2005
07
Apr
On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.
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2005
07
Apr
On this day in 1970, your favorite stepfather was born in a muddy field in Mexico. That’s right – today is my 35th birthday and I am not going to be online today. I have plans with the fat wife and stepkids. I hope you all understand that my commitment is to you, but I only turn 35 once….I expect to pass out in my own vomit somewhere. That’s right boys and girls – it’s time for a motherfucking binge.
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2005
07
Apr
Pirates was a movie. Keira Knightly was a star, but bitch never got naked. She rocked the corset, made out with Johnny Depp, but no motherfucking nipples. That’s not going to change today, but we get a little closer with this set of bikini pictures. This reminds me of the time I tried to get with this girl and she wouldn’t put out. She showed me her tits a couple of time and even let me touch them, but that only happened when the risk of me never talking to her came up….she let me have a little nipple to keep me around….that’s how girls work, so with that prediction…when we all get bored of Keira and when people stop biggin’ her up and giving her jobs, she will turn to porn and we will all be lucky enough to see her dirty cooter…..
More Pics After The Jump
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2005
07
Apr
I don’t really understand what people are thinking when they put up personal websites. People like me will always come across them and laugh at you. If you are tired of being teased because highshool is over, you best not put yourself in these situations. I understand that you are a loser, but at least you have loser friends to go on trips with. I expect you to continue doing things that warrant being mocked only because you can’t help it. I have never been to Ibiza so you have one up on me in that respect. I have however had sex, so I guess I got the edge. So I paid for most of it, who cares, at least I know want giving a rim job while a girl pees on my face is all about….
Here is a Synopsis of their trip:
I can remember when we first decided we were going to go on holiday together, …we had to go to Ibiza, we were all just coming up to be 18 years old, so it had to be done…We didn’t care about not getting any sleep because of all the noise as we planned to be making all the noise…on the aeroplane as we started to knock back the vodka…our room had lipstick writing on the walls, which had been done by the boys that had stayed in the room before us…We met loads of dodgy people. The most dodgy had to be the 5 Italian blokes who kept trying to convince us to go around with them, and telling us that they “No want naughty”. Hmmmm, sure….
If you want to see the photos from this trip of a lifetime Visit The Site Here
I just made you famous – Bitch……
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2005
07
Apr
I don’t have a quality shot of what this looks like on a T-shirt but I can tell that it’s hot. It’s a naked girl dude, how could it not be hot. If you were to rock this all the bitches would be all up on you because girls are jealous creatures and wouldn’t understand why their naked image wasn’t on your shirt. That’s when you make the move and say bitch, we don’t need your naked body on my shirt, I need it on my face, and you will get your loser ass laid. It really is that easy. I am glad I could be of assistance in making your fantasies a reality. I expect you to buy this shirt and send me the motherfucking love story, I would also appreciate being invited to your wedding, because weddings are what lonely bridesmaids are made of….if that didn’t make sense, don’t blame me, blame the perscription pills I have been taking recreationally bitch.
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2005
07
Apr
I don’t watch Amazing Race because I don’t own a TV. I have heard all about this show. It’s got an obnoxious host who knows martial arts and it challenges everyday people to do stupid shit that would be scary provided it wasn’t in a controlled studio setting. The fact is that you can’t die – but all these pussies freak out and choke, not making it to the $50,000 prize. Actually, I think I am wrong, Amazing Race is where people race around the world, whatever Fear Factor is cooler. The point is who really needs prize money when you have tits made out of silicone (saline) and a pussy trimmed like a pornstar….that’s right, we have Playboy for that. I came across these pictures and figured you’d want to see them, because you are sitting on your computer reading this shit, obviously not getting laid. It’s not your fault you’re a loser, we all have our strengths and weaknesses. I am sure you are good at something…….
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2005
07
Apr
I was sent in this picture from my Aunt Agony. This bitch loves spanking, I think it has something to do with her memories of the orphanage where the nuns would go crazy on her ass. The only reason they did it was because they were so sexually repressed – I think Aunt Agony realizes this and channels her memories through her blog. The point of the story is spanking is hot, it’s not something that I am into, but I am sure if I met a nice hooker who was into that shit, I would have no choice but to cooperate. Hookers always manipulate me – I just can’t say no to quality poon. Spanking reminds me of my childhood too Aunt Agony…I think that’s why we have this bond….
Visit our Favorite Aunt HERE
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2005
07
Apr
The Pope hasn’t even been dead for a week and there is already “Dead Pope Merch” hitting the Internet scene. This reminds me of every major sporting championship where both teams have merchandise made saying they are the winners before the actual game. Yeah, I am saying that this shit was probably in production 6 months ago waiting for the day to monetize on the dead pope. I have never fully accepted Jesus Christ into my life, however I expect all of you have accepted Jesus Martinez into yours….
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2005
07
Apr
We are big DJ AM supporters. Not because he used to be fat, or because he can get us into all the hottest clubs, letting us brush arms with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, but because he’s going to be inviting me to his wedding. AM is the main reason we always stay away from Nicole Richie pics, we have a lot of respect for her, not because of her past drug addiction, which is porno, or because she’s on TV, but because she makes us laugh, and that’s pretty rare. We don’t give a shit about her friend so we can say check out her tits, her shirt is almost see-through and bitch is wearing a bra. Who the fuck wears bras nowadays, if she’s hangin with Nicole she should know what’s up.
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2005
07
Apr
We are big DJ AM supporters. Not because he used to be fat, or because he can get us into all the hottest clubs, letting us brush arms with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, but because he’s going to be inviting me to his wedding. AM is the main reason we always stay away from Nicole Richie pics, we have a lot of respect for her, not because of her past drug addiction, which is porno, or because she’s on TV, but because she makes us laugh, and that’s pretty rare. We don’t give a shit about her friend so we can say check out her tits, her shirt is almost see-through and bitch is wearing a bra. Who the fuck wears bras nowadays, if she’s hangin with Nicole she should know what’s up.
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