AOL Music loves Lohan and so do we…so I guess we have something in common. Although i think we have diferent reasons. They have some of her videos and an interview so you can see her fake sing…but we still love her

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If you are jewish like me, you will love this site. Their motto is “A website even your mother would love” so it has to be great right. Dont miss the fun and games section!

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You need to read this site…it’s the best thing I have come across all year! Sex change operation testimonials. Ridiculous!

“PARTS ARE STILL SWOLLEN BUT THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED”

“He is my most recent sexual reassignment surgeon. I trust him. ”

“soon after my return home, I discovered my vagina was too shallow.”

“Cosmetically the appearance of my vagina is convincing and I am able to urinate in a steady stream with no problem”

HERE

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First she sucks dick
Then she joins the circus

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First she sucks dick
Then she joins the circus

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Did you ever watch the show Boy Meets World? Did you ever fantasize about stroking the kid for the wonder years in ways you wouldn’t want your dad to know about? Either did I you fucking pervert. But I do remember the love interest in the show was a girl named Topanga.

What I didn’t realize is that she is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

Fergie – HERE
Topanga – HERE

This is bigger than Marilyn Manson being Paul from the Wonder Years…this is the kind of hard hitting journalism that makes you friends.

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Taking after her sister, Nicky decides it’s time to show the world that she doesn’t need to respect the hem-line of her outfits. She’s all like “paris shows the world her snatch in a movie that made her famous, and then follows up with countless panty shots/nip slips, well it’s my turn now!!” So she goes out, with a crew and a sexy little number and is all like “look i wear panties too”

Nicky Hilton Panties HERE (Getty Images Yo)

In other news, she is having sex with a 14 year old boy, I think this may be malcom in the middle…here

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I have never been to LA, I have made this clear before. I have never been to clubs, I never get past the doorman because of the homeless look. My ripped soiled jeans, and the lack of showers I take, not to mention my low income prevent me from seeing these girls. Thanks to the crazy people at this site who made a calendar of the hottest girls who work in LA clubs. If you’re cool you will recognize some of them from partying one night and being completely blown off by a whore of a waitress, for the others like me, let’s hold hand and dream

Envy LA Calendar – HERE

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I was just surfing alcohol sites, because that is what I do. Since I can’t afford the brand name booze, I like to cock tease myself. I know I drink a ton of alcool, and any other moonshine/bathtub whiskey, but a man is allowed to dream, isn’t he? I would compare this alcohol surfing to an old impotent man surfing teen porn, or a poor kid checkin out the Gucci website or the Ferrari website. That being said, the hottest thing right now in alcohol is the BacardiLive site. It takes a little bit of work to get in, like entering your birthday and shit, but if you click on the “Picture” section you will see a ton of hot girls you would never have a chance to seduce…so if you are lookin for hot pics go to BacardiLive, the best ad campaign I have ever seen.

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Yeah

I have 1 hour left to get my google images of the day out there, otherwise I miss my window, which is only 24 hours long. It’s like a backseat abortion going to far.

The word for our Google Image search today is ORAL
The results are HERE

This book is better than Oral

The oral was so intense, her hair went all afro like a jew

This reminds me of Oral with Daddy

This stache is great for Oral

The Infamous XRAY ORAL

XRAY ORAL 2

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