I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

25

Feb

I am – Fred Durst Sex Tape

The problem with being poor, is not the ugly clothes you wear, or the shitty car you drive, or the addiction, broken homes and mold and mildew problems in the trailer…it is the lack of having a server to host files like this insanity.

The insanity I am talking about is Fred Durst sex tape with him fucking some girl. Her ass is spread and he moves in real slow…a little in/out celebrity sex tape style. No one gives a fuck who he is, so this is an attempt to get some exposure. He did it all for the nookie….that cunt

Follow the rapidshare directions – Click Free and then download this bitch. When I find a streaming version, I will hook a brother up….

FRED DURST SEX TAPE VIA RAPIDSHARE

Streaming Video

This Post Was Made Possible By CaptainCum.cc

UPDATE:

Fred Durst Sex Tape Lawsuit

UPDATE:
The Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker

doing the math on Fred Durst’s teeny weenie

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

25

Feb

I am – Born Today Feb 25


Its Friday or what i like to call slack off day. Tonight also marks the start of shabbat which means i get matza ball soup tonight. So wish these folks a happy birthday because you know they need the attention.

Top 3 People born today:

#3)Bobby Riggs (02/25/1918 – 10/25/1995) tennis freak

Quote: “If I can’t play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can’t play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.”

#2)Téa Leoni (02/25/1966 – ) actor (married to David Duchovny)

Quote: “I don’t do T&A very well because I haven’t got much of either.”

#1)Pierre Auguste Renoir (02/25/1841 – 12/17/1919) French artist

Quote: “When I’ve painted a woman’s bottom so that I want to touch it, then [the painting] is finished.”

Birthday pics + more after the Jump

Who was Bobby Riggs?

Tea

Renoir – Web Museum

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Link Dump

Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Email

Well if you thought this scandal would end with the topless lesbian cell phone pictures, celebrity phone book and personal notebook then you would have been wrong. The scandal surronding the hacking of Paris Hilton’s sidekick is about to get bigger. Everyone it seems forgot that she has those t-mobile email/text messages on the server as well as the other stuff. And now we have got several of these emails.But the reason these caught our attention is that three of the emails are between Lindsay Lohan and Paris. And as you all know by now, we are “THE HOME OF LOHAN”. I found it odd that Lindsay gossips to paris about Jessica than ends with god bless. I also want to let any celebrity know that I am available for any drug cases as I am every expercienced in this field. Because of Jesus I have gotten more than one 4 am call asking me to bail him out.

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

More Paris Emails, News and Sidekick launch party pictures
AFTER THE JUMP

Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 04:20:39 -0500 Show full headers
From Jay
To
Subject Hi, Paris

Quick note to let you know that you’re absolutely gorgeous.

Jay

Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:19:39 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex
To Paris
Subject …..

U are the best fuck ever. I’m getting hard thinkin about your body
Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:48:40 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Didn’t see

Lip syncher…. HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 5:39 pm, Paris Hilton wrote:
>Ashley just won female artist of the year and everyone booed her
>so fukin funny
>–parishilton
-lindsaylohan

Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 17:39:23 -0500 Show full headers
From Dillinger
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Fw:daz

Kool baby …….would u wannna rap on 1of my songs 4 my new album.. A song called
Tow up from tha floo up…3vodka
Daz Dillinger…….

Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:59:23 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Guy O
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Hey babe

you don’t need to let people know that your stoned and drunk.. It is not attractive.. Well, not attractive to the right type of people.. Secondly, you don’t need to write a letter to someone you care about while stoned… Its not always the best time to share your feelings… Its better to be clearminded in these situations…
There’s a few things we need to talk about that would actualy be good to discuss seeing that new years is around the corner and it would be a good way to start the new year… Don’t stress yourself out.. Move forward knowing you won’t make the same mistakes again… And that if you make certain changes in your life (which we will discuss) great things, boys, rewards, and so on will be coming your way… I share my opinion with you without judgement.. You should do whatever makes you happy.. I am only simply giving you my perspective with love. As I did when I first met you many many years ago.

Fred Durst you homo

Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:14:28 -0800 Show full headers
From Wfd
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re:

So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you. I come to LA for two days today then back to the woods until christmas. I know you love me and haven’t been able to replace me!! I haven’t fucking shaved since I saw you! I’ve been in a depression. But more clear than ever.
wfd

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private

Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am, Paris Hilton wrote:
>How do u know?
>–parishilton
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Dont believe it? Screen shots 1 2 3

Via the Dilly

UPDATE: Don’t believe it? A Socialite’s Life digs deeper

Screen caps of emails to mark (mark philippoussis…the australian tennis player)

NEWS:
How Paris Got Hacked?
Fergie vows revenge on Paris
Hilton horrified by cellphone hacking

More pics from the sidekick launch party

Wilmer

DJ AM

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

This one comes from Local Celebrity. Those people make funny shirts that I would never wear, but I would be sure to laugh at if you were wearing it. I remember when I was a local celebrity back in small town Texas, I was a gun-slinging, whiskey drinking 14 year old. I got all the bitches, but I think they only did it to piss off their dad’s. No one likes their daughter dating a Mexican. No one.

via Karmaloop

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Nicky Hilton Nose Pickin’

Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Nicky Hilton Nose Pickin'

Upset with to constant phone calls and emails, Nicky Hilton runs to the store to buy some comfort food and fish last night’s cocaine out of her nose. I remember when I was hitting coke on the regular back in the early 80s, I would always go diggin after a hard night, looking for a little leftovers. I was a cokehead on a budget – Fuck you.

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Sexy Product of the Day

Today’s product is an enema. It’s a reminder of my hospital visits as a constipated kid after eating too clay back home in Mexico. We were poor and I was hungry. Ever since then, I became a total Klezmos. During my highschool years I would just kick back with a spliff and fucking enema the shit right out of me.

The best pre-insertable, insertable! Yes, ma’am it’s the most convenient way to flush before play… this unique douche (and enema!) bottle has two types of nozzles and also comes with an adapter to allow use with other enema nozzles. All of this versatility for so little a price! Perfect for vaginal douching and rectal rinsing!
Price: $26.00

Find out more HERE

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Lohan Doll Preview

We are the inefficient home of Lohan, we haven’t covered her granny speaking out about her dad’s arrest, we haven’t bothered mentioning her dad’s death threat to the family, we haven’t bothered with the whole Paris Hilton phone calls, the Fisher Family or posted her answering machine message. (scroll down), we haven’t discussed her breasts being too big for the disney flick, but we will still pretend we are the home of Lohan….

The doll was recently showcased, and all you perverts who want a little lohan up your ass…this is for you.

Doll Preview after the jump:

Via Not His Real Dad

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2005

24

Feb

I am – Fleshlight Comment of the Day

The fleshlight is the tool for masturbators who are bored with masturbating with their hand and other household items. They are people who do not have constant sex and who are willing to fuck a silicone insert that resembles an anus, vagina, mouth. I own two.

Here is the post of the day

Ok I need help your guys, i am going to order the stww ice case, and insert (discret) the thing is that i dont want my mom to be home when it arrives, can you guys help me decide the best time to order my FL. I just turned 18 last week, and if my mom is home she will open it to see want it is, and i will be so imbarassed (and she will kill me LOL). if she finds it later on in life i can say it is a piggy bank (The discret one lol) but if she opens the box, and see’s the lube…….This is my moms sched.

Monday – 6:00am – 4:00pm
tuesday – 2:00pm – 11:00pm
wedsday – off
thursday – off
friday 2:00pm – 11:00pm
saturday 2:00pm – 11:00pm
sunday 6:00am – 4:00pm

what day should i order it on. thanks in advance
P.S i’m in Florida

Check the thread out here

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted