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2005

08

Feb

i am-coco

for all of my sexual escapades, i took myself out this afternoon for some breakfast. i got all dressed up with my new white satin panties. they are cut low into tight shirts, and the back rides up high so that the apples of my bottom are visible. the sides are held together by this white ribbon that is tied into a bow on the side of my upper thigh. i was wearing a white velour suit , with not much underneath, and was contemplating how easy it would be to strip naked and lather myself in syrup when the waiter came to the table. his name tag said Fillipe.

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He smiled, looking down my shirt. i smiled as i took his left hand and guided into under the table, inside my pants. He looked around to see if anyone was watching. There were so many people i thought he would never tell me where to meet him. He told me with this rabid look in his eyes to meet him in the coat check room. As soon as he had gone to the next table i ran into the coat check room, peeled off my clothes and sat down on a folding chair, with my legs crossed, waiting. Fillipe came in a few minutes later, lifted up my legs and wrapped them around his waist. i unzipped his fly and started to play, happily noting the size and color of his penis. Starting at my ankles, he began to lick and nibble at my skin, slowly making his way down one leg and then the other, finally burrowing his bandanaed head into my vagina, which was more than happy to let him do all the work. My body began to shake with the tremors induced by his expert lapping at my clitoris and i started to slide off the chair. Noticing this he lifted me and placed me on a mink fur coat which had fallen off a hanger. The ebony fur cradled my body as Fillipe cupped my breasts and sucked on my vagina until i could not stand it anymore and begged for him in pleading whispers to get inside of me and make me scream. “play with it some more” he said and i giggled and took him inside of my hands and licked it in tiny circles like i saw the sex trade workers in the Philippines do it, he was big enough for me to deep throat without much of a gag reflex, but i could not put it all in. Instead, i sucked along the shaft, pressing my tongue into it, and rolled his balls in one hand as if i was getting ready to roll dice. With my other hand, i was playing with my nipples, making them hard and them pressing them in, and then pinching them so that they would be hard again. He put his fingers in my mouth and i started to suck and then he was sucking on my breasts and fingering my ass and i was moving my hands up and down his cock faster and faster, pulling him closer to me, guiding him into me, crawling on top of him and riding up and down on him with one leg bent with my foot against the wall, wrapped around his back, and my other leg pushed to the side so that he had room to penetrate me and have finger my ass at the same time, all the while watching my body do what it does best. When we realized that we had not locked or closed the door, it had been too late and saw that someone had closed it for us. Feeling rejuvenate from the brief break, i let him know by deeply fingering myself and tilting my head back for the full orgasm effect. Coming around and standing behind me, he held my head with his hands as a support, got on his knees and inserting his penis into my mouth. i was lying down at this point, still going at it strong with my own two hands, and started to dart my tongue all over his penis. When he came i swallowed and he climbed down on top of me and finished me off as i grabbed his legs and scratched at them, i was dying to scream. i got up first and put my clothes on, tipped him a twenty and took a plastic container of peanut butter on my way out. The hostess was looking at me funny and the man smoking outside in a chefs uniform was smiling at me and winked. i left the parking lot and decided that it was too late for breakfast and that tacos would be great to eat.

i am-who is this morning’s outfit? /
i am – coming clean
/ I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favors/I am – magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match /
I am – Democracy /I am – dancing like a slut on fire / I am – black whole theory

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2005

08

Feb

I am – Fleshlight Videos

Have you ever wondered what it takes to use a fleshlight? Have you ever thought what the hell do these guys do? Have you ever thought to yourself “hey what’s this fleshlight all about and how do people use it”? Well I haven’t either, but when I came across these links to Fleshbot loving, I figured why the hell not deliver them to you. So if you want to see clips of dudes and their fleshlights you know what to do…..

This is Not Safe For Work,Lots of Penis in Rubber Vagina, Not Safe for Homophobes, Not Safe for closet cases because you may get hard…this is definitely not safe for girls with penis phobia….check out the clips after the jump….

Official Fleshlight Video

This video is a professionally shot production of ILF Inc. and it goes over how incredible the FleshLight feels, how to prepare yourself and use it, and other good information. You won’t believe your eyes, this is a keeper for sure! When I saw this one I know I just HAD to have one.

Video Clip Here

Asthma Attack Fleshlight Fuck

This video shows what the real action is like. A late-twenties guy fucks his Supertight Lady insert to a very powerful orgasm. He starts out slowly, then speeds up, stroking his cock in and out of the insert real fast, and finally he falls back on bed and lets his cock explode outside the Fleshlight, shooting cum all over his stomach. A must see! No sound, unfortunately, but you can see by how hard he’s breathing that this was a fuck to remember.

Video Clip Here

Fleshlight Fuck Standing Up

This guy’s cock is really penetrating that Ultratight Lady insert, you can see how the insert bulges over the edges of the case. He fucks the insert standing up and stroking it up and down on his cock. You can also see some lube dripping out of the insert. This is a very short video, no sound and no orgasm, just nice and steady stroking.

Video Clip Here

Teaching His Fleshlight who the boss is….

Same guy as before, only now he’s sitting in his chair fucking a Supertight Super Ribbed Lady. You can see his cock stretching that insert and entering and leaving, and how the insert material flexibly bulges around his shaft to make space. Also, he uses a nice trick rotating the insert, to give his knob a nice soft stroke. Still no orgasm, and no sound, but by the shuddering and straining, and by how hard his cock is, you can see he is really close to cumming!
http://locker-room.com/video/current/action_8.wmv

This is a special treat. A guy with an extra large cock fucking his Regular Pink Lady. You can see how he fucks the insert upwards by rotating his hips, making his knob disappear inside the Fleshlight which he holds steady with his left hand. Finally he can’t stand the pleasure anymore and finishes off with a few quick strokes, concentrating on pleasuring his dickhead. No sound again, sorry

Video Clip Here

You’ve made it this far….FAG!!!

OK, this is what you will do when you just let yourself go wild!! This guy fucks his Regular Ice Lady with such abandon that he’s literally bouncing on the bed. He’s having so much fun that his only thoughts are to go faster and faster, fucking that Fleshlight at 60 RPM and even faster!

After fucking on the bed a while, he switches techniques and shows how you can set the insert between a mattress and the box springs, and fuck hands free as if you’re fucking your partner doggy style. Watch the material bulge and snap right back as his dick goes inside and out.

The video is low quality, the lighting bad, there’s no sound, but oh, what an experience!!! Not to be missed.

Video Clip Here

All via FLESHLIGHT

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2005

08

Feb

I am – Large Penis Support Group Post of the Day

As a memeber of the Large Penis support group, I read the message board every once in a while. I figured I should start a feature for you to see the great conversations that happen in our world. I know that some of you may not be interested in joining us, but you can still get a kick out of reading what we have to say. The large penis support group post of the day is:

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Hey there guys,

I was wondering, how many of us here and how many men that you know are not afraid to show off their dicks to other men? Sexual orientation should NOT be a factor, we are simply speaking one man showing dick to another man or men.

I grew up very comfortable showering and swimming etc with other men but I never once can remember being in an erotic or aroused state with another man. That being said I love to be nude with other men whether it be at the gym in the gang shower, the sauna or steam room, a nude beach/resort, etc. I check out the other men and compare etc bodies and dicks. Rarely though have I met many men, straight or gay, that are open enough with their bodies to speak, compare, freely show what they have, maybe 7 men over the last 12 years.

I guess what I am saying would you show someone, totally apart from attraction and sexual intention, your dick in an open way for a period of time? Would you speak to the person about it? Where do you draw the line?

MuscleJockLA

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2005

08

Feb

I am – Video Clips of the Day

Sometimes when I try to turn on my old TV, it doesn’t seem to work. I found it on the street on moving day. I don’t have cable and I don’t have satelite, I just have my computer given to me by social services. We went through a whole application process, my girls did it through their school. Now I am connected to all of you. When I feel the need to watch moving images and to listen to sounds I turn to a place we all know and love called the Internet. I have selected a few clips that I like for you to watch, right now…right here….on drunkenstepfather live…..

Clips After The jump…

Girl Gets Stripped Down, Little Boy Gets Boner (old)
Here

Rodney Mullen is out of control on a skateboard
Here

Street Dancing
Here

Guys Dancing In The Bedroom Before the Club
Here

Our Dance Video Is a VW commercial….not as cool as you….
Here

Guy Ditches out of Class Through the Window
Here

Real Men Listen to Hip Hop and Beat Each Other Up
Here

This what happens at Mardi Gras…Drunk, Naked and Stupid…just like me.
Here

Webcam Stripper…horrible dancer…probably a horrible fuck…
Here

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2005

08

Feb

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day


In 1929 he starred in his first Hollywood musical “Innocents of Paris.” This was just two years after Al Jolson made history with the first all-talking motion picture.

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2005

08

Feb

I am – Affleck and a Retarded Kid


I like the retarded kids as much as the next guy. I feel for them for their handicap and I find the way they take on their challenges to be inspirational to us all. You are lucky that you were born with no real flaws other than your ugly face. I am lucky that I am ridiculously good looking, but there is just something really funny about this Ben Affleck community service picture. I am not sure if he is doing this out of the kindness of his heart or if he is doing this because it was court ordered for drunk driving….

Bonus Picture After the Jump….


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2005

08

Feb

i am-who is this morning’s outfit?

today it is raining where i live. rain makes me sad, because i want to be the one dripping too! the rain takes away all the sexual attention from me, so that now everyone is opening their moves and moving their heads upwards to swallow some of mother nature’s puss juice. i’m not saying that i dont do it, after all, i love someone elses juices in my mouth, but this particular morning, i need some sexual consolation for what happened to me.

Full STORY AFTER THE JUMP

last night, at around 1 am, when i was freshened up and ready for bed, there were knockings on my door. when i openned it, the city mayor was there, in nothing but his boxer briefs, and a bucket on top of his erect dick. although i have slept with his brother after he took me out to the W hotel, and although their son hired me as the stripper for his bachelor party (which ended in breaking off their engagement, so sorry delia, no hard feelings?), sleeping with the mayor seemed so below me, and i am the one who likes being taken advantage of beneath manly men. i told him my throat hurt owing to overexposure, and closed the door. sitting down on my bed sheets, with nothing on but a white cotton night tank top/dress i checked out my nipples. they were hard and small and dark through the shirt. my right hand started to wander up my stomache, around my neck, and finally finding a home in between my thighs. i was gentle and understanding, and kept coming. i kept taking smoking breaks because my fingers would get too tired and needed to have some breaks to stetch and relax. although i rather enjoyed myself, i need some new techniques. gentlemen, start your engines-GIVE ME SOME NEW TECHNIQUES, AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF.
love always,
MINXY

i am – coming clean
/ I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favors/I am – magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match /
I am – Democracy /I am – dancing like a slut on fire /I am – black whole theory

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2005

08

Feb

i am-who is this morning's outfit?

today it is raining where i live. rain makes me sad, because i want to be the one dripping too! the rain takes away all the sexual attention from me, so that now everyone is opening their moves and moving their heads upwards to swallow some of mother nature’s puss juice. i’m not saying that i dont do it, after all, i love someone elses juices in my mouth, but this particular morning, i need some sexual consolation for what happened to me.

Full STORY AFTER THE JUMP

last night, at around 1 am, when i was freshened up and ready for bed, there were knockings on my door. when i openned it, the city mayor was there, in nothing but his boxer briefs, and a bucket on top of his erect dick. although i have slept with his brother after he took me out to the W hotel, and although their son hired me as the stripper for his bachelor party (which ended in breaking off their engagement, so sorry delia, no hard feelings?), sleeping with the mayor seemed so below me, and i am the one who likes being taken advantage of beneath manly men. i told him my throat hurt owing to overexposure, and closed the door. sitting down on my bed sheets, with nothing on but a white cotton night tank top/dress i checked out my nipples. they were hard and small and dark through the shirt. my right hand started to wander up my stomache, around my neck, and finally finding a home in between my thighs. i was gentle and understanding, and kept coming. i kept taking smoking breaks because my fingers would get too tired and needed to have some breaks to stetch and relax. although i rather enjoyed myself, i need some new techniques. gentlemen, start your engines-GIVE ME SOME NEW TECHNIQUES, AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF.
love always,
MINXY

i am – coming clean
/ I am – Another Magical Afternoon /I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favors/I am – magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match /
I am – Democracy /I am – dancing like a slut on fire /I am – black whole theory

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2005

07

Feb

I am – Drunken Stepfather Picture Contest

After the success of the first contest we decided to have another competition here at DrunkenStepfather.com. This time there will be a prize as well a PS2 or IPOD, at the choice of the winner.

Just send us your pictures to enter

**Update: We haven’t been getting as many entries as we would like. Considering the prize we thought there would be more intrest considering to enter all you gotta do is send in a picture with Drunken Stepfather in it. We are not full of shit the winner will get a choice of a PS2 or IPOD which has been given to us on the condition we use for a contest. Good Luck!

Full details after the jump.

The contest is simple – you email us pictures of yourself/wife/girlfriend/friend/boss /sister/mother etc. but the catch is that the person must be holding a sign or have written on them “Drunken Stepfather”. You can write more but the words “Drunken Stepfather” must be visible. So for instance, “”Drunken Stepfather’s rule” would be acceptable but “I love my Stepfather” would not be. Remember creativity counts and nudity is not only welcome but encouraged. On March 1, 2005 we will select the top 5 pictures and allow all the readers to vote on who should win.

email this address to enter:

contest@drunkenstepfather.com

LOVE the DrunkenStepfather crew..

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2005

07

Feb

I am – Ali Lohan

Lohan has an ugly little sister and this is what she looks like. I am betting that if she gets into her sister’s coke baggie and pills, she will grow-up to be decent looking, probably a perfect candidate for a career in porn. If we are lucky she will get her sister’s hand me downs and I am not talking about old clothes, I am talking about breast implants! There is nothing wrong with recycling…

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