Although I have never met Lohan in person, the possibility of me being the baby daddy is very high. Reality being that I have donated my sperm for the last 10 years on a bi-weekly basis. I never knew where it was being sent, so I could even be your father. Point of this post is that Lohan was not in the hospital for being exhausted or getting a breast reduction, she was in there having a baby. This is the reason for the weightloss. The baby’s name is Pablo Jose Valerderamma Lohan Martinez.

There aint no pics after the jump, but you can click it if you want big boy.

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I don’t masturbate to clothed women very often, but there is just something hot about the woman who played the farmer wife in the Babe movies. I don’t know what I am drawn to…but there is something so PORNO about this woman that I am ready for round 2. I think it is the whole farmer’s daughter fantasy – reversed

More hot pics after the jump

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I am not talking about Cher’s lesbian daughter. If Cher was my mom, I would probably be a women’s panty wearing freakshow like you. Since freakshow is the topic of the hour, here’s a nice little product for you to buy your friends, lovers, fathers and mothers. I know my adoptive texan father would love one of these. Adoptive parents and foster homes are not safe havens….

Testimonials and Pics after the JUMP

One Customers Feed back

My new plastic chastity belt by Water-Hole arrived this afternoon. I made adjustment to the rear straps and tube placement, and have been wearing it now for nearly 5 hours. It is the most comfortable CB that I’ve tried so far. It is heavy plastic, but is flexible enough to make sitting and all types of movement comfortable and pleasant, yet secure. It was easy to make the fitting adjustments, and I can sit for long periods, ride the motorcycle, and drive the car and truck without the discomfort my other CBs often caused.

I haven’t done the final gluing of the adjustment points just yet, but will after a few days wearing to make sure everything is set right. After that, it will be at least or more secure than the Miller’s and Remy’s products and certainly more comfortable. The construction is great, the edges smooth, it is easy to put on and lock, and hides exceptionally well. The belt rides just over the hips but dips in both the front and back so that it is not visible with just pants and no shirt on….it should work well under a bathing suit.

Water Hole has done an excellent job in designing a belt that can be worn though airport security, is secure, very comfortable, and reasonably priced. It is adjustable enough that almost anyone should be able to wear it without any problems. I don’t see that it would create any problems during exercise, walking, bicycling, running, etc. It will make a great belt for traveling, and as a secure belt to change into for those that normally prefer a metal or ball-closure type CB. I don’t hesitate to recommend it.

Thanks, Mike for making a very good product. I think you have successfully covered a needed hole (pun intended) in the cb marketplace. Thanks for coming up with this.

For More Info Go HERE

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So you know you love the Drunken Stepfather, and all his crazy friends. Well now you can show the love!

Go vote for Drunken Stepfather at the Fifth Annual Weblog Awards, or we won’t molest you anymore…

By the way, we also qualify for best Canadian Blog.

If you really can’t find a reason to vote, just remember:

Anna Kournikova Yellow Bikini
Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip
Mandy Moore Nipple Slip
Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Ass
Hilton Sisters in Bikinis
Mandy Moore See Through
Michelle Trachtenberg Side Boobage
1 Night in Chyna Video Clip

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So you know you love the Drunken Stepfather, and all his crazy friends. Well now you can show the love!

Go vote for Drunken Stepfather at the Fifth Annual Weblog Awards, or we won’t molest you anymore…

By the way, we also qualify for best Canadian Blog.

If you really can’t find a reason to vote, just remember:

Anna Kournikova Yellow Bikini
Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip
Mandy Moore Nipple Slip
Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage
Jessica Alba’s Ass
Hilton Sisters in Bikinis
Mandy Moore See Through
Michelle Trachtenberg Side Boobage
1 Night in Chyna Video Clip

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Kinxy Winxy Anal + Guys is a fan of the site and wanted to let you all see his pretty little face. We are more interested in the lady in red. That reminds me of the time I was working in custodial services at a hotel and the lounge performer always sang that song. It brings a tear to my eye when I think of all the chambermaids I banged….

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Nothing says treehugger like “I use menstruation cups.” These are for the girls who are against using tampons because they are oppressive and enforced by enterprising men just trying to get in their pants. Fuck the man, Fuck the System, Fuck Tampons, Fuck Toxic Shock Syndrome. Empty your menstrual cup into plants for a fresh pussy scented home….

Some Notable Entries from the Menstrual Cup Community….after the jump

The Diva Cup Makes Me Cry…
“Is there a really easy way to take out the divacup? (Yes, I finally got it to go in after alot of crying) I grab the base and pull it out but it stretches me alot since the top is open all the way and the suction hurts. I’ve tried breaking the seal, but I’m so small that I can’t get a finger up there. And by the time I get it low, I have to pull it out really quick or it feels like my vagina’s ripping open.”

Blood Clot, Big Up all Crew Inside

“I have been using the diva cup for a year now, had a keeper before that so am familiar with their use. The diva cup’s small holes seem to be constantly clogged with old blood/tissue that is very hard to get out, basically just by using the blunt end of a needle or sth. like that. Has anybody else found a solution to this problem? I got these thingies to make my life easier, not to keep me busy scraping clotted blood out of tiny holes… :-(”

Clamps to pull it out…

“so i bought the diva cup and i tried it…..I COULDN’T GET IT OUT!….it went in pretty easy, i did everything it said in the instructions but it was impossible to get out…my fingers couldn’t pinch the tip to take it out and i tried just tugging on it and it made it worse. i had to go get a mirror and some clamps to pull it out some more so i could finally pinch it and take it out with a loud plop. IT WAS HORID!!! =(”

Trannies have needs too…

“I’m a transgender girl still in a masculine body and I’ve joined this group, even though I won’t ever bleed, to learn more about cunts/vaginas (whichever term you prefer, I prefer the former), menstruation, cycles, bleeding and how it’s dealt with because of my desire to break down gender and understand people with the body I wish I was born with.”

Visit the Community Here

Previously: I am-On My Period

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I was always ignorant towards the Jewish people. I was always told that they didn’t like to get wasted on Friday nights, and that they were really cheap. Then I started working for Jewish people as a gardener, and they treated me amazing. I felt like I was the Filipino Nanny raising the kids, and all I did was mow the lawn. As years went on, I became more and more aware of their presence in society. They own everything, and are all over the entertainment industry. Even my lawyer is Jewish, but he was assigned by the local judicial system, I can’t afford a lawyer, I can barely afford this blog and it’s free (thanks blogger.com).

See this hasidic rapper perform after the jump (what can’t Jews do, comments please)

I would also like to thank Pimpin Poye$ter P for the submission, if he was a girl I would do him.

Live Performance HERE

official Site HERE

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