I am all for old people slamming younger people. When I was in my 20s, I would always hit up a hotel bar or any place older bitches frequented. The reason is simple, women have a biological clock….a certain amount of time to get knocked up, and the closer they get to the expiration date on their milk bags, the hornier and sluttier they get. These bitches get into a panic that they won’t find a man, but they don’t recognize that it is their body telling them to make babies, because they are career women, and the result was older ladies owning me in the bedroom….They just had so much to give….This is the same thing, only it’s older perverted men and immigrant bitches who don’t even look that young because I am blinded by how disgusting they are. This is porn, so don’t click the links if you don’t like porn. I am not a porn site. I just post things I think are funny. That’s my story.

Visit The Galleries Here – NSFW – And Disgusting:

Fat Dude and Orane Head
Old Man and Paddlefoot (actually I think that’s a dot not a feather)
Fat Dude and Some Immigrant (trying to make money to feed her 12 babies)

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I am not a fashion consultant or a stylist, but I came across this old picture of Britney, and her shirt threw me off a little. Bitch is rockin’ a lacey turtleneck, t-shirt and its fuckin with me, cuz turtlenecks are for skiing, or being a pompous poofter in the cigar lounge discussing your latest screenplay…Britney’s post pregnancy/breatfeeding nipples are aiming in the wrong direction…….with all the money in the world, least she could do is go under the knife. I don’t advocate plastic surgery, even on ugly bitches, but if you’re gonna be chased around by paparazzi for the world to see, you best maintain. Yeah, this has pretty much been a waste of a post….actually this whole year has been a waste….thanks for listening.

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I am not a fashion consultant or a stylist, but I came across this old picture of Britney, and her shirt threw me off a little. Bitch is rockin’ a lacey turtleneck, t-shirt and its fuckin with me, cuz turtlenecks are for skiing, or being a pompous poofter in the cigar lounge discussing your latest screenplay…Britney’s post pregnancy/breatfeeding nipples are aiming in the wrong direction…….with all the money in the world, least she could do is go under the knife. I don’t advocate plastic surgery, even on ugly bitches, but if you’re gonna be chased around by paparazzi for the world to see, you best maintain. Yeah, this has pretty much been a waste of a post….actually this whole year has been a waste….thanks for listening.

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I haven’t been keeping ontop of the celebrity shit, because it bores me and I hate celebrity bloggers, but I guess I built this site up on paparazzi pics and I can’t leave that shit behind…but you gotta understand – it kinda reminds me of taking a shit, only that’s not a daily procedure for me. I have a pretty bad diet and my intestines hate me. I think I have stomach cancer…and if I don’t have stomach cancer I got something, because trust me the shit I go through is not human….Hey ladies reading this…wanna make out? Anyway – This is Namoi Watts…those are her tiny tits, now I drop some gossip about her to tie in the tits to gossip….and that’s a celebrity blog entry.

The Ring’ star Naomi Watts and lover Liev Schreiber’s relationship is going through a rocky time, according to a published report.

Even though everything appears to be okay on the outside, the couple has reportedly informed their friends that their relationship is on the rocks.

Who gives a fuck? I don’t even know who this bitch is. Now don’t we all feel better about our pathetic selves. I know I can officially say “I hate myself”. Thanks Naomi, you cunt.

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I haven’t been keeping ontop of the celebrity shit, because it bores me and I hate celebrity bloggers, but I guess I built this site up on paparazzi pics and I can’t leave that shit behind…but you gotta understand – it kinda reminds me of taking a shit, only that’s not a daily procedure for me. I have a pretty bad diet and my intestines hate me. I think I have stomach cancer…and if I don’t have stomach cancer I got something, because trust me the shit I go through is not human….Hey ladies reading this…wanna make out? Anyway – This is Namoi Watts…those are her tiny tits, now I drop some gossip about her to tie in the tits to gossip….and that’s a celebrity blog entry.

The Ring’ star Naomi Watts and lover Liev Schreiber’s relationship is going through a rocky time, according to a published report.

Even though everything appears to be okay on the outside, the couple has reportedly informed their friends that their relationship is on the rocks.

Who gives a fuck? I don’t even know who this bitch is. Now don’t we all feel better about our pathetic selves. I know I can officially say “I hate myself”. Thanks Naomi, you cunt.

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I like when people run out of ideas and jump to the obvious joke. It’s like dude’s made his millions with girls flashing the camera and now he’s gotta come up with something entertaining. So he hires whores to dyke out in the shower, and other girls to run around naked. I like naked girls, so it works for me…but throwing in the midget ref is just a retarded concept….doesn’t he know that midgets are made for fucking…not being involved in sports unless the said sports involve midget fucking competitively…the fact is they are so small that fucking a midget counts as masturbation, because they aren’t real people, so that means it doesn’t make you gay when you fuck a man midget’s mouth. But I still think you’re a faggot….

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There is a girl who has a personal blog, and I HATE personal blogs.
I hate reading people’s self-absorbed opinion on anything. If I wanted to listen to people vent or voice their opinion on society or talk about how their mom is crazy and shit, I’d enroll myself in Jewish summer camp….The point for you idiots who don’t understand what I write is that Raymi is HUGE on the net. She writes all kinds of insanity about her day to day, and other equally gay things, but does it with style, and scatters naked pics in the mix, but she’s not a slut she has a boyfriend who I call Ray, but isn’t really named Ray. I just have a crush on this bitch and I am getting her together with Steve for a Step TV episode.

IN the meantime read her site and demand to see her real vagina. She will give in eventually.

VISIT RAYMITHEMINX.BLOGSPOT.COM HERE

Send In You Vagina Pic Here (there are no prizes, we work on a budget)

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I watched some MTV biography on Mariah. She’s half black. That’s where this post ends. The funny thing is her black dad was an engineer and her white mom was a singer…..seems a little backwards. I am not racist. I am mexican, we are lazy. I guess her being half black isn’t where the post ended…because I went on a few more sentences…I also wanted to mention how she was never hot, and I am not saying that cuz I am anti-black girls, I am saying that cuz she has a busted face. Cuddles.

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