The benefit of having the Olsen twins hide from the camera people when leaving some building is that we can divert our attention to the slut in shorts, not quite short enough, but you know I am a pretty deseperate person, so seeing the apples of her bottom really doesn’t make that much of a difference to me. I guess the good thing of any girl standing next to the Olsen twins is that most of the time they look hotter than they actually are, but that’s only cuz I find the Olsen twins ugly. This happens all the time, the semi good looking girl surrounds herself with fat bitches, to make herself look pretty. It’s nice to know that things don’t really change that much on this level. This is a useless fucking post, but I will press publish anyway – cuz it’s all about quantity, not quality, at least when it comes to drinking.

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The good thing about having big tits is simple: with the right strapping and pushing and squeezing and shit, those fuckers can be shaped however you want. I am not too sure if this is good for the tit, and permanent damage may result in breast cancer, not a laughing matter, but a harsh reality of today’s times, and girls just wanna look sexy for there men and don’t even care about the risks at hand. I smoke and I drink and that shit will kill me, and knowing that shit will kill me won’t stop me. The difference between me and Jessica in this situation is that what she’s doing is seducing all of us to watch her stupid TV shows, where as I am just feeling sorry for myself and trying to speed up the inevitable….Her fearless ways should be inspiration to us all and if any of you girls reading this have small tits, don’t worry about it, I like it all, but hopefully you’ve got a decent ass, cuz if you got no tits and no ass, bitch, I got plenty of losers I can introduce you to.

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The good thing about having big tits is simple: with the right strapping and pushing and squeezing and shit, those fuckers can be shaped however you want. I am not too sure if this is good for the tit, and permanent damage may result in breast cancer, not a laughing matter, but a harsh reality of today’s times, and girls just wanna look sexy for there men and don’t even care about the risks at hand. I smoke and I drink and that shit will kill me, and knowing that shit will kill me won’t stop me. The difference between me and Jessica in this situation is that what she’s doing is seducing all of us to watch her stupid TV shows, where as I am just feeling sorry for myself and trying to speed up the inevitable….Her fearless ways should be inspiration to us all and if any of you girls reading this have small tits, don’t worry about it, I like it all, but hopefully you’ve got a decent ass, cuz if you got no tits and no ass, bitch, I got plenty of losers I can introduce you to.

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I am not a picky person, I have a 300 pound wife who looks like she got hit by a bus. I came across this picture and realized that Ashlee Simpson looks fucking disgusting from the side. I figured I would post it, even though there is nothing funny about having a horrible looking side profile. I always feel like a bitch looks better with her face in the sand, so there’s still much hope for Ashlee to get knocked up and shit….I would estimate that a good percentage of you are into Role Playing Games, Fantasy and Sci Fi, so a bitch that looks like a little elf must getting you fucking hard. Aren’t you excited that I just gave you a boner. That totally makes you a fag.

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I am not a picky person, I have a 300 pound wife who looks like she got hit by a bus. I came across this picture and realized that Ashlee Simpson looks fucking disgusting from the side. I figured I would post it, even though there is nothing funny about having a horrible looking side profile. I always feel like a bitch looks better with her face in the sand, so there’s still much hope for Ashlee to get knocked up and shit….I would estimate that a good percentage of you are into Role Playing Games, Fantasy and Sci Fi, so a bitch that looks like a little elf must getting you fucking hard. Aren’t you excited that I just gave you a boner. That totally makes you a fag.

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I am not one to judge a dirty homeless lookin’ person, because I look more homeless than this guy. I rock the same t-shirt that I have had for 20 years, and the shorts that I do wear, usually come from cut off jogging pants that I have stained up too badly to recover. The difference between me and this dude, is that he’s hanging with Lohan and bitch made 50 million dollars last year. If I had a friend worth 50 million dollars, I can guarantee you that I’d be wearing designer tuxedos every fucking day, I am talking to the beach, to the strip club, to the fucking amusement park with my girls. You would not be able to get me out of that shit. Having access to that kind of cash is something that should be embraced, trying to look like a fool like me and all the other drug addicted homeless friends I have, makes no fucking sense to me, the only conclusion I have from all this is that you are clearly a cunt and I look great in tuxedos.

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I am not one to judge a dirty homeless lookin’ person, because I look more homeless than this guy. I rock the same t-shirt that I have had for 20 years, and the shorts that I do wear, usually come from cut off jogging pants that I have stained up too badly to recover. The difference between me and this dude, is that he’s hanging with Lohan and bitch made 50 million dollars last year. If I had a friend worth 50 million dollars, I can guarantee you that I’d be wearing designer tuxedos every fucking day, I am talking to the beach, to the strip club, to the fucking amusement park with my girls. You would not be able to get me out of that shit. Having access to that kind of cash is something that should be embraced, trying to look like a fool like me and all the other drug addicted homeless friends I have, makes no fucking sense to me, the only conclusion I have from all this is that you are clearly a cunt and I look great in tuxedos.

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I am a fan of drunk bitches, they are usually the kind that are easy to manipulate and get naked. I love to be involved in getting girls drunk, by drunk I mean fucking drunk, to the point where they can’t walk or talk, there sense of self is lost. With no inhibitions, good things happen, and with no sense of depth perception, ugliness is not a factor, however when you are on the outside, looking at drunk girl while sober, it’s easy to see they aren’t so attractive, unless you are enterprising like me, and by enterprising, I mean getting them naked and stuffin them like a turkey on Thanksgiving. Jessica Simpson looks awful in these pics, but bitch is probably easy. So if you have a chance to get with with a drunk girl…or one on roofies, you may have the time of your life. If she throws up in the process of this stuffin, don’t freak out, it just adds to the experience, like icing on a cake.

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The benefit of watching Will and Grace is that chicks thing you’re down with gays, and an open-minded gay friendly dude is usually a lot more desirable than a homophobic gay bashing jock, who sucks his buddy’s dick off after the game. The problem with being a fan of the show is that a girl probably won’t find you gay friendly, and probably think of you as a sister, and guess what, girls rarely have sex with their sisters, unless they are twins and they only do that because it’s not like fucking each other, it’s more like masturbation. Either way, I don’t watch Will and Grace, the bitches just aren’t hot enough, and proven by this pic, should probably lay off the cheese blintzes and hit a fucking treadmill. When you are on TV, your responsibility is to teach the youth what’s right, your fat ass ain’t right. I am sure guys still fuck it, but trust me, this bitch isn’t marriage material, after a few more kids, and an addiction to valium, she won’t be walkin around in a bikini, something she probably shouldn’t even be doing now. I know all of you are gonna start whimpering like a bunch of hungry cunts about how you like fat asses, and about how I am wrong is saying she’s fat, but that’s only cuz in comparisson to the bitches you get, Debra Messing is a goddess.

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The benefit of watching Will and Grace is that chicks thing you’re down with gays, and an open-minded gay friendly dude is usually a lot more desirable than a homophobic gay bashing jock, who sucks his buddy’s dick off after the game. The problem with being a fan of the show is that a girl probably won’t find you gay friendly, and probably think of you as a sister, and guess what, girls rarely have sex with their sisters, unless they are twins and they only do that because it’s not like fucking each other, it’s more like masturbation. Either way, I don’t watch Will and Grace, the bitches just aren’t hot enough, and proven by this pic, should probably lay off the cheese blintzes and hit a fucking treadmill. When you are on TV, your responsibility is to teach the youth what’s right, your fat ass ain’t right. I am sure guys still fuck it, but trust me, this bitch isn’t marriage material, after a few more kids, and an addiction to valium, she won’t be walkin around in a bikini, something she probably shouldn’t even be doing now. I know all of you are gonna start whimpering like a bunch of hungry cunts about how you like fat asses, and about how I am wrong is saying she’s fat, but that’s only cuz in comparisson to the bitches you get, Debra Messing is a goddess.

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