Spam of the day – Get it..

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: Kris C. Tenderness (hangleit@comidamexicana.com)

Hi, Jesus !

I’m from Moscow in the Russia, I am a dreamer of the kind of issue you were discussing on the net when I visited it.I hope you are getting me on what I mean, I’m in a country where expressing your feelings is not easy;

Actually I’m Idle not doing anything at the moment but I think we can be friends if you don’t mind.Because of my interest I don’t have friends, but I know you could be the one who can make me happy.By the way, are you interested in virgins? because i am. I’m a virgins girl fucker fan and am looking for a guy to be my mate, like two guys who opened

http://lKhl.hanarob.com/index.html

I hope to hear from you soon. Please do reply.

Yours friend to be,
Ruslan.

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Many of you probably know about the Hebrew Hammer Movie Starring Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick.

If you dont’ then check out the website here, but don’t bother watching it.

The purpose of this entry is to introduce you to the real hebrew hammer, Nathaniel Green.

Nathaniel is the proprietor of http://www.hebrewhammer.com
His website has a hideous layout
He features his mom
His cat who he has named Professor Emmie.
Himself
And his dead dog

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Big Boobies
Sleazy newspaper contest
Tasteless photos =
Great Honor

College Girl Keeley triumphed over thousands of other hopefuls to win the Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest

See Keeley

Happy Birthday Jesus.

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DMX was busted for speeding, but this is what they had to say:

Simmons shouldn’t have been behind the wheel in the first place given that his license was suspended following his guilty plea for the airport fiasco, which involved him crashing his SUV through the gates of a parking lot at Kennedy Airport, impersonating an FBI (news – web sites) agent and attempting to carjack a bystander, all while wigged out on Valium.

When I am on valium all I do is play videogames until i pass the fuck out…I have never thought about pretending to be an FBI agent out of the movies… occassionally I have worn high heels.. but it was just for jokes….

The DMX story
Here

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Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

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Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

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For all those dirty minded parents and children, brothers and sisters, grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, nephews, uncles and nieces, and half brothers and half sisters ou there. Just a friendly reminder that Incest laws prohibit sexual activity between family members. So keep your hands clean.

Found out more

Here

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Club Paris in Orlando is offering up a chance to party with a real live useless hooker for an easy price of 199$. Thats street corner robbery.

See ad here

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Hi,

This is my first post so I thought I should introduce myself. I am a lawyer who work full time for the drunken Stepfather. You would think since I only take of the legal “issues” for one man I would have alot of free time to pursue other clients. But the stepfather has quite a few cases pending so I will only post when I can.

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Today’s up and coming star is Ron Korb. Ron has a great website and a lot of info that involves his flutist career. I strongly recommend you show your love and support to Ron here.

My affinity for the flute is simple, when I was a really young boy in mexico, before my mother threw me over the Texan border, I was in the choir. I remember after choir practice my teacher would bring me into his office. In Mexico, an office meant behind the well where got the water. He would pull off his pants and make me play the skin flute. It didn’t make and nice sounds, but the more I blew that more bigger and louder it got.

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