Girls Aloud is some next level spice girl shit. It’s just the way shit goes down in the UK. Lucky for us, society is making a nice push into nip slips and upskirts. It’s trendy. I am telling you celebs talk and compare this shit. Don’t get me wrong, I am in no way saying that Cheryl Tweedy is a celeb- I really never heard of her before….

Upskirt pic after the jump…..

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Hi girls….so I was rocking the Large Penis Support Group message board, because I felt like hanging with some fellow big penis men. It’s the normal thing to do. You know, whenever you’re feeling a little insecure about your huge penis, you have to decide whether to take off your pants in public places to announce how beautiful and large you are, or to take it to the internet.

Today’s Message Board Post is after the jump, and it’s a compilation of a few posts I laughed at….so you will laugh too…

Where do you like cumming?

I love cumming in the missionary position, and that’s usually how we end up, even if we’ve started with her on top. That’s how I feel most relaxed.

I love being deep inside her when I come, slowing down my thrusts and just letting that beautiful orgasm take a hold of me until I’m shooting deep inside her. There’s nothing I love more than a long, intense orgasm.
:loveya:

How big are you soft?

How big are you soft? I mean all the time? I am 5 1/2 inches soft all the time…Lots of foreskin and when I am hard it gets to about nine inches with still lots of skin. So any of you guys hung soft over 5 inches? I have’nt seen too many around my gym? Thanks Latinoboy9

Soft Cocks Turn Me On!

I am very large soft, but I find I am also really turned on by other large soft cocks. Don’t know about other guys here. I work in tv production in London and I’ve posted a couple of times in the Celebrity Endowments section about a guy I have seen who’s come in for interview. A young English politician called Damian Hockney. I watched him having a piss out of a soft cock which was about a foot long. He lobbed it out and stood right back and I just couldn’t believe it. I cannot tell you how much this turned me on as it was way the biggest soft cock I ever saw. Other guys have also witnessed this monster in the raw and they too have had heart stopping experiences. A big soft cock has huge advantages I’d say as it really makes you stop and think about sex whether you want to or not!

Why do I have a 14 inch penis?

I can’t stand having a dick this big,I can’t even penetrate my girlfriend well. What should I do? Get surgery or something? Help me please. any ideas?I can’t have sex at all guys,my girl’s always in pain when I penetrate her.

I’m 19,my penis is a bit over 2 inches wide,it doesn’t usually get so hard…please tell me anything that could help me penetrate my girlfriend. I’m a freak of nature who only has friends because of his big dick.

When my dick’s erect it doesn’t go up it stays down as if I was flaccid,it’s like 3-4 inches from my knee. When I was in highschool I used to show off my dick to girls and guys but I never got laid there because I’m not your Brad Pitt type of guy even though I had a enormeous penis. Now that I finally have a girlfriend who I love,I can’t have sex with her. I think I’m gonna do some kind of show or tv program and get myself some money and then have a surgery. But untill then do you guys have any advice.

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Mainstream or not, this shirt is hot. I don’t care if they sell the motherfucker at Urban Outfitters or not, the point is simple when something is nice, it best be recognized. That’s what I used to tell my fat wife while I was watching the girls practicing their gymnastic routine….my wife got mad that they got me hard and she couldn’t. Mother’s are often jealous of their girls…at least that’s what I have noticed….

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Are we predisposed to pick men like our fathers? It is true that the first man we ever meet is our father. Does this first encounter set a model for us to template our standards? Can we ever break the cycle? Especially when we don’t get along with them?

We are taught as western women, to go out and find the men that suits us best and make a life. Shouldn’t we be enough for ourselves? It is true that our existence would not be without procreation. If procreation is what propels us forward, why is it important to find the “perfect mate� to do it with? Why not pick a mate that has favorable physical attributes, or resources to support a family, or qualities that are conducive of survival. Why pick a mate that makes you happy, or makes you laugh, or even listens to same music as you do? In the end these qualities actually have no bearing on the creation of an offspring or their survival for that matter.

Maybe choosing men like our fathers is the easiest way for us to negotiate ourselves in this world of possible mates. We try to find what is familiar. It has been suggested that before even we search for what is familiar, we search for ourselves in the crowd. Because nothing is more familiar than ourselves. And nothing is more safe.

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Today I received an email containing pictures of this girl. I have never met her before in my life, but I think that I love her.

I used to think that girls who went to rock shows and got thier tits signed by the band were trashy whores. But, after this, I realize that there is somthing strangly satisfying about having you brand on some bitches tits and ass.

I could of easily kept these pictures for myself, but when Team Fuck started, the whole idea behind it was to be the buffer between the general public, and rockstar-ism. I know these pictures are pretty PG-13, but they have somthing most tittie pictures dont.

Chance.

The chance that you will run into one of these girls on the bus, at a club, or in the office. And really, lets be honest, what’s hotter that meeting a girl AFTER you have already seen her half naked on the internet.

Not too much….

More Pics after the Jump

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One more reason to go to university. Does this professor think anyone doesnt know the game? Are we supposed to believe that this is an ‘academic’ study? Ha Ha HA. I love it, pay users to take drugs… its like no one’s ever heard of the term viscious circle!

“Dr. Marco Leyton has done just that. Last winter, he placed ads in local newspapers asking for men aged 18-40 who had used cocaine in the past year to participate in a study that would involve four 24-hour hospital stays, an interview, the ingestion of protein drinks, and the administration of cocaine.
Leyton explained that the primary goal of the study was to identify treatments that can reduce cocaine cravings and cocaine-induced highs.”

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Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

More Pics after the jump.

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Britney is gross. Her horrible hygiene and laziness makes my penis retract. I remember a girl in a red catsuit with a hot cameltoe dancing her brains out. I remember a girl dressed in bondage gear being a slave for me. I remember a girl who wasn’t so innocent, but her schoolgirl outfit was. In recent times all I can think about is acne cream, foot rashes and the smell of kitchen garbage and cum. Here are a few pics of Britney all made up real pretty, and scratching her cooter from behind. Some people think it’s a rash, I think it’s a yeast infection but my cousin says it’s her fetus trying to escape the womb and she’s pushing the motherfucker back in.

More Pics after the jump.

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You know how I feel about these sex doll people. I find them insanely weird and it makes me uncomfortable in everyday life not knowing who actually has one of these in their closet. I think people with sex dolls need to bring their dolls out with them shopping and shit. I think it would make my day that much more interesting. When this sex act becomes socially accepted, I will be happy with all the laughs it brings.

Today’s post is simple, it’s a picture so click the link and you will see how strange this dollfuckers are.

Well, I knew it would happen if I neglected her for too long I came in after work, and found her posing (by herself)

PICTURE

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J-Lo’s a slut, anyway you dice it. Just because she gets married to a lot of people, doesn’t mean that working the scene is okay. We know she’s opened her babyhole up to a minimum of 20 guys, and has married another 10. That is why I am surprised we are looking at her in a see-through skirt and not with a dick in her ass.

More Pics after the jump

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