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2005

03

Feb

I am – Naked Olympians

How do you feel about the Olympics? Yeah, me too. I don’t know what your answer was but I felt like agreeing, I feel guilty for teasing you all the time. I remember back in Mexico I had dreams of being on the Olympic team, it was some cool runnings shit, only instead of John Candy, we had Carlos the 400 pound wrestler as our coach. He would drink a bottle of Tequila and touch us in dirty places…I guess that’s part of the reason I wanted to go Greco Roman…

These Olympians are not Carlos, they are girls and they are naked. Click the link, you may find it hot…

HERE

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2005

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Feb

I am – Lohan News of the Day

Lohan isn’t Drunk, She’s on Coke! Lohan has been partying hard, missing work, spending the nights dancing on tables when she should be sleeping with mexicans. Her breasts are gone, her tolerance is up, and my friend who sells coke to the stars told me she’s spending about $1000 a day with him to keep her fire(crotch) burning, and I am not talking chlamydia.

It’s early – I have nothing else to say except in more news Lohan’s dad wants a piece of the Lohan empire.

Read the Lohan Articles of the day,a after the jump…..No Pictures Just Words….
lots of words, and I know you aren’t that good at reading, maybe this post isn’t for you.

February 3, 2005 — PRODUCTION on Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, “Just My Luck,” is a mess, with some insiders claiming the flame-haired actress is behaving as badly on the New Orleans set as she reportedly did during the filming of “Herbie: Fully Loaded.”
On-set sources say Lohan missed work on Tuesday and that her late nights at New Orleans college bars The Boot and Club 360 have “made her late to the set” several times.

However, Lohan’s rep counters that Lohan “was sick and left the set early — but she did show up! She had an earache and her stomach was bothering her.” (Lohan also fell ill on the set of “Herbie” and had to be hospitalized).

Lohan supporters say the problems on the “Luck” set are not the teen queen’s fault.

Early this week, the head cinematographer on the flick, listed by imdb.com as Anastas Michos, was fired, sources said, and the cast, including Lohan, Samaire Armstrong and Tovah Feldshuh have been “working 16-hour shifts — it’s crazy.”

And although fun-loving Lohan, 18, partied all night in New York last Saturday, she still made it for a W magazine shoot early Sunday morning.

“She stayed at the Hotel Gansevoort,” said our source. “Lindsay and her family went to dinner at Ono and then she and her friends went to Marquee at around 2 a.m. and danced all night.”

On Sunday night, Lohan flew back to New Orleans and arrived at work promptly on Monday.

Lohan’s team, sensing things were not right and wanting some legal backing after the press beating she took during “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” have asked for and received glowing letters from producers about Lohan’s behavior on set.

The most recent letter from one producer reads: “We had a really rough week, we are almost done with the masquerade ball. Lindsay was a great trouper. We are having some problems in one area but [director] Donald [Petrie] and [Fox] are working hard to fix it.

“This hopefully will help us cut down the long hours . . . And our apologies again to Lindsay.”

A pal of Lohan said, “Lindsay is being blamed for everything because she is the easiest target.”

VIA PAGESIX

Lohan’s father wants half of wife’s cut of daughter’s millions

February 3, 2005, 5:54 AM EST

NEW YORK (AP) _ The father of actress-singer Lindsay Lohan responded Wednesday to his estranged wife’s filing of divorce papers, saying he wants half of the 15 percent the movie starlet allegedly gives her mother _ a figure that could be as much as $6-$7 million a year, his lawyer said.

Michael Lohan also said he wants Dina Lohan and other members of her family to undergo drug and alcohol testing and claimed that despite past problems with substance abuse, he is currently clean and sober.

“He is not an alcoholic, he is not a drug addict,” attorney Dominic Barbara said at a press conference at his office on Long Island. “He loves his children, he doesn’t want to hurt Lindsay in any way.”

Barbara, whose high-profile clients have included Joey Buttafuoco and church secretary Jessica Hahn, said he called the press conference after being rebuffed by Dina Lohan’s attorneys about a possible divorce settlement.

“I think these people are very foolish not wanting to talk,” Barbara said.

He contended his client is entitled to half of the earnings the actress-singer gives to her mother.

Lohan, 18, recently released her debut album, “Speak,” and has starred in “Parent Trap,” “Mean Girls,” “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen” and “Freaky Friday.”

Barbara said he also represents Lohan in a number of criminal prosecutions.

He is due in court in Suffolk County next week to answer charges from last summer that he allegedly skipped out on a $3,800 bill for several suites at a posh Long Island hotel. He also was charged with assault in Manhattan for allegedly swearing at a sanitation worker whose truck was blocking his car and punching him in the face.

“I tried to do this amicably,” Lohan said at Wednesday’s press conference. “I didn’t want this to happen.”

Dan Klores, a spokesman for Dina Lohan, said, “There’s no point in dignifying the desires of a convicted felon who the court has already demanded stay away from his wife and children.”

Via NEWSDAY

In Rival News – Hilary Duff uses Condoms

Via OHNOYOUDIDNT

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2005

03

Feb

I am – Penis Fear

Now no girl has ever been scared of my penis – I think it has to do with it’s beauty, but it could also be due to the simple fact that girls never atually see it. I am probably so sex obsessed because I haven’t had an erection in over 6 years, I think it has to do with all the drugs I did back in texas, but it could also have to do with having a really ugly wife. My impotence won’t stop me from enjoying the female form, and it sure as hell won’t stop me from sexual harassment….This site provides a service to girls who have are penis phobic and the best quote I can take from the site is:

most an erect penis fear therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear.

How can I sign up? I would love to expose myself to a group of frieghtened ladies…..

If this kinda thing interests you or if you are scared of cock….
Visit ChangeThatsRightNow Here

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2005

03

Feb

I am – Carmen Electra on the Runway


Carmen Electra is married to a rocker and they have their own TV show. Carmen Electra was in Playboy and on Baywatch and I bet her real name isn’t Electra, but I am not about to research this because I am lazy. But I will tell you this she’s a slut.

Carmen’s peep show

Carmen Electra gave the audience at a charity concert in Los Angeles a preview of her new aerobic striptease video. The Sun reports that the former “Baywatch” star performed a raunchy dance routine wearing only a barely-there nightie and a pair of suspenders.

Look it’s Carmen Electra on the runway, you can see her ass.

Bonus pic after the jump:


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2005

03

Feb

I am – Videos of the Day – Thursday

A loyal reader of the site told me that I should introduce the videos in the form of a Haiku so I did just that…

Internet, Not TV
Clips So Good For You and Me
This is the proof,Seen?

Now watch the fucking clips – After the Jump….

Another Webcam Girl – I don’t Know if I posted this? (NSW)
Here

Reader Submitted Star Tracker – Thanks Murray
Here

Another Webcam Girl – This shit is too common now, but I am not complaining (NSW)
Here

We’ve found another dance video –
Here

2 girls making out, because lesbians get all the attention
Here

A clip from a Shanes World Movie – Jocks doing push ups (NSW)
Here

Guys Make their own Flame Thrower
Here

Rake Javelin
Here

Aerobics Killed Jesus – This Link May Not Work
Here

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2005

03

Feb

I am – Christina Aguilera Stripped in the UK Nipple Slip


Christina, or like she prefers to be called X-Tina had a little nipple slip (nip slip for those in the know). I am not sure where this comes from and the quality is completely shit, but you can clearly see her nipple ring because she’s hard, but not the kind of hard you are thinking about a nipple….you are gross and I will not introduce you to my granny.

Shitty Quality Christina Aguilera Nip Slip After The Jump….



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2005

03

Feb

I am – Legal Verdict of the Day


I was talking to my wife Zelda about this blog last night which she was not very interested in talking about. About after some nudging I convinced her to read it and give me her opinion. Well what she had to say shocked me and like always she is right. What she said is as follows: “Brad why are you doing so many Jewish posts. You are doing Jewish terms and posts about kosher when you don’t speak Hebrew and eat bacon for breakfast every morning. You are a lawyer, and you should focus on legal issues. Only you could have kept the stepfather mostly out of jail all these years. The man has been arrested 158 times and had 32 trials and only spent 2 months in jail total.” So I will start doing more legal from now on.

While shopping for bloody mary mix Russell Christoff spots his picture on the label of a Taster’s Choice coffee jar. Lawsuits ensue…now he has won $15.6 million.

Full Story and picture after the Jump


Via CBS News

(CBS/AP) A jury has awarded $15.6 million to a man whose image was used for years without his permission on Taster’s Choice coffee labels.

Russell Christoff, a former model from Northern California, posed for a two-hour Nestle photo shoot in 1986 but figured it was a bust —- until he stumbled across his likeness on a coffee jar while shopping at a drug store in 2002.

“There was a jar with my picture on it,” he told The Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen Tuesday, “and I was just a bit surprised. After the shock, which lasted, you know, a few seconds, I picked it up and I walked up and I showed the jar to a woman that works there and I said, ‘Look.’ And she said, ‘Wow! That’s you!’ And I said, ‘Thank you. I will take this jar!’ ”

A legal dispute with Nestle USA ensued, during which Christoff, 58, declined the company’s $100,000 settlement offer, and Nestle USA turned down his offer to settle for $8.5 million.

“I never gave my consent,” he said to Chen. “We had a contract that spelled out the terms of the agreement, but there was just no follow-up on it.

“I filed it away, and the contract sat there for 18, 19 years and — I save things, which I guess is obvious. And no. They never had the permission.”

Last week, a Los Angeles County Superior Court jury ordered Nestle USA to pay Christoff $15.6 million for using his likeness without his permission and profiting from it. The award includes 5 percent of the Glendale-based company’s profit from Taster’s Choice sales from 1997 to 2003.

During that time, Nestle sold the freeze-dried coffee with labels featuring Christoff’s face in the United States, Mexico, South Korea, Japan, Israel and Kuwait. The company’s Canadian arm started using his image in 1986.

Nestle USA attorney Lawrence Heller said the company would appeal the verdict.

“The employee that pulled the photo thought they had consent to use the picture,” Heller said.

Eric Stockel, an attorney for Christoff, said he hadn’t expected such a large verdict.

Christoff, who while working as a model had appeared in corporate training videos and hosted his own public television show, is now a kindergarten teacher in the Bay Area community of Antioch.

He first came across his picture while shopping for bloody mary mix, and says there’s a good reason he didn’t spot it sooner.

“I don’t buy Taster’s Choice,” he said. “I do beans.”

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2005

03

Feb

I am – Maurice Chevalier Fact of the Day


Following the war, Chevalier began appearing in French musical films in addition to his work on the stage.

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2005

03

Feb

I am – Meredith Bishop: Jewish Celeb of the Day


Never heard of her, either has most of the world. But I have noticed this gal since I saw her eating a steak at moishes with her parents a few summers ago. I have never actually seen her in any show or movie but I hear that she stars in the Secret World of Alex Mack.

More Info and Links after the Jump

Fan Site HERE

BIO:
Meredith has been given the nickname Mer, and grew up in Woodland Hills, California, attending William Howard Taft High School. We all know of her accomplishments on the Secret World of Alex Mack, but that is just the beginning. Meredith has appeared in several TV commercials, and some college plays. She’s made guest appearances on Moesha, Ramona (as Beezus), and more recently on Sliders. Back in 1996, Meredith was honored with a highly prestigious award from the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle for her lead role in the play Eleemosynary. It appears that even though Alex Mack is over, we have not seen the end of Meredith Bishop . . . . not by a long shot.

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2005

02

Feb

I am – Lohan in the News Today

Look our girl Lindsay Lohan does ballet. I bet you don’t do ballet? Well you shouldn’t you are too fat! You do look hot in that outfit though, it could be the premise of a porno movie. Fat man doing ballet…think about it.

Lindsay Lohan sued over traffic collision in Los Angeles
San Jose Mercury News
LOS ANGELES – “Mean Girls” actress Lindsay Lohan was sued Wednesday by two people who claim she injured them in a traffic accident last year

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