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2005

28

Mar

I am – T-Shirt Of The Day

This is the t-shirt of the day. I chose it because it has a naked woman on it. In case you haven’t noticed, I like shirts with naked ladies on them. The butterflies make it pretty gay, but I remember being a little boy chasing after butterflies, running through the tall grass with nothing but a net and smiles, lots of smiles,so many smiles… wait a minute, that wasn’t my childhood, that was a commercial for laundry detergent…My childhood was spent being beaten, mistreated, and sexually abused. Thanks for the memories you stupid fucking t-shirt.

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2005

28

Mar

I am – Street Art of the Day

Happy Easter – Kiss a Bunny.

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2005

28

Mar

I am – Speedo-Sausage- Mullet

I don’t fully grasp the idea behind this website, but decided to make a post about it anyway. I am mexican,the theme is the story of our lives. The Mexicans are always the mulleted motherfuckers at the beach eating
sausage in a speedo.

This is what they have to say about their site:

This website is dedicated to the celebration of the age old traditions of speedos, sausage, and mullets. There are a lot of websites out there today that highlight one of these three fabled traditions, but this website is dedicated to the celebration of the coexistence of all three. This is not a pornography or a gay website, so if that is what you are looking for, please exit now. This is for your enjoyment and pleasure only. The strapping young men, sausages, and mullets contained in the pictures on this website are all real, straight, and have not been digitally altered.

It looks pretty gay to me….VIST THE SITE HERE

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2005

28

Mar

I am – J-Lo has to Shit

J-Lo is not hot. She never deserved the attention she got over the last 5 years. She is completely over-rated so it is nice to find pictures of her trying to shove her baby back into the factory. I know all you internet perverts are going to freak out and say she’s the hottest shit. I am ready for it….

UPDATE: THIS IS NOT J-LO, I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE AN EXPERT

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2005

26

Mar

I am – Mila Kunis

Dude, she’s from the 70’s show, she started on that show when she was 10 years old. All you fuckers thought she was hot, how do you feel now, pedophile. She was also engaged to Culkin, but I think that had more to do with his hipster drug flow, than his boyish good looks. I remember when Home Alone first hit the scene, that shit ruined his life, but made us all better people….

By the way – Jesus Martinez is back – I was out on a Drug binge, you know how we do.

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2005

26

Mar

I am – Corey Haim Guestbook Entries

Teen heartthrob turned crack addict. Sad story for those who care, for people like me, who think crack smoking is funny, the Haim True Hollywood story is nothing but laughs…..

Biography
Name: Corey Ian Haim
Born: December 23, 1971 – Toronto, Ontario
Hair Color: Sandy Brown
Eye Color: Blue
A Favorite Actress: Cybill Shepherd
A Favorite Actor: James Dean
A Favorite Food: Pizza!
A Personal Ambition: To win an Academy Award
A Quote: “There’s no point in making bad movies. That is not my desire.”

Corey Haim Guestbook Entries – After The Jump

Name: Mr sprawl
E-Mail: zib@hotbot.com
Homepage Title: Youz got a nice pair of lips Corey
Location: Prison

Comments: I love staring at your photos, while i stand there nude, slackjawed and stroking my veiny shlong. too bad you cant be as good at michael jackson dance moves as feldman.

Name: Craig
E-Mail: craigin2000@hotmail.com
Location: Australia

Comments: Corey, I cant beleive you are selling your tooth on ebay for $US75. That’s not even goingt to get you a couple of lines dude.

Name: Amber Jarvis
Location: Virginia beach

Comments: I’m glad that I found this web site now I can keep up on his new movies. To the two guys from London, chill out!!!
yeah! It would be nice to be famous but regular life is not so bad. I’m just glad to see that Corey Haim is still making movies
and that he stills looks good.

Name: nicolette hinton
Location: dallas texas

Comments: “If I ever met Corey Haim in the late 80’s I probably would have raped him. Ever since The Lost Boy’s I have had the biggest crush on Corey Haim. In the rollerboy movie I thought I was going to die he was so hot. I wish I could met him. Love Nicolette hinton

Name: Jessica Stoner
E-Mail: Stoner_Kat@hotmail.com
Location: LaCygne,Kansas (The Land Of OZ)

Comments: I love Corey. I am only 16 but I have loved him since before I was old enough to talk and I will love him even after I am too old to talk. He’s the shit!

Love,
Stoner

Name: anita
E-Mail: anita8@gmx.de
Location: germany

Comments: Hey corey !

when I was 16 years old I was very fanatic to see see you in all your films !!
please never give up ,continue with your dream beeing a actor in great films ,forget all insults and people who only like you when your a famos star ,all fake !!!
I believe in you !

ciao ,best wishes from Germany !
anita

Name: Lizzie
E-Mail: misslizzie@caiway.nl
Location: The Netherlands

Comments: I really had my hole bedroom loaded with ‘Corey Haim’ stuff when i was a teenager! I was crazy in love 🙂
Nice to get back that ‘fluffy’ feeling in my stomach for a while…

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2005

26

Mar

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Upskirt

Girls Aloud is some next level spice girl shit. It’s just the way shit goes down in the UK. Lucky for us, society is making a nice push into nip slips and upskirts. It’s trendy. I am telling you celebs talk and compare this shit. Don’t get me wrong, I am in no way saying that Cheryl Tweedy is a celeb- I really never heard of her before….

Upskirt pic after the jump…..

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2005

26

Mar

I am – Large Penis Support Group Message of the Day

Hi girls….so I was rocking the Large Penis Support Group message board, because I felt like hanging with some fellow big penis men. It’s the normal thing to do. You know, whenever you’re feeling a little insecure about your huge penis, you have to decide whether to take off your pants in public places to announce how beautiful and large you are, or to take it to the internet.

Today’s Message Board Post is after the jump, and it’s a compilation of a few posts I laughed at….so you will laugh too…

Where do you like cumming?

I love cumming in the missionary position, and that’s usually how we end up, even if we’ve started with her on top. That’s how I feel most relaxed.

I love being deep inside her when I come, slowing down my thrusts and just letting that beautiful orgasm take a hold of me until I’m shooting deep inside her. There’s nothing I love more than a long, intense orgasm.
:loveya:

How big are you soft?

How big are you soft? I mean all the time? I am 5 1/2 inches soft all the time…Lots of foreskin and when I am hard it gets to about nine inches with still lots of skin. So any of you guys hung soft over 5 inches? I have’nt seen too many around my gym? Thanks Latinoboy9

Soft Cocks Turn Me On!

I am very large soft, but I find I am also really turned on by other large soft cocks. Don’t know about other guys here. I work in tv production in London and I’ve posted a couple of times in the Celebrity Endowments section about a guy I have seen who’s come in for interview. A young English politician called Damian Hockney. I watched him having a piss out of a soft cock which was about a foot long. He lobbed it out and stood right back and I just couldn’t believe it. I cannot tell you how much this turned me on as it was way the biggest soft cock I ever saw. Other guys have also witnessed this monster in the raw and they too have had heart stopping experiences. A big soft cock has huge advantages I’d say as it really makes you stop and think about sex whether you want to or not!

Why do I have a 14 inch penis?

I can’t stand having a dick this big,I can’t even penetrate my girlfriend well. What should I do? Get surgery or something? Help me please. any ideas?I can’t have sex at all guys,my girl’s always in pain when I penetrate her.

I’m 19,my penis is a bit over 2 inches wide,it doesn’t usually get so hard…please tell me anything that could help me penetrate my girlfriend. I’m a freak of nature who only has friends because of his big dick.

When my dick’s erect it doesn’t go up it stays down as if I was flaccid,it’s like 3-4 inches from my knee. When I was in highschool I used to show off my dick to girls and guys but I never got laid there because I’m not your Brad Pitt type of guy even though I had a enormeous penis. Now that I finally have a girlfriend who I love,I can’t have sex with her. I think I’m gonna do some kind of show or tv program and get myself some money and then have a surgery. But untill then do you guys have any advice.

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2005

26

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

Mainstream or not, this shirt is hot. I don’t care if they sell the motherfucker at Urban Outfitters or not, the point is simple when something is nice, it best be recognized. That’s what I used to tell my fat wife while I was watching the girls practicing their gymnastic routine….my wife got mad that they got me hard and she couldn’t. Mother’s are often jealous of their girls…at least that’s what I have noticed….

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2005

25

Mar

I am- BReAk Up GiRL

Are we predisposed to pick men like our fathers? It is true that the first man we ever meet is our father. Does this first encounter set a model for us to template our standards? Can we ever break the cycle? Especially when we don’t get along with them?

We are taught as western women, to go out and find the men that suits us best and make a life. Shouldn’t we be enough for ourselves? It is true that our existence would not be without procreation. If procreation is what propels us forward, why is it important to find the “perfect mate� to do it with? Why not pick a mate that has favorable physical attributes, or resources to support a family, or qualities that are conducive of survival. Why pick a mate that makes you happy, or makes you laugh, or even listens to same music as you do? In the end these qualities actually have no bearing on the creation of an offspring or their survival for that matter.

Maybe choosing men like our fathers is the easiest way for us to negotiate ourselves in this world of possible mates. We try to find what is familiar. It has been suggested that before even we search for what is familiar, we search for ourselves in the crowd. Because nothing is more familiar than ourselves. And nothing is more safe.

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