Here is a new link list for ya’ll. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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Here is a new link list for ya’ll. If you would like to send me an intresting link you can always email me at: brad

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AFTER THE JUMP

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Ok, here is a really cool artist. During Bush Sr. he was harrassed for showing a crucifix in a bottle of his own urine, I know, I know, everyone and their grandma has one of those on the mantlepiece. .. more ATJ

Serrano has also taken pictures of the dead, a great series that first introduced me to his work. To question his pictures as unartistc shows that, well, as me mum would say “you’re a fuckwit”… mum has such a great way with words. No but seriously, the recent pictures of bodybuilders, transsexuals, and Klan members remind us that we are all part of society composed of many wierd, wonderful, disturbing, people. Serrano opts for the fringes, often the most fascinating.

links HERE
links HERE(a great gallery)
links HERE
links HERE(with others)
interview HERE

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This guy apparently hates Miss Lohan, and although we don’t feel the same yet, we still have to report it. We wouldn’t be the home of Lohan if we didn’t now would we.

“I therefore dislike Lindsay Lohan because she makes me feel like I have to be a redhead with a fake ass tan and a ton of makeup and gigantic fake breasts to be attractive. But there’s more behind it…”

View the full Rant with Pictures (nip slip inluded)HERE

More Lohan Haters after the Jump

basicly, my hatred for lindsay started in summer 2001. my best friend went on vacation to florida, and met lindsay there. (her dad knew her mom) anyway, she said Lindsay was polite, shook her hand and said hello, whatever. Well, they were sitting by a pool talking, and a girl (she said about 9 or 10 years old) came up to her and asked her for her autograph, and Lindsay said “umm.. im on vacation.” and just stared at the girl, my friend watched, and was just shocked. and the fan just walked away. she also said, lindsays little brother cody or somthing was really rude and spoiled.

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The Kosher series continues:

“All plants are kosher, but not all animals, birds or fish. Animals must not only fit the criteria in Leviticus but must also be killed in a special manner and have all the blood removed before the meat can be eaten by Jews.”

“These are the animals which you are permitted to eat … anything which has a completely split hoof and chews the cud, this you may eat …”
(Leviticus 11:2-3)

Previously: Part 1

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so this morning after my daily tea with Mohammed in nothing but my glittering gold turban and the hookah pipe wrapped around my nude, nude, naked body, i decided that i need a different kind of exotic experience. i felt like everything possible had been accomplished or attempted by me. i wandered the streets (after putting a robe on, and unwrapping the hookah pipe and Mohammed from my nude nude naked body, i went out to find more Mexicans. i was craving mimosas more than anything i had ever desired, my mouth was whetted with anticipation and i was salivating out of control. Something needed to stop this, i needed to put my mouth around something, and soon or i might just grab anyone, which is what usually happens. No complaints though gentleman, you have each been rather good in satisfying my hungry animalistic desires. So i stumble into this library for some religious sect, and there doesn’t seem to be any Mexicans within the entire building! Just when i am about to take out my baggy to snort myself a better time, my wishes are answered. i hear the brush of a broom and i know that the one i seek has been sent. i turn around just in time to untie my robe and wrap my legs around his dark, Mexican body before we fall to the floor. The owner of the library seems a little wary, and out of respect for his religion, the Mexican broom master and i leave and go into the alley down the street. He carries me over his shoulder so i have a great view of his behind, which i visible from above, down into his overalls. He lets me down and presses me against the brick wall with his two hands. My legs wrap around his torso again, and my hands do magic. ..

A LOT MORE AFTER THE JUMP

he has never been with a woman like me, which is obvious because of how eager he is to rip off my garter belt which i managed to put on before i left. He is sucking and biting me everywhere and the pain makes me yelp with sheer ecstasy and sigh into his ear. i am breathing deeply into his neck and he keeps putting his mouth on me and hurting me with his teeth and i start to push my pelvis deeper into his groin because i want it so bad and i am staining his pants because i am so wet. He loves it and laughs before he rips into me from the front. i cant even balance myself because although i have had plenty of Mexicans, i was never pressed against a wall in an alley with homeless men walking by winking at me. The whole ordeal gets me off even more and i keep saying oh god into his ears and trying to suck his tongue off and grabbing his pecs and pushing myself off the wall and deeper into him. i push faster and faster and i am bouncing up and down and laughing and his head is between by breasts and i no longer know what i am doing, just what feels good and i take my legs and put them up as far as i can go as he holds me into him and i thank all those years my parents sent me to ballet as i keep taking it until i come and he comes harder and then we fuck some more because he is still hard and hey, threir is a penis inside of me and then he lets me down, smiling, and i am smirking because i just got exactly what i needed and then he pulls his pants back up, puts my garter in his pocket, hands me my robe, and we walk to his truck (which is bright yellow and reminds me of those fabulous buckets) and drives me home, back to Mohammed. You can tell that mo is thinking something, but he doesn’t have much time to form any thoughts against me or give me a side glance because i pull him into our marble bathroom to give myself a good cleaning after the alley this afternoon and give him some fun after that yellow made me remember Jose and his mop, and got me off, again.

Related Topics:

I am-hitting the parade /I am – Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie /I am – all for sexual favors/I am – magic moments with minx /i am-throwing alcohol on you and then tossing the match /
I am – Democracy /I am – dancing like a slut on fire /I am – black whole theory

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Keeping the vibe alive, with this site I am trying to help re-vamp because the content is incredible….remember send in your stories and CC us!!!

Today’s Story After the Jump

Pledge Party
Date: Nov 23, 2004
Category: Gangbang
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 44.44% – 9 vote(s)

Some years ago we had sex with 14 college boysSome years ago my wife during a rather steamy session of intercourse confessed to having a desire for group sex .. a sex perty with horny young men taking her ads I watched and masturbated ( for long time we enjoyed going to gay bars and leering at the beautiful guys on stage and she got wet masturbating me under tables as I looked at the bare cocks bouncing ! )

Our chance arrived when she paraded around naked on our patio, knowing the college boy next door was spying .. I bumped into him that night at the local Safeway and told him I knew of his spying sand maybe he and some friends might enjoy somthing more personal .. He said OK and I asked him to call his friends.. as many as possible.. that my wife was ready to fuck… I went home and after kissing my wife, told her that I had a surprise waiting.. sghe giggled and grabbed my crotch ” no sweetie not just old Mr familiar here but how about a party ? Say a dozen boys doing you a;; night ?” She knew I was jokiung until I signalled to thre cars in the cul de sac and several young studs got out and said hello as Iushered them past her into the family room … She blushed then kissed me her nipples already rock hard as she joined the boys and as she said hello she felt each one’s crotch as they undressed

I n short oreder there were over a dozen naked college boys with beautiful erections taking turns fucking my wife as she lay spread wide on the carpet in front of the fireplace each boy performing bareback ( per her wet dream fantasy ) and yours truly taking the liberty of sucking several boys wet limp penises after cumming in her all in al i counted 14 boyswho fucked her all at least twice and three studs doing her 3 times and moi adding my own load after the boys had done her ,, we bothfell as leep naked ands dripping semen with a boy on each side of us ..

SexualStoryBook

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Riv is some gay ass t-shirt company that will probably get to the Von Dutch level because the guys behind it are friends with useless celebrities like Wilmer Valderamma (illegal alien), Freddie Prinze Jr and Danny Masterson….This is some O.C. Gayness if you ask me, which you didn’t

Their mantra is Mexico, Puck, Surf and Hollywood…they claim to be to be inspired by all things pure, I am guessing nice Columbian and I am not talking about that Valderamma Lohan-Fucker….I am talking about cocaine asshole.

They also claim to be influenced by Spaghetti Westerns…and the Fish Taco stand, what a load of shit these bandwagon jumping hipster twats came up with…no wait it gets better…

“To us Riv is a blank slate, an open Canvas”….

We know RIV is funded by the rich parents of the people involved, but at least they gave their kids an outlet for their retarded ideas…

Pics OF C-LISTERS IN RIV AFTER THE JUMP

Wilmer Valderamma, I may have jumped the border but now I am on TV

Freddie Prinze Jr, I would like to thank my illegitimate father for his name, it got me places…

Before he was famous, he almost got deported 2-time…

I mean 4 times

Visit Riv HERE

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