I didn’t watch Saturday Night Live, not only because I don’t have a TV, but also because I have better things to do with my time, like getting really drunk and waking up on a park bench covered in vomit and smelling like syphilis. It is a pirate’s disease, Arrrrrrr. So Lohan is looking a little like a crackwhore. I saw her in an interview, and loved the way she couldn’t focus on the camera, her eyes were all over the place, and it brought back memories of addiction, unprotected sex but it was the 90’s and AIDS was a gay disease. Point of the story is that I will always have a place in my heart for a woman with an eating disorder, an addiction, and who has seizures at least once a day, while in withdrawl and mal-nourished. It’s honestly the best you can get and that is why I would still fuck Lohan,

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I didn’t watch Saturday Night Live, not only because I don’t have a TV, but also because I have better things to do with my time, like getting really drunk and waking up on a park bench covered in vomit and smelling like syphilis. It is a pirate’s disease, Arrrrrrr. So Lohan is looking a little like a crackwhore. I saw her in an interview, and loved the way she couldn’t focus on the camera, her eyes were all over the place, and it brought back memories of addiction, unprotected sex but it was the 90’s and AIDS was a gay disease. Point of the story is that I will always have a place in my heart for a woman with an eating disorder, an addiction, and who has seizures at least once a day, while in withdrawl and mal-nourished. It’s honestly the best you can get and that is why I would still fuck Lohan,

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on in this picture. All I know is that dude is in some fucking weird position, tied up and the bitch has some tool that I assume she’s using on him is some weird way or another…Now we all know Asians are weird when it comes to bedroom play. We know they like shit, piss and vomit. We know it’s a cultural thing. We know we all wish we were capable of pulling off this shit, but our non-asian penises are too damn big. That’s right, I said it, Asians have small penis…and that’s why they over-compensate by getting freaky. It’s a fact, that I just made up.

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This is the situation. You meet a girl out in a bar, she looks to be completely normal. You assume she takes care of herself, because isn’t that just what people do? Society has led us to believe that every girl we hook up with shaves her fucking body hair. It’s not our fault we freak the fuck out when bitch gets naked and has mo’hair than our golden retriever Rusty. We love Rusty, he fucking loves going on bike rides. Seriously, he runs next to the bike and we laugh and we laugh at how cute he is….

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There is nothing wrong with a girl who likes to take care of herself. I have been stuck with a fat bitch the last few years who put little effort in her physique. By little effort, I mean eating one bag of Oreos in a sitting and not two. My woman sweats while she eats, while she sleeps, while she watches TV struggling to find her breath, her lungs drowning in her own fat. Coming across these pics of a healthy sweat on a fit girl is a relief, it allows me to imagine the fun I could have running my tongue up and down her six pack stomach. No I am not gay.

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There is nothing wrong with a girl who likes to take care of herself. I have been stuck with a fat bitch the last few years who put little effort in her physique. By little effort, I mean eating one bag of Oreos in a sitting and not two. My woman sweats while she eats, while she sleeps, while she watches TV struggling to find her breath, her lungs drowning in her own fat. Coming across these pics of a healthy sweat on a fit girl is a relief, it allows me to imagine the fun I could have running my tongue up and down her six pack stomach. No I am not gay.

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I guess the fun thing about orgies is that they cater to people from all walks of life. Whether you are a racecar driver in a red jumpsuit or a dancing queen who thinks he is at the gay bar and is just happy to be around cock, it all works out. I don’t understand why all these orgies take place in a cesspool of cum and urine, but it seems to be how it goes down. There aint nothing wrong with that, but remember when we organize the DrunkenStepfather Orgy, there will be no girls allowed…..that was a joke stupid.

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All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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All these people saying that Lohan is wasting away are idiots. Bitch still has work to do. She has a gunt. Now I am a fan of the gunt, not just Lohan’s, all gunts. They remind me of menopausal women, dried up sex lives, elastic waistbands and baked goods. Now let’s hope Lohan doesn’t lose hers, only because a gunt usually takes 40 years to develop, Lohan having one before she hits 20 is flawless.

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