There is nothing more erotic than seeing a mother feeding her newborn child from her breast. No wait, I lied, there is something hotter and that’s when animals do it…I hope this doesn’t turn you on too much, you sick fuck.

More Pics of Breast Feeding Animals After The Jump

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So the rumor is the Britney is pregnant. She went to visit her doctor, her belly is getting bigger, her breasts are fillin’ all up with milk. The thought of Kevin busting up inside her stinkbox curdles my motherfucking stomach. The smell of their sex is probably something that would be reminiscent of the Louisanna shrimp boat business, raw seafood and sweaty poor black men. I like to pretend she’s just looking this way because she’s white trash, and that’s what white trash looks like…..I remember growing up in Texas, 80 percent of girls were knocked up by highschool prom night. I like to think I fathered my fair share of illegitimate children. Who knows, one of them can be you. I am sorry I wasn’t there for you, but your mom was a slut.

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I decided to surprise you by posting unidentified video clips. Click the links, they are all good and I didn’t put in any blind links to any advertisers – like a certain lawyer on the site. So enjoy the surprise, happy friday and all that shit. I always liked surprises, like the time my highschool sweetheart told me that she was pregnant with my adoptive father’s baby…

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She’s 14 years old. She talks more gangster than 50 cent. Lil’ Bow Wow unfurled her flower. She’s one of the youngest sluts on the music scene. She is Jojo and she is in a bikini. In my world, 14 is legal.

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People that are down with bondage make me laugh. I really think there is nothing wrong with a mild chaining up your bitch, pouring hot wax on her and having you way with her while she is jacked up on sedatives, but I do find a problem with these people who make minimum wage and build a sex dungeon in there 2 bedroom apartments. I came across this Pony Head mask and thought, there is nothing I would want more than to get 15 naked women, naked, in my backward to rock these while pulling a plough in the field. Who am I kidding. I don’t have a backyard.

Pony Head Harness
You could search the finest stables and never find a bridle set as intricate and beautiful as this one. This set consists of a harness, a blindfold, blinders, and a muzzle. The harness has four adjustable straps: three to fit snugly around the skull and one to secure under the chin. The four snaps on the front of the harness allow for placement of the blindfold or the blinders. The blindfold itself is lined with extremely soft black fur, making it a comfortable choice for prolonged use. The blinders are 4.75 inches long at their widest point, discouraging any thoughts of peripheral vision. The muzzle secures to the back of the head with an adjustable strap and has two air holes for ventilation. In addition, this bridle set is compatible with many other S/M instruments such as bit/ball gags and leashes. Use your imagination to stretch the full potential of this set and make the other ponies shake their tails in envy. Incorporates locking buckles to prevent pony from removing harness until key holder desires.

Each Bridle Set contains these components which snap onto the main head harness (included):

2 leather ears
2 blinders
1 fleece-lined blindfold
1 muzzle

Additional Accessories are sold separately (Pony Reins and Bit Gag)

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Adriana Lima is something kinda special. She’s a Victoria Secret model, she’s got an insane body and she just looks good. It seems like Lima’s got a little out of control bush. I don’t have a problem with a little muff, I am from the generation before bikini waxes and thongs, so I can handle it, the first girl I slept with looked like she was wearing underwear from a far.

Straight up bush isn’t trendy right now, so Lima needs to maintain her shit. Because she is in the business of being sexy.

More Pics After the Jump

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Adriana Lima is something kinda special. She’s a Victoria Secret model, she’s got an insane body and she just looks good. It seems like Lima’s got a little out of control bush. I don’t have a problem with a little muff, I am from the generation before bikini waxes and thongs, so I can handle it, the first girl I slept with looked like she was wearing underwear from a far.

Straight up bush isn’t trendy right now, so Lima needs to maintain her shit. Because she is in the business of being sexy.

More Pics After the Jump

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I saw this shirt and it was so ridiculously gay, that I had no choice but to post it for all you bitches. I have never been surfing, I always thought it was a sport for poofters with sun-bleached hair, rock hard bodies, amazing tans and a certain carefree attitude that would make any woman crumble to pieces in their arms. I mean….this t-shirt’s gay….

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I guess this guys got good intentions, his woman is incontinent and he needs to get some play. He is trying to do the noble thing, RESPECT. Then I finish reading his post and dude wants a used realdoll that’s not too damaged and he’s willing to trade guns for the motherfucker…I try not to judge, but sometimes I can’t help myself. My wife is a fat bitch, and at times I would rather fuck a bowl of refried beans, but I suck it up and hire a hooker like a real man. None of this plastic vagina business.

Ok, heres my story………..My wife of 2 years was diagnosed in October last year with MS and has since had 2 huge attacks leaving her unable to walk, speak well or urinate. No I am not a quitter and plan on weathering this out with her however I am a guy and I have some needs, amd with Dr bills killing me I cant afford a shinney new realdoll. So what I perpose is a trade. I am looking for a large breasted realdoll not too damaged, and I will trade my collection of WW2 gear and firearms. The latter would have to be dealt with through a dealer to protect us from any state laws. Give it a thought and let me know.
Thanks for your time.

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Kate Hudson is our pick for the Jewish celebrity of the week. If you didn’t know Kate is Goldie Hawn’s daughter and her father is singer Bill Hudson (not Jewish) of “The Hudson Brothers”. Goldie’s late mother was Jewish and Goldie was raised Jewish. Therefore, while Kate is Jewish by traditional Jewish religious law (ie., thorough the female line)–she is “one quarter” Jewish by ethnicity. Goldie’s late mother was very close to Kate and Goldie once referred to her mother, herself, and Kate as “three generations of strong Jewish women.” Apparently, Kate identifies as Jewish. She appeared on Regis Philbin’s show in 2002 and referred to herself during the appearance as a “bad Jewish girl”. Why? Because the appearance was on the Yom Kippur holiday when “good Jewish girls and boys” are not supposed to work.

“I’m superstitious… but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.”

Pictures and more Quotes after the JUMP

Almost Famous

About Adam

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Quotes:

“I have a big, flamboyant, open personality, which I think is why people may be saying these nice things about me. But these high expectations sometimes make me feel like I’m under a microscope–especially with my mother being who she is.”

“Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street [in France] and I’ll hear some American and I’ll just go, ‘Of course they hate us, of course they can’t stand us. We’re the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.’ I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we’re like, ‘Where’s the ketchup for our French fries.’ I’m like, ‘Shut up.”

Last February, 2003 when Kate had just finished up filming “Le Divorce” in France.
She said she was shocked when she was in France. “I’m Jewish and this was the first time I experienced real anti-Semitism. Paris was scary…there were synagogues bombed and there was anti-Semitic graffiti all over the place. I was very angry. This is something I am passionate about.”

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