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2005

30

Mar

I am – Ball Stretcher

You have small balls. You don’t know what you should do to fix the ailment. You want to rock out with the biggest fucking bulge, but you can’t because your testicles haven’t dropped. This is where the ball stretcher comes into play. It’s not going to give you bigger balls, but it will let the little balls you have hang down to your motherfucking knee. Rumor has it that that’s what the bitches are into…

Weights for Ball Stretcher
These ball stretcher/weights provide sensual feel, exotic looks, erotic bondage possibilities and are also for gradually stretching the scrotum. Whatever your desire concerning this toy, this chrome-plated brass stretcher is unusually high in quality and is an advanced design with the following special features and advantages:

Unlike some metal ball stretchers, this one separates so it can be closed around the balls, instead of having to pull the balls through the opening. This allows the stretcher opening to be smaller, which in turn allows the ball stretching ring to be thicker (and heavier).
The smaller opening also means that most men will not be able to remove the stretcher without opening it. And it is much less likely to ‘pop’ off.
The stretcher is opened and closed using bolts which can only be screwed/unscrewed with an included standard-sized allen wrench. If the wearer doesn’t have an allen wrench, the ring is effectively locked on.
Both stretching and bondage possibilities are enhanced by the optional addition of two eyebolts (included), one on either side of the stretcher. The bolts can be used to attach weights, cuffs, ropes, locks, etc. (But remember to be gentle with the balls when exploring the possibilities.)
Is designed to be used with the optional ball crusher attachment below.

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2005

30

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton’s Pants

I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it’s about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like “why post Paris, she’s so played out” and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she’s been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch.

Point of the story is – Here’s Paris.

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2005

30

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton's Pants

I am not actually her pants and why would I want to be. I have seen this girl fuck, and it’s about as interesting as watching a Bridge Tournament at an old folks home. I know all you people reading this are like “why post Paris, she’s so played out” and you need to know, I totally agree. I normally never fuck the same pussy twice and in this situation, she’s been seen, what more use does she have. I guess getting cum on her tits was the most compromising position she could have been caught in, other than taking a shit, which would have been more exciting to watch.

Point of the story is – Here’s Paris.

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2005

30

Mar

I am – Art Caskets

Dude, we are all gonna die, whether you want to admit it or not. It’s the way life works, and when you do die, you should be burried in style. When researching a casket to get burried in, I came across Art Caskets. These motherfucker’s got it going on, with decorated exteriors and full color images that reflect the life of the deceased. I know mine would consist of nip slips, sex toys, liquor and pre-teen girls on trampolines…This is probably the classiest way to go down…and I am not talking about mouth to pussy going down, pervert.

More caskets after the jump

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2005

30

Mar

I am – Clips from D.E.B.S

This has to be one of the best movies ever made. Think about it, girls in school uniforms fighting crime. It’s like a wet dream, only a little less wet.

Synopsis:

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission – to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.

Here are some clips from the movie:

Who is Lucy?

Lucy infiltrated

You’re the Lamb

Romantic gift from a drug bust in Malaysia

D.E.B.S. TRAILER

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2005

28

Mar

I am – T-Shirt Of The Day

This is the t-shirt of the day. I chose it because it has a naked woman on it. In case you haven’t noticed, I like shirts with naked ladies on them. The butterflies make it pretty gay, but I remember being a little boy chasing after butterflies, running through the tall grass with nothing but a net and smiles, lots of smiles,so many smiles… wait a minute, that wasn’t my childhood, that was a commercial for laundry detergent…My childhood was spent being beaten, mistreated, and sexually abused. Thanks for the memories you stupid fucking t-shirt.

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2005

28

Mar

I am – Street Art of the Day

Happy Easter – Kiss a Bunny.

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2005

28

Mar

I am – Speedo-Sausage- Mullet

I don’t fully grasp the idea behind this website, but decided to make a post about it anyway. I am mexican,the theme is the story of our lives. The Mexicans are always the mulleted motherfuckers at the beach eating
sausage in a speedo.

This is what they have to say about their site:

This website is dedicated to the celebration of the age old traditions of speedos, sausage, and mullets. There are a lot of websites out there today that highlight one of these three fabled traditions, but this website is dedicated to the celebration of the coexistence of all three. This is not a pornography or a gay website, so if that is what you are looking for, please exit now. This is for your enjoyment and pleasure only. The strapping young men, sausages, and mullets contained in the pictures on this website are all real, straight, and have not been digitally altered.

It looks pretty gay to me….VIST THE SITE HERE

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2005

28

Mar

I am – J-Lo has to Shit

J-Lo is not hot. She never deserved the attention she got over the last 5 years. She is completely over-rated so it is nice to find pictures of her trying to shove her baby back into the factory. I know all you internet perverts are going to freak out and say she’s the hottest shit. I am ready for it….

UPDATE: THIS IS NOT J-LO, I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE AN EXPERT

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2005

26

Mar

I am – Mila Kunis

Dude, she’s from the 70’s show, she started on that show when she was 10 years old. All you fuckers thought she was hot, how do you feel now, pedophile. She was also engaged to Culkin, but I think that had more to do with his hipster drug flow, than his boyish good looks. I remember when Home Alone first hit the scene, that shit ruined his life, but made us all better people….

By the way – Jesus Martinez is back – I was out on a Drug binge, you know how we do.

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