I have told you girl readers that nothing right will happen if you let you boyfriend takes pictures of you naked. I like to believe that everyone has good intention and that it would all work out for the best, but guys are too stupid to handle rejection, so everytime a girl dumps them, which is often the case, the dude needs to get retribution to make himself feel like he’s not the sucker. It’s a whole control thing, and I know it takes a pretty cool guy like myself to keep the goods underwraps for himself…so I guess what it comes down to is that if you are dating an asshole or a jock with insecurity issues, don’t like him have naked pictures of you, unless you secretly want them to get out….if you are dating me on the other hand, it’s all good, I like to collect them like a photo album of my life … my conquests….my poontang…..maybe one day it will be your poontang, yes you, I think you’re lovely…..

Check out this link to see 300 naked girlfriends….here

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Every week Zelda (my wife) and I would watch Saved by the Bell with our 4 children and over time become real fans of Elizabeth Berkley. So when she accepted $100,000 to star in a glorrified porn movie my wife was quite upset. Not that I was that upset, but I wondered what kind of nice Jewish girl is in a movie like this.

More Info, pics and Awards after the Jump

Elizabeth Berkley’s Award:
Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, SHOWGIRLS (1996)

Showgirls Gallery (NSW)

IMDB BIO:
When Elizabeth was 5, her parents enrolled her at Detroit Dance Company. Loving dance, young Elizabeth began to take part in several ballets, including “Swan Lake”, and in 1983, she starred in some musicals (sometimes singing in Italian). Her screen debut was a role in the TV movie Frog (1987) (TV). She then got work as an extra in some TV series: “TV 101”, “Day by Day”, etc. In the summer of 1989, she was in L.A. and auditioned for a role on “Saved by the Bell” (1989). She got the role and became a TV star. After 4 seasons she left the show to try to break into cinema. In 1994 she filmed 4 movies, including Showgirls, and continued to guest star in very popular TV shows, like “Diagnosis Murder”. At the same time, she was studing English Literature on a college in California. After Showgirls, she signed with United Talent Agency and then filmed some Hollywood films with small roles (The First Wives Club, 1996 and Any Given Sunday, 1999) and starred in some indies (The Taxman and Last Call, 1999, The Real Blonde, 1997). In 1999, Elizabeth performed onstage in London as Honey in “Lenny”. Her performances in “Roger Dodger” and “Moving Malcolm”, two indipendent movies released in 2002 and 2003 impressed the critics. She made her Broadway debut in “Sly Fox”, in February 2004, three months after her marriage with New York artist Greg Lauren.

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Abi Titmuss is another D-Lister, she had a sex tape released a while ago. I have seen clips, I always find it funny when she says “her finger is in my asshole”…I don’t know why, I guess it brings back memories of the time a girl I was with tried to do that to me unexpectedly. I remember being so surprised that I dropped a deuce all over my bed…I wonder if she still incorporates that move into her sex routine. I hope I traumatized her, I like being memorable, even if it’s not in a good way.

pics and sex tape clips after the jump

Clips to her sex tape here, I mean

there

via YRD

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Lohan was born Lindsay Morgan Lohan on July 2, 1986, she is a cancer.

Sponsored by: Celebrity Factor

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You know how we like our sexual restraints and I am not talking about absitnence. These mitts are amazing and I can’t think of anything sexier than getting my woman to rock a pair. I love when my women look like cartoon characters. These double as a ping pong padle, so if your girl is asian, these will remind her of the training camps she went to as a kid. Only $269 dollars yo.

These mitts are made by Humane Restraint, which continues to manufacture some of the best hospital restraints available today. Made from top quality, heavy, latigo leather. The exclusive Humane Restraint locking device, L-200 series are known for their world class security. They are used by mental hospitals and psychiatric institutions to keep patients securely restrained and to confine fingers and hands within the mitts. Very confining and yet comfortable enough for long-term restraint. The mitts also have metal loops attached to the wrist and hand areas that allow the mitts to be secured to fixed objects or other parts of the body.

Mitts accommodate all hand sizes. Set of duplicate keys included.

Nothing After the Jump

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You know how it is here at the stepfather. We like perverts and their stories, and we found a great source at this sexual storybook site. We tried to test you readers out and see if you would go participate in the insanity that is that site…so far…some of you have…so keep it up…

Story of the day….after the jump

My wife wants it.
Date: Dec 18, 2004
Category: Anal
Type: Fictional Story
Approval Rating: 0.00% – 1 vote(s)

I have never had anal with my wife. But I want to see her have her first anal experience with a black guy.My wife enjoy sex very much but never had anal before. She enjoys the ocasional finger or kiss and became lost and submissive. I have seen pics and movies about anal sex and the though of giving her to a black guy.. you know make her ready for the event thrill me at this very moment every day I’m making her think about

In my thoughts …….I want her to dress up with a black short skirt with daring-stockings and high heels, no bra and a black transparent blouse. The day before she had an enema and only fluids. Her anus has been lubricated . Her pussy is totally shaved and she smell with a sweet aroma ready to be FUCK.

I found a atractive married black guy going to our city he has a nice nerved cock nine inches long very thick. almost 6 feet tall with 190 pounds. Drooling to see her under this guy with her ass in the air

I want to see her kis by him while she looks at me. Want to see her body been touch… the dress going down …. the blouse open widely .. now I can se her naked her pussy is wet he is sucking her clit making her agitated and loud….

He is grabbing from the hips and her body willingly is assuming position at the very bed edge.. I get close to see how his cock is right there at the small bright entrance. she is trembling while the rod slide slow in her crack

It is so sexy and beatiful seen a black cock all the way on her opening… yes .. I will have her do it .. I want to see the cum coming from her tigh hole…

SexualStoryBook

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In 1914, He joined the French Army, was wounded and captured. During his two years in a German prisoner of war camp, he learned English from an English prisoner.

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Agadah= Telling. Rabbinical teachings on moral values.”

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I surf the internet on a quest to find you good content, I never said I was good at it, but I have delivered a couple of clips I think are worth checking out…so check them out bastard.

6 Clips After the Jump….

Stupid Commercial of a Guy playing Footsie with a Girl
Here

Ghetto Girls Beating each Other Up
Here

A guy gets hit in the face by a car, while trying to do some prank – it’s really gross and you shouldn’t watch it.
Here

This is what happens when you give the football jocks a video camera and a project for video class…
Here

In the club – upskirt clips – Funny
Here

Guys get a girl in their room into a thong, then they catch her on fire….
Here

BONUS OF THE DAY – WEBCAM GIRLS

The Webcam Makes Girls Get Naked….
Here

This girl dances like it’s going out of style, which it is, then masturbates and talks dirty to whoever she made this video for…too bad for you, it got out on the net…
Here

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