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2005

10

Jan

I am – Jewish Law: Masturbation

Jewish law clearly prohibits male masturbation. But I have been receiving many emails asking me why. From my research I have discovered that the rules “forbid any act of ha-sh’cha’tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina.”For women though there is no explicit Torah prohibition against female masturbation.

More After the Jump

This law is derived from the story of Onan (Gen. 38:8-10), who practiced coitus interruptus as a means of birth control to avoid fathering a child for his deceased brother. G-d killed Onan for this sin. Although Onan’s act was not truly masturbation, Jewish law takes a very broad view of the acts prohibited by this passage, and forbids any act of ha-sh’cha’tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina. In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, “in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off.” (Niddah 13a)

The issue is somewhat less clear for women. Obviously, spilling the seed is not going to happen in female masturbation, and there is no explicit Torah prohibition against female masturbation. Nevertheless, Judaism generally frowns upon female masturbation as “impure thoughts.”

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2005

10

Jan

I am – John Lennon Exclusive Video

John Lennon was shot by a fan, I hope that doesn’t happen to me, because I am almost as famous but much less talented than he was. I came across this exclusive video for a song called Working Class Hero that he made post death. It’s a very moving song and touches close to home, because I am working class, and hero.

Enjoy HERE

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2005

10

Jan

I am – A Reason to Buy DVDs

There are many reasons to buy DVDs. You might like movies that are funny. You might like lots of great special features. You might be a diagnosed manic horder-collector, and you simply cannot control yourself when it comes to buying DVDs.

For all those reasons “Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle” would be a great DVD to buy. But you know, just like I know, that there really isn’t a better reason to buy a DVD than because it has really cute topless women in it. Well, this DVD has that too.

Click here to buy “Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle”

It’s funny, has great special features, and really cute, topless women.

Pictures after the jump

Here are those pictures of the really cute, topless women. As you can plainly see, they are really cute, and topless. Enjoy.

Oh yeah, if you like smoking pot, this would also be great DVD to buy for that reason.

Picture collages by Dann

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2005

10

Jan

I am – Dancing Queen

I don’t do black, I will never go back, and if I did, I would probably be doing it for the crack. Crack makes you do crazy things, it makes you love for all the wrong reasons, it makes you fight for all the wrong reasons. When I was smoking crack, I never admitted I was addicted. The day I realized I had a problem, was the day I woke up in an alley. I started to cry and went through dumpster after dumpster looking for some rock. That was before I met claudette, and I replaced my crack addiction with a dance addiction, but not with her. Have I mentioned that I have 2 great stepdaughters.

After the jump there are some pictures of the black man dancing. I am not talking that hype hip hop dance shit they teach at the YMCA, I am talking uptight dancing at an MIT dance competition.



For more pictures go HERE

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2005

10

Jan

I am – Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage – Redux

We presented these pictures earlier, here at Drunken Stepfather, but we thought you might like to see them again in High Quality.

See the pictures after the jump.


Previously: Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage

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2005

10

Jan

I am – Tsunami Relief

Slim Industries has a plan to help ease the suffering of the tsunami victims; Sending thongs. Why thongs you ask, “because clothing is more useful than money. Money gets wasted too much while we pass it through people’s hands. Besides, the government has too much business controlling money flows. We don’t want money, we want what people can use”.

They ask that all the ladies send their used female thong underwear they won’t wear or don’t want to wear.

HERE

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2005

09

Jan

I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie

I used to be a gardener at Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie’s parents estate. Her dad caught me climbing up the laddis work to peek in her window, while she showered. I told him that I was just trimming the ivy, but he wouldn’t have it. There was a special bond between us and we exchanged emails. She has been a part-time contributor on our, and since she turned 18, I will totally ride her like she was the tractor mower.

Here is Minxy Winxy Pudding and Pie – Exposed.
That’s right bitch, I just made you famous.

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2005

09

Jan

I am – Camera Phone

If I could afford a cell phone, I would get one with a camera in it. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn’t be wearing a rope for a belt or a t-shirt from 1972, that I found in the alley outside our 1 bedroom apartment. It took hours to get the blood stains out. I would also have socks and underwear, shoes that I didn’t have to wear with plastic bags over my feet, and, most importantly, real alcohol to get me through the days, not this dollar store moonshine we made it the bathtub.

Moblog gallery of some perverted dildo owning exhibitionist, after the jump.





You can see more hardcore pics of Downtown Girl here

I am gonna make you famous, girl…

Update:

You can find a 20 page gallery of moblog pics here (sexblo.gs)

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2005

09

Jan

I am – Christina Aguilera's Bald Spot

Yeah – so she was dirty, got pierced and decided to go glam and get engaged to some scruffy homeless dude. She assaulted her hair up there, and now she is balding, but a bald x-tina is better than no x-tina…I remember when she was a genie in a bottel, rubbing her the right way was never an option for me, so I just rubbed myself instead….

More Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump


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2005

09

Jan

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Bald Spot

Yeah – so she was dirty, got pierced and decided to go glam and get engaged to some scruffy homeless dude. She assaulted her hair up there, and now she is balding, but a bald x-tina is better than no x-tina…I remember when she was a genie in a bottel, rubbing her the right way was never an option for me, so I just rubbed myself instead….

More Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump


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