I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

26

Jan

I am – Fleshlight Fantasy

I don’t fully understand what type of person would post in a sex toy for men message board, but I can only assume gay men looking, or men with homosexual inclination looking for “user experiences” with the male sex toy….Fleshlight message board people are strange….and this fantasy/story is mo’strange….Let me just say, my girl’s cooter would have to be pretty rank for me to make her use a fleshlight on me….

Fleshlight Fantasy After the Jump..

STRAIGHT FROM THE FLESHLIGHT MESSAGE BOARD

It’s Been A While Since I’ve Been Here… Wanted To Share Our “FUN” We Had Last Nite, With The Pink Lady. Before I Get Started, I’m A Big Fan Of Watching & Listening. Sometimes, I’d Rather “Watch” Him Play, Then Do Anything Else. It’s A Huge Turn On For Me. Call Me Weird.. Last Nite We Were Laying On The Couch Watching TV, I Got Up To Use The Bathroom, Came Back – And He Was Nakid. He Smiled At Me, And Reached Down, And Held Up “Her”. Smiling, I Sat Down On The Other End Of The Couch, And Started Watching Him. He Was Rubbing Just The Head Of His Cock, Across Her Lips, And Looking At Me. Like I Said Before, That Drives Me Crazy.. So, It Didn’t Take Too Long To Get Me Excited.

I Layed Back, I Had A Skirt On, No Panties.. And Started Rubbing. He Had A Nice View Of Me, And Started Rubbing “Her” Faster, Making That Wet Sound I Love. I Told Him To Start Fukin It Hard, So He Slid His Cock Inside Her, And Pumped Away For A Few Minutes, Moaning. Finally, He Said He Wanted The Real Thing, I Was More Than Happy To Oblige. We Got Down On The Floor, Facing The Couch, He Got Behind Me. And Slowly Slid His Hard Cock In, It Felt Soo Good As He Was Fukin Me Hard.

I Reached Up And Grabbed “HER” Off The Couch, And Put It Between My Legs, And Told Him To Fuck Us Both. He Slid His Cock Out, And Started Fukin Her For A Little Bit, Then Pulled Out, And Did Me. 10 Minutes Later, I Had An Unbelievable Orgasm, And He Was Ready To Blow. I Held “HER” Really Tight Underneath Me, And Told Him To Cum, He Was Pumping Away, And Started Moaning As He Came Inside Her, Filling Her Up. Then I Layed On The Floor, And He Let It Run Out Into My Mouth…. MMMM………. Very Fun Evening!!

HERE

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Bikini Wax Fetish

Fleshbot Owns Me…I spent 3 hours looking for Bikini Wax Fetish content yesterday, and all I found was an instructional video that I was going to order but it was too expensive….

Anyway this clip from Fleshbot is amazing

HERE

The video I want to order – After the Jump…


W14 Creative Brazilian Waxing Techniques

VHS $ 69.95

Two experts, Eva Mileski and Teresa Halencak, demonstrate Brazilian bikini waxing using hard wax and soft wax on three female models, with and without disposable panties. Topics include: how to trim the hair, preparing the skin, client positioning, how to decrease client discomfort, equipment required and proper wax consistency. Shows how to remove all the hair in the bikini area – front and back. Contains full nudity. (71 minutes)

HERE

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Lohan’s Big Generous … Heart


A letter sent in to Lohan after she did something nice…that didn’t involve supplying the party with YAY, or taking off her shirt…read on….

Dear Dina and Lindsay,

I wanted to say thank you for getting the tee shirt and photo of Lindsay for Erin. Erin is a neighbor of ours in Florida. She is 23 years old and has Down Syndrome. She works at McDonalds, as part of their great program from Special Needs Employees. She is the sweetest girl. She loves Lindsay’s movies.

I can not tell you how fast she ran to UPS truck to get the overnight shipment of Lindsay’s signed picture and shirt. You have made Erin sooooooo happy!!!

Her mother sent me this picture, which I have attached for you.

Thanks again for helping to bring A LOT of happiness to those who are less fortunate.

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Lohan's Big Generous … Heart


A letter sent in to Lohan after she did something nice…that didn’t involve supplying the party with YAY, or taking off her shirt…read on….

Dear Dina and Lindsay,

I wanted to say thank you for getting the tee shirt and photo of Lindsay for Erin. Erin is a neighbor of ours in Florida. She is 23 years old and has Down Syndrome. She works at McDonalds, as part of their great program from Special Needs Employees. She is the sweetest girl. She loves Lindsay’s movies.

I can not tell you how fast she ran to UPS truck to get the overnight shipment of Lindsay’s signed picture and shirt. You have made Erin sooooooo happy!!!

Her mother sent me this picture, which I have attached for you.

Thanks again for helping to bring A LOT of happiness to those who are less fortunate.

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day

Ah…Chevalier, that great Frenchman.

Chevalier and his older brother started as circus acrobats.

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Armand Van Helden Has a Crush on DJ AM…

DJ AM was my first Drunken Email Interview. However I had been interviewed before like the time I was being interviewed by social services to see if I was a fit parent, or the time that I interviewed for jobs and constantly fucked up, spiraling my life into shitty factory work and an ulcer….I remember the time I interviewed to be a nanny, I thought I would be good with the kids, the parents got thrown off when I asked for a picture of their daughter or the time I was interviewed by the police…but I think that’s called an interrogation…

Back to Van Helden – We have his video of My My MY, lots of girls in Bikinis and his confessions for loving DJ AM, after the jump – homo

From Raves.com:
How is the NY scene? where do you go to have fun?

I never play NY, I enjoy my free time here, but I like to go out and listen to other DJ’s the scene is always the same, it’s consistently good, Imean there are like 10 night clubs, lounge bars and clubs etc. I mean there is always drama with club owner, they shut the club down and within 2 weeks another one pops up and takes over. I really only like DJ AM and a few others, so I’ll go see them.

Armand Van Helden My,My,My Video Here

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Batsheva Selma Blair: Jewish Celebrity of the Day


As a young girl, Selma went to Hebrew School. How do I know this? Because one of my best clients had a daughter in the same school as her and all the family talks about at brunch over bagel and lox is their one touch of celebrity. More intresting is her Hebrew name: Batsheva.

More Info and Nude Gallery link after the Jump

IMDB BIO:
Selma has starred in many movies, including Cruel Intentions (1999) and Legally Blonde (2001). She studied acting at the famous Stella Adler Acting School. Selma is currently married to actor Ahmet Zappa, son of Frank Zappa.

Selma Blair Nude Gallery (NSFW)
-mostly from storytelling

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2005

26

Jan

I am-hitting the parade

yesterday I realized that there was a dried substance with an odd pungent scent in my hair. Upon further inspection by my maid lupe, it turns out that this mystery substance was no mystery to me at all! IT WAS SPERM! God I love that juice. lupe made me take a shower even though I had sucked it all back into my system through my mouth. She told me I should use mouthwash and stop being so messy when I am with my boyfriend. I just smiled at her, because if she knew that the sperm in my hair belonged to her husband and not to my boyfriend, she probably would have made me gargle something else, like my own blood. In any case, I get into the shower, and I am nude, and the water is really hot. The entire room is steamed up and I tilt my head back into the spray and close my eyes. It is such a good feeling, those hot jets of water dousing my body. From behind I feel a familiar feeling. Rico is inside of me.

A LOT MORE AFTER THE JUMP

I don’t know how he got into the house or into my bathroom without getting caught, and I didn’t ask, I just took it like the good little girl that I am and enjoyed it. Rico is not rough, but rather gentle. He goes in deep and grinds with me, deeper and deeper still. It really gets me off. As hot as it is in the room, plus my body temperature from rico’s skills get me so worked up I almost pass out, but the niquil with penicillin and a sprinkle of Columbian cocaine keeps me on the ball. In the end his bearded mouth pulls away from mine and I bent all the way back and lean my head against the side of the tub so that he can give me the creamiest pearl necklace. After that he knows I am still going strong, so I spread both legs and rest them on the sides of the wall and the tub and he starts lapping at me starting from beneath my breasts and works his way down. When he’s ready to go we fuck standing up and we both sound like Olympic sprinters, or over excited bunnies. He sneaks out through the bay windows in my room, down the side of the house, and I wave goodbye to him, naked, with his family the gardeners slapping him high fives. Between him and his three brothers, he is definitely the best at what he does. I get dressed, blow dry my hair, and drive to school.

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I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favors/I am – magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match /
I am – Democracy /I am – dancing like a slut on fire /I am – black whole theory

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Brad’s Link List

The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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2005

26

Jan

I am – Brad's Link List

The link dump returns. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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