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2005

23

Jan

I am – Spam of the Day

You know how it is when you are this popular…people sign you up to email lists and you end up getting tons of SPAM. Most people can’t stand it, other people think it’s legit, and a select few actually think the spammers are their friends. Today’s Spam of the day covers a very serious issue all couples must face…adultery…

Read the spam after the jump…


Subject:
Cheating Housewife Service
Message:

The truth is these ladies just want to be able to meet guys and still keep their families. Most of them are simply looking for new friends, part time lovers and one night stands. If you are looking for single women then you should try a different web site.

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Jerry Springer First Time Stripper

Where I come from, Jerry Springer is a savior…he is the messiah in his own right, except for the fact that he is Jewish, but I guess Jesus was Jewish too, so it’s just one more reason why people from our trailer park dream of our big break on his show….we beat our wives, we are obese, we like to have threesomes with trannies in the back alley of the seven-eleven….we are white trash…we are poor and most importantly, beyond the food-fights, the fist-fights, the tit flashing,

Jerry brings the class by allowing a girl to have her first stripping experience on his show.

Follow the link bitch – HERE via timekiller.dk

Redneck Fight “My Sister Stole My Husband”

Follow the link – HERE

A girl wants gets photographed erotically – HERE

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Ebay Pubic Hair Competition

These crazy kids are competing to see who can sell a lock of their pubic hair for the most money. The competition is between a guy and his girlfriend, they are located in England and the girl is winning…provided there is a girl in this equation.

I think this is a total scam that some loney pervert set up, hoping to draw a little attention to himself, kind of like this site draws attention to me….

Links after the jump:

The guy had this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my girlfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, she is determined that she will win being a girl. she reckons that there are loads of guys out there that will bid for it, well she is beautiful, so she could be right, however im hoping she wrong, because if she wins she gets to shave whatever she wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to her remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

His Auction – HERE

The Girl has this to say:

Ok this is for a complete lock of my pubic hair, this is a competition between me and my boyfriend to see who can raise the most amount for a lock of pubic hair, he is determined that he will win being an ignorant pig. he reckons that there are loads of girls out there that will bid for it, well he is cute, so he could be right, however im hoping hes wrong, because if he wins he gets to shave whatever he wants into my pubic hair, but if i win i get to shave what ever i want in to his remaining pubic hair, and im going to let my winning bidder choose the design i shave so get bidding.

Her auction – HERE

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Child Beauty Pageant


This has probably made it’s way around the internet, I got it in my email and I said – this should be posted because I like girls just as much as the next guy. But this Jon Benet Ramsey shit’s got me feeling a little uncomfortable. I don’t know why a parent would make their kids look like a doll, I don’t know why they would abuse them emotionally, physically and sexually in order to win their local pageant. I know that most of the mother’s who do this to their kids are beyond psycho and usually ugly…breeding their kids to be what they never could be, without saying to themselves, maybe little Jenna just wants to play Barbie…and not be Barbie…

We all know how this story ends…girl runs away from home, becomes a hooker, and Jesus Martinez takes care of em, while drunk on Welfare Check day….

We call the pictures after the jump “before they were whores, a child beauty pageant experience” and no…there is no swimsuit competition….you sick-o…

PICS AFTER JUMP.







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2005

23

Jan

I am – Uma Thurman Topless

These pictures are old, but seem to be making their rounds on the internets. I think you will appreciate seeing Uma’s bush as well as her boobies. I am not a fan of boobies or bush, give me a bitch that cooks and does dishes in an astronaut suit…that’s fucking hotter than any nudity you could send my way….

Uma Thurman Naked Beach Pictures HERE via L.A Lovin’
Nothing After the Jump…

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Getty Image Round-Up


Every once in a while I like to go through some getty images and see if there is anything interesting. Today, I had the brilliant idea of posting a few pictures that I happened to come across…Like Paris Hilton, Jodie Marsh, Caprice and more….

After the jump you will see my selection

Who the fuck is Bonnie Hunt?

Paris Hilton lookin like Jessica Sanders….

Jessica Sanders

Remember Caprice?

Kid Rock’s got class…

Jodie Marsh…lookin like kid rock…

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Lindsay Lohan Shopping Ass


Who doesn’t like to shop?! I mean my fondest memories of my childhood were the days we spent at the Salvation Army trying on shoes, and buying my new school clothes for the season….I remember telling myself that although these clothes were very used and stank, they were still new to me. I think the Salvation Army is where I developed my used-panty fetish…speaking of which, who the fuck donates their old underwear to charity? And who the fuck buys them – other than perverts like me….it always made me wonder…..

After the jump, you will find, a couple other Lohan shopping pics…



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2005

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson’s CamelToe


I remember my first cameltoe experience. I was in highschool and the lunch monitor was an overweight inuit woman. She wore jogging pants that were right tight if you know what I mean. Those fuckers would creep up deep into her crevace….it is assumed that she had quite a gaping daisy….not because she was fat, and not because she had 6 kids, but because we all saw full definition every fucking day…

I remember the first time I saw it, I gagged….and eventually I became intrigued by the concept of the frontal wedgie….

Here is a picture of Jessica Simpson, cameltoed.

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Jessica Simpson's CamelToe


I remember my first cameltoe experience. I was in highschool and the lunch monitor was an overweight inuit woman. She wore jogging pants that were right tight if you know what I mean. Those fuckers would creep up deep into her crevace….it is assumed that she had quite a gaping daisy….not because she was fat, and not because she had 6 kids, but because we all saw full definition every fucking day…

I remember the first time I saw it, I gagged….and eventually I became intrigued by the concept of the frontal wedgie….

Here is a picture of Jessica Simpson, cameltoed.

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2005

23

Jan

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Nipple


Everyone has nipples so why do people care when a celebrity is wearing a shirt that shows off their nipple. I know I am only interested in seeing their muff, but to all you perverts who get off to obscure nipple pictures. Here you go – you dirty bastards.

Nothing After the Jump

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