I was talking a 19 year old lesbian, actually she’s not fully lesbian she has had penis once but I don’t think she liked it, it probably messed up her hair and makeup or someshit. She’s a little high-maintenance and cock just gets in the way of looking pretty. So I’m talking to this lesbian who hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet, and she’s telling me about modern etiquette, that involves ripping lines of cocaine off the toilet seat at high profile clubs and ditching your classically trained Opera career, where you were once thought of as a child prodigy, to dress up in lingerie and dance around like your were Kelly Clarkson.

Charlotte Church says goodbye to culture and sluts it up like every good girl should.

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In other news, her Daddy just wants to get to know his little girl.

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When I think of England, I always think of beaches, cuz the country is known for sunny weather, oceanview and sand in your underwear. The British are known for their tanned surfing bodies and their dominance in all watersports. That’s why when I found out that Liz Hurley launched a swimwear line called “Beach”, I wasn’t the least bit surprised, seeing as she comes from England. I will not argue that she looks good for a 50 year old, and I will not argue that Hugh Grant got busted with a tranny whore while with her, but I will argue that she lacks creativity, calling swimwear “Beach” is as obnoxious as naming it “Bathing Suit” Now, I don’t fully have a problem with a bathing suit brand called “Beach”, I am poor and do everything generic, I can’t afford the big brand names. I am sure this is gonna be HUGE at K-Mart, right next to Kathly Lee Gifford’s lingerie line,

Go To Mr Skin to See More of Liz Hurley’s Skin

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When I think of England, I always think of beaches, cuz the country is known for sunny weather, oceanview and sand in your underwear. The British are known for their tanned surfing bodies and their dominance in all watersports. That’s why when I found out that Liz Hurley launched a swimwear line called “Beach”, I wasn’t the least bit surprised, seeing as she comes from England. I will not argue that she looks good for a 50 year old, and I will not argue that Hugh Grant got busted with a tranny whore while with her, but I will argue that she lacks creativity, calling swimwear “Beach” is as obnoxious as naming it “Bathing Suit” Now, I don’t fully have a problem with a bathing suit brand called “Beach”, I am poor and do everything generic, I can’t afford the big brand names. I am sure this is gonna be HUGE at K-Mart, right next to Kathly Lee Gifford’s lingerie line,

Go To Mr Skin to See More of Liz Hurley’s Skin

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I would hate to get caught in a leg-lock from the ever-big breasted cuz she’s fat, Kirstie Alley, because those motherfuckers are massive and being caught under the weight, while choking on the fat is not really the way I wanna die. I am not gonna get all morbid, and I will focus on the ray of sunshine after the storm in this pic, and that is Kirstie’s son, who may not be toting a rainbow flag just yet, but his girlie hair and Rod Stewart t-shirt is enough for us to know that he’s discovering himself sexually to pics of Malcom in the Middle.

See Kirstie Alley Naked at Mr Skin Before she was FAT

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I would hate to get caught in a leg-lock from the ever-big breasted cuz she’s fat, Kirstie Alley, because those motherfuckers are massive and being caught under the weight, while choking on the fat is not really the way I wanna die. I am not gonna get all morbid, and I will focus on the ray of sunshine after the storm in this pic, and that is Kirstie’s son, who may not be toting a rainbow flag just yet, but his girlie hair and Rod Stewart t-shirt is enough for us to know that he’s discovering himself sexually to pics of Malcom in the Middle.

See Kirstie Alley Naked at Mr Skin Before she was FAT

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The rumor is that these video clips of a girl getting fucked by a redneck with a dildo, stuffed in his pants and stickin’ out his fly is really of a younger Shania Twain. I think the reality of the situation is that the only thing Shania had to do with these clips is provide the soundtrack, and probably not even legitimately. The real issue at hand here is that dude’s stuffin her with a rubber dick, simulating real sex, and I don’t fully understand why. Either he’s impotent (we respect his creative ways to work around that), he’s got herpes (90% of the population does) or he’s not Shania’s boyfriend, and everyone knows that fucking someone with a rubber cock is not considered cheating, either is paying for sex. That was advice for you married guys who are in the mood to stray, but I realize none of you are married and the next time you have the chance to stuff a chick with a dildo is probably never.

It’s your turn to be the judge: Check Out:Shania Stolen Sex Tape Screenshots and Video Clips(phun.org) and let us know what you think. By us, I mean me. I don’t do entourages.

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I am convinced that 95 percent of women have cellulite on the back of their thighs, it’s got something to do with having ovaries and a uterus or someshit. I like to call it estrogen love pockets. The other 5 percent of girls who don’t have cellulite are either 9 year olds, crackwhores, anorexic bitches or dudes dressed like women, you know the contour panty wearing type. I love the fact that people are gonna bust on Christina’s face for having a little junk on her legs, and I will do, just because she’s in the fucking lime-light.org, and has to realize that being on TV, in Concert, and a subject of many photographers, bitch better maintain. That would be like me auditioning to be in a porn movie, I am impotent and 3 inches hard, if I can even get hard….

I don’t think that made any sense, but the point of this post is to say, that I would still stick it to X-Tina, fat latina legs and all.

Big up.

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I am convinced that 95 percent of women have cellulite on the back of their thighs, it’s got something to do with having ovaries and a uterus or someshit. I like to call it estrogen love pockets. The other 5 percent of girls who don’t have cellulite are either 9 year olds, crackwhores, anorexic bitches or dudes dressed like women, you know the contour panty wearing type. I love the fact that people are gonna bust on Christina’s face for having a little junk on her legs, and I will do, just because she’s in the fucking lime-light.org, and has to realize that being on TV, in Concert, and a subject of many photographers, bitch better maintain. That would be like me auditioning to be in a porn movie, I am impotent and 3 inches hard, if I can even get hard….

I don’t think that made any sense, but the point of this post is to say, that I would still stick it to X-Tina, fat latina legs and all.

Big up.

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I don’t know about you, but that Rosie O’Donnell TV movie where she plays a retard changed my life. I realized that there are some women that I would never fuck, even if I was stuck on a deserted island with Rosie O’Donnell and the Fag who won the first survivor and I needed to pussy, I would take the survivor guy. He would also be a good choice for obvious survival skills, and being his man-love would only bring good things, but you get the point, I would take cock over Rosie any day, even if her pussy resembles a cock….anyway Andie McDowell was in that retard movie and rumor on the internet is that she has breast implants. I am not really a fan of breast implants, but more importantly, I am not a fan of floppy pancake titties, I figure if a bitch has nipples that aim towards the ground, or that flatten against her chest like a deflated hemroid donut, shit’s gotta be re-worked. Now Andie McDowell looks like she’s in her 40s and with age comes loosening at the seams, like that old sweater I rock, cuz I can’t afford a new one. Reality is age never really through me off when it came to bedding girls, I lost my virginity at the age of 14 to a 63 year old who used to make me cut her grass then eat her out, I am not the type of person who turns down a dollar.

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