I am not sure why Haylie Duff is all over the media these days, I am guessing it has to do with who her sister is. I am also guessing that it has nothing to do with her ass of a face and more to do with her big ass titties. I am not the kind of guy who only goes for girls with big tits, even though my fat wife has sandbags that drop to her motherfucking knees, but I am the kind of guy who can categorically breakdown a girl into her main assets. In this case, Haylie Duff’s tits are bigger and better than ever.

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Whatever happened to all the worlds great romantics. You know, the kind of guy who takes a girl out on a date, wines her and dines her, then drives her home only to tell her she is the most beautiful thing in the world. There has be a societal move that has made men feel that if they buy a girl a drink, they are entitled to their asshole. This even happens in highschool. Sex is a commodity bitches, why you keep throwing yo’ pussies around. This t-shirt of the day is great from all you sleezbags who want to trick girls into thinking you care about them more than you care about their baby-holes. I like to think of myself as the last of the great romantics, only because I bought my wife a couple of burgers and a 14 inch dildo.

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It was determined a long time ago that Jessica Simpson’s dad is a pervert and makes us all uncompfortable. I came across this picture and felt it was worth putting on the site, because as a place where we get drunk and molest people, preacher Simpson is a local star. He has his two big breasted daughters, who he watches closely while they are in bikinis. Now they aren’t in bikinis here, but you’re still a pervert.

More pics after the jump.

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It was determined a long time ago that Jessica Simpson’s dad is a pervert and makes us all uncompfortable. I came across this picture and felt it was worth putting on the site, because as a place where we get drunk and molest people, preacher Simpson is a local star. He has his two big breasted daughters, who he watches closely while they are in bikinis. Now they aren’t in bikinis here, but you’re still a pervert.

More pics after the jump.

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There is a moment you can find yourself in, when you find sudden relief. It is usually just a very brief fleeting moment. However, it does exist. When you like yourself again, when you remember good times, and forget about the bad. You allow the stress to fall away.

You take into consideration that things will feel right again. This ephemeral moment is always followed by a sharp pang to the chest. When the flood gates open and you remember exactly where you are. That he still hasn’t sent your furniture back. That you will still have to call him. Risking a female voice to pick up. This world is big, but not that big. What are the chances that I will never see him again? At times like these, I truly consider a fortune teller, palm reader, or stats Canada.

Can anyone assure me that I won’t bump into him at the airport as he loads his wife and kids on to a plane and flies to Hawaii. While I have a layover in Idaho, out there on a potato conference.

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Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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Our Indonesian contributor, Hendy, loves sending us Muslim Girls Gone Jihad pictures, flashback to here and here, that was some throwback business.

Not sure what this pic is of, but I see the hijab and titties, and when there is a hijab and titties, jihad is well under motherfucking way. Now get yourself a Pony Mask and pull my plow bitch.

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Alright, its been a while since we last posted, but thats what happens when you get fall down drunk 4 days a week.

Anyways, I’m out of my self loathing depression state, the snow is melting here in Toronto, and I have a whole new sub-genre of social wastebags to hate on.

Today’s Edition: Season Pushers!

I fucking HATE Season Pushers. Season Pushers are those climatically inclined meat heads you see walking down the street in T shirts and slush pants on a “warmer” spring day. And by warmer I mean +4 (thats + 39 for you Americans) with snow on the ground. I dont understand this whatsoever. Just because its not freezing fucking cold does not make it okay to wear a tshirt, asshole.

I have given this topic a great amount of thought over the past few minutes and, eventually, came to a conclusion. If season pushers had everything their way, they would always smell like poo. I know your thinking “WTF is this guy talking about poo and tshirts…WTF”. Yeah, well here’s why.

As it is obvious that these people are extremeists, I also believe that they are afraid of transition. If it was up to them they would take spring right out of the mix and go straight from winter to summer, from snowsuits to swim trunks. This is not healthy. Consider applying the same “lack of transition” method to other parts of life, such as taking a shit. You shit, you wipe, you check, you wipe again…and continue untill your ass is clean. Now consider taking a shit with out transition. You shit, you stand up to admire, and then pull up your shorts. Then for the rest of the day, not only do you smell like shit, but you also look like an asshole for wearing a tshirt in the middle of fucking winter.

Thats all.

Oh! team fuck tshirts are in…contest after the jump….you can wear them outside in the cold. fucker.

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