I am not feeling the thong these days, I am a huge fan of the bootyshort I am not too sure why I have always had a thing for this style of underwear, and I am not insanely picky when a bitch rocks a thong, because I understand that diversity keeps things interesting, but seeing the bottoms of an ass hanging out of a tight fitting bootyshort is really something we all need to experience as often as possible. I guess the whole reason is that a girl with a bad ass can mask it in fabric and still turn me on, just by rocking the right kind of panty. Now I don’t find Cameron Diaz hot, and I don’t understand why she’s rocking a thong, and whale tailing, but I do know that it probably has something to do with her being old and washed up, completely missing the bootyshort train…..and by train I mean my erection. Girls, if you are wearing a thong, pull up your pants, cuz no one needs to see yo’ junk.

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Fleshlights are made for everyone. Here I am thinking they are only for dude’s who can’t get laid, or lack the funds to hire a whore. People who have been masturbating since they were 11 and bored of their hand, because they be running dry, but I was wrong, and when I am wrong I am wrong, and this is an example of me being wrong. I went to the fleshlight discussion board, and I find out that a Fleshlight saved some crippled man’s marriage. That’s right people, Fleshlights are cripple friendly…not just for lonely perverts anymore….

I purchased a fleshlight because I suffer from chronic back pain at times due to a
physical condition. I wanted to add something fun back into our sex life so this seemed
appropriate. Well not to go into much detail……..wow…….oh my …..mm……… After 1 hour it was amazingly lifelike ! My back didn’t hurt and I felt woderful ! This also brought back a closeness again into our marriage.My wife thought this was the best alternative to intercourse for me without putting a strain on my back. I know it can be frustrating for the spouse who is married to someone who has physical limitations. I highly reccomend this to people (couples) who suffer from disabilities and still want that closeness in sex. This device is not just a masterbation toy, but a carefuly thought out medical device that can enhance your sex life.
Having your spouse use this on you is one of the most erotic experiences you can everrrr have.

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We all know that Nick Lachey’s pretty fucking cool, he drives a Ferrari and we don’t. He is also married to America’s sweetheart, Jessica Simpson. The blonde big breasted bombshell who sings like a motherfucker, has a child molesting father, and a sister with acid reflux. The point of this post is to say that Jessica is sun tanning, and that means she’s wearing a bikini. We live in Canada and rarely see bikinis. The closest thing I have seen to a bikini on my wife is one of those one-piece numbers with the skirt attached around the waist, yeah I thought they only made those for 4 year olds too, but apparantly it’s all the rage in the fat chick community.
More pics after the Jump!

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I guess this is going to become a regular feature, only because there is so much of this shit out there. I guess you give a communist country access to the outside world and nothing good can come of it….except to me this is good. The asian girl has a weird pink think hanging out of her beav, and dudes’ rockin’ it like he was Rocky training to fight that blonde russian dude. Watch the video if it works, and let us know if you think it all has to do with over-compensation for small penis – or if it’s a result of the communist regime…

VIDEO HERE

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There is nothing better than working your whole life, day in and day out, to save enough money to give your kids everything that you didn’t have, in attempts to give them a better life than you had with more opportunities and less barriers of entry. Actually there is something a little better than that and it is finding out your daughter is a party slut who get’s gangbanged weekly, has herpes and had 3 abortions in the last year. The truth only comes out when you are home alone, your wife is out doing errands, you hit up your motherfucking computer hoping to bust a nut to something that doesn’t stink the way your haggard wife does…..only to find spring break pictures of your daughter showing the world her cooch….College girls will always make me happy, only because I don’t have a real daughter…

Check out the gallery Here

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The best thing about getting breast implants is the level of confidence it gives a girl. They suddenly go from being ultra insecure about their tits, making you fuck them with a sweatshirt on, to exposing the motherfuckers every chance they get. Christina Aguilera is a prime example of that. She’s been out rockin’ with no bra and sheer shirt for the last few months, and either way we don’t give a fuck. We are bored of celebrity nipple, but we would like to thank the celebs for making nipple slips and sheer tops all the rage. That means that while walking down the streets in my hometown, I will see many nipples on many different girls, I predict that this summer will be the summer of nipples, and people like X-Tina and her plastic surgeon are to thank. Thanks!

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The best thing about getting breast implants is the level of confidence it gives a girl. They suddenly go from being ultra insecure about their tits, making you fuck them with a sweatshirt on, to exposing the motherfuckers every chance they get. Christina Aguilera is a prime example of that. She’s been out rockin’ with no bra and sheer shirt for the last few months, and either way we don’t give a fuck. We are bored of celebrity nipple, but we would like to thank the celebs for making nipple slips and sheer tops all the rage. That means that while walking down the streets in my hometown, I will see many nipples on many different girls, I predict that this summer will be the summer of nipples, and people like X-Tina and her plastic surgeon are to thank. Thanks!

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I guess this is more entertaining than sad. Fat, Pregnant, Huge-Breasted Britney is out trying to be healthy, while her mooch boyfriend gets driven next to her in a golfcart. We all know he’s a lazy fuck who gets to rock-out like superstar on her dime, but dude doesn’t even walk with his fat, pregnant, huge-breasted wife. You would think it’s the least he could do considering she’s his employer, I know my employer get’s mad when I don’t scrub the toilets out properly, and shows his anger by pissing all over the place and making me clean all up again…Britney needs to grow some balls, not a fetus.

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When tying up the girl you somehow lured into your house isn’t working out for you, or when her roofies start to wear off, there is really only one solution and that is to tape her up, but not with just any tape, you need black mummification tape, cuz there isn’t much hotter that fucking a bitch while taggin her ass with heiroglypics and I am not talking about the San Francisco hip hop collective. I am talking some ancient Egyptian Cleopatra shit. This has been a weak post, but bitches, I am just getting back into the game…

Removable Bondage Tape
Mummification reusable bondage tape, 2 inches wide, 65 feet per roll. This kit includes 4 rolls of tape which is enough to mummify a small person. Get 2 packs for larger people or for multiple layers. The tape adheres to itself, without sticking to the hair or skin. Since it adheres to itself, it doesn’t get tighter once it’s on.

Each pack includes 4 rolls of tape.

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This thing is supposed to be a woman, that’s the rumor, but I have a feeling this is a “Ladybug” situation, where the team recruited a dude with bitch tits to play on their team to help win the championship. By championship, I don’t mean an actual championship. this is a woman’s league, we know that the only sport woman can take part in that counts is doing my fucking laundry. That was my sexist joke of the day and it doesn’t change the fact that this bitch’s clit is 6 inches hard and ready to enter you in places your mom would hate knowing you like having things inserted. I wouldn’t worry about it, your mom’s had plenty of shit in her ass. That’s right, she’s a whore.

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