ some potent sperm. This motherfucker doesn’t even let his woman’s lady parts recover and shrink back to normal from the last baby before doin’ it all over again. I like to think it’s his planning for retirement. Child support and when there are two kids the payout is double, provided he gets custody which he will because she’ll be out in the gutter somewhere getting high, remembering the days she was at the top. Every girl I meet from the south are more fertile than a cat in heat on a hot tin roof. I think it has to do with being poor because it poor people have a shitload of kids. They are uneducated and dropped out of school before they were learned Sex Ed, they are too poor to buy birth control and the more kids you have the more hands you have to work the family land, and by family land I mean the more the government pays out to you….

Bonus: Looking Like Possum Trash

Bonus Number 2: At Letterman Yesterday

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The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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The funny thing about running this kind of site is that it’s really easy to fall asleep at your desk, or pile of dirty laundry you use for a desk, especially when you have taken a half dozen sleeping pills, only wake up a day later only to realize that you forgot to post the Link Dump you were supposed to.

So Yesterday’s Links are:

Check Out My Breasts
2 Losers and a Bean Bag
celebrity nipple slips (NSFW)
Shower Piss Face
They Say this is Hayek in a porn, I know it’s Not sex in the shower (NSFW)
Samaire Armstrong From OC in a leotard….(I love leotards, but hate American Apparel)

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I have never really looked into Lohan’s genealogy, but I have a feeling she’s a Jew. The main reason is because she’s from Long Island and everyone in Long Island is Jew but she also works in entertainment and all people in entertainment are Jews, except for the black people but no one notices them because they make really bad/obnoxious movies. She’s also a bit of a whiner and she’s railin’ yay like it’s going out of style, something only rich jewish kids do and she’s also been hospitalized 10 times in the last year, something Jews do, because they go see specialists for every fucking everyday symptom of disease. The defining Jew moment was when I saw these pics where she’s rockin’ a Jew outfit. If you are a Jewish girl, you’ll know what I am talking about…..

Bonus – Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jew Outfit

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I hate games. I think they are a huge waste of time. I think they are designed for people who live in the suburbs, work in a 9-5 job, and hate their lives…but every saturday night they bust out a board game to help them forget how pathetic their lives are, without realizing that the game itself, as fun as it is makes their lives that much more pathetic…..

I decided to post this picture of a set of tits as a bit of a game….because I know you all have a pretty useless life and I want you to give yourself some kind of meaning.

Click this link to see if you’re right

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I hate non-nude models for a pretty simple reason, they do not get nude. They lure dudes in who just wait and wait to see them naked. It’s a fuckin’ scam cuz they never get naked, they never show their cunts and they never will…so keep paying them their monthly membership fees so you can keep jerking off to their erect nipples in beaters, while I harass them on Myspace and read posts on forums by losers like you arguing about whether their naked pics are actually real.

Christina Model Personal MySpace:

My name is Christina, I’m 20 yrs. old and just married my highschool sweetheart. He is my EVERYTHING! I graduated last month from cosmetology school and will be working down in Tampa with my sister-in- law. My husband and I spend most of our time together boating and taking vacations. I’m fun to be around and like spending time with my bestfriends Lauren and Cassadee, I love you girls to death!

Here She is With Her Husband…

Here is her cabin that she bought with your money….

Here she is with her friends….

Visit Her MySpace By Clicking This Link (Ask to see her Vagina)

Bonus:

Candid Shots Where You Can See Nip (fuckin’ losers)

Watch Her Tease You in Purple….

Missy Model Personal Myspace

I was born in Miami and have lived in the Hill almost all my life. (Boring HUH!) I have the best boyfriend ever. My future husband! He is so gorgeous. No one can ever compare, so don’t even try. I LOVE YOU BABE ——————- 5-22-04

Here she is with her boyfriend/future husband…

Here she is with her friends…..

Here is her boyfriend/future husband…

Visit Her Myspace by Clicking this Link (ask to see her vagina)

BONUS

MissyModel in a Thong on the Beach Video

Dresses Like Wonder Woman

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