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2004

21

Dec

I am – Jessica Tandy Fact of the Day

Jessica Tandy’s Birth Name was Jessica Tandy

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Asian Violence

Apparently this is an older clip
Asians kick people in the back
I used to do that in high school
Now God is kicking me in the back for buying Jackhammer Jesus

See an asian man fall and almost die here

Our web capabilities are limited.
Thanks to uselessjunk.com for hosting this clip
Visit them but come back, we aren’t done molesting you.

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Myspace Funny

My space has a lot of funny profiles, that’s what happens when you don’t have censors. Myspace -Big up yourself.

I didn’t actually read this profile, but I was told it’s funny. It was sent to me by one of my prison buddies, so it’s bound to be good.

Check it out here and let me know.

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Yuletide

Today’s google image of the day is brought to you by Christians around the world and their happy holiday time of consumption, debt and cookies. I love cookies, the girl kind.

Check out the results for Yuletide here , they really suck but I couldn’t think of a good Christmas word….I guess I could have tried Jingle Bells or something…

Top 5 shitty results are:

Yuletide Semen

Yuletide Arab

Yuletide China Man

Yuletide Lesbians Frolicking

Yuletide “I am – Not Wearing Pants”

Yuletide “At least we have each other”

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Jackhammer Jesus

Jesus was a carpenter
Now he’s a sex toy

When I woke up this morning I knew there was something missing in my life. I looked over and I still had my girlfriend and I still had my penis…I quickly realized that I was missing the JackHammer Jesus Dildo.

So I dropped the 60$ for the glow in the dark jesus dildo and I will have it in time to celebrate christmas with Christ himself.

Divine Interventions also brings us the baby jesus buttplug, the diving nun dildo and Moses to help you part the pink sea.

Visit them Here

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Spam of the Day

This is the spam of the day, I have nothing really else to say about it. It is pretty dirty…those dirty spammers. I want to ask my Jewish Lawyer why they used the word prick so much and whether prick is a Jewish word….but he charges me $50 an hour, that’s more than a hooker, at least the hookers I can afford. I am mexican. Fuck Off.

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: real huge rods
Subject: Tight Holes Torn

Slowly lowering herself, she let her pussy swallow his huge prick down to the base, forcing a painful sigh from her lungs. At the end she dropped her head back and groaned in wracked pleasure from the sheer feeling of being stretched so wide… so deep. Amanda began riding him, her ass bouncing up and down on his lap, her tits jiggling in his hands. She moved carefully at first, but then she discovered she was big enough to take him. After a while she fucked his big prick with abandon, crying out at the wonderful feel of all that cockmeat packing her pussy…

Check the videos out now!

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Naked Yoga

What could be better then naked yoga on a cold Tuesday morn? If you find out let me know.
Someone should tell her she needs a haircut.

HERE

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Isreali Girls

Ever seen Jewish sluts in action? Well now you can, brought to you direct from the land of Isreal.

Here

Click to enter a whole new religious experience.

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2004

21

Dec

I am – Weird international law of the day

Features, features, features what would we do without them….The only thing better than starting a dumb new feature is knowing it wont last a week.

Today our law comes from Thailand. Where it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. What kind of country makes a stupid law like that. That is a discriminatory law and wouldn’t last here in Canada for 5 minutes. I would challenge the law on behalf of all the sluts of the nation.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Manties

I am not gay, but I have always had an affinity for my moms panties. Actually, I even stole panties from my aunts, cousins, girlfriends mom and klm airline stewardists. The confortable satiny feel is something that my regular brief just couldnt offer. After wearing womens panties through high school and my first years of university, I got tired of the lack of available space for my boys and set out to find real male panties.

Finally, I have found a company that offers quality Manties (panties for men). I knew someone was feeling my pain.

My favs are the hicuts with laces and bows. Here

Experience othe Mantie styles Here

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