It is going to be a slow couple of days on here, because of vacation and the new year and all that shit.. we are drinking heavily and putting less focus on delivering the goods. We do have our priorities in order, because I don’t remember the last time you gave me a false sense of happiness.

Keep checking back…because 2005 is made for drunken stepfathers….

Happy New Year – You Twats..

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When white power people decide to make porn. This is what happens…they go out and find black hookers and the totally treat them like shit….

I don’t find this hot, but it does remind me of when I was a gardener for this very rich family. I once went through his shed and found a huge collection of gay porn and women’s lingerie. There was a box of pictures of him dressed in lingerie, I spoke to one of the maids one day on a cigarette break and she told me about how he liked to get on all fours and have her insert random objects in his ass. I think his favorite was spicy sauusage, but he would also insert eggs and other food products.

The Nazi Porn Intro

HERE

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So we are keeping the google image search alive.
Today’s word is Hiker.

The results can be seen here

My top 5 are:

Sexy Plaid Hiker

Lesbian Hiker with a (Rock and Roll Belt)

Will Never Be a Real Model hiker

Pregnant and Bearded Hiker

Hard Bodied Hiker

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She plays Lois Lane on Smallville.
She is from Canada.
She has a topless scene in a movie.
I like young girls and boobs.
She is in a thong – we all know that it’s all about the boyshort.
That’s what the girls tell me….
This clip is worth checking out.

HERE

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Word on the street is that John Mayer likes giving rim jobs. After a recent concert, Mayer got hot and heavy with a fan and asked her if he could, um, go backstage. I wonder if that’s what’s going on here

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I’m always runinng into trouble trying to get deaf whores to understand what I want. With this guide though my problems may be over.

How to talk to deaf hookers, a pictorial. HERE

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This is a poem I found on the internet about stepfathers.

STEPFATHERS
S****Strength
T****Tough
E****Everknowing
P****Patient
F****Forward
A****Able
T****Time
H****Healers
E****Eternal
R****Real
S****Sensitive

STRENGTH to know that it is TOUGHto be a Stepfather, but EVERKNOWINGthat PATIENCE itselve will sustain him!FORWARD enough to stand his groundand ABLE enough to stand back!TIME stands still for years as thehurt HEALS and REAL love becomesETERNAL. SENSITIVE enough to knowthat love is thicker than blood!

This woman is insane, check out her site she beat me on google….

Here

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The problem with being a drunk is that I don’t remember if I ever posted this or not…

I would be very interested in knowing if I have.

I do not have a search function or a log of what has been posted.

I should be organized – but as a drunk, organization doesn’t really happen.

This is Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Link.
I am sure it is nothing original

When I was young, I was molested by my school teacher. She had a thing for mexican boys…she made me fist her. It was sick. In a good way!

HERE

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Over the past year there has been plenty of celebrity boob exposures. Our good friends at fleshbot have gone to the trouble of compiling a list of the Top Celebrity Boobage Moments of 2004. This covers all the great moments of 2004 for the perverted stepfather. From Adriana Lima Nipple Slip, Beyoncé Nipple Slip, Britney Nipple Slip Outtake? Charlotte Church’s Nipple, Janet Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow Nip Slip, Heidi Klum Nipple Slip, Lindsay Lohan Nipple Alert, Mandy Moore Nipple Slip,
Peek-A-Boo Paris Hilton, Serena Williams Exposed, Tara Reid Boob Slip

All here

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What did people type into google, yahoo, msn etc to get to our little site you wonder. Well wonder no more as this popular feauture is back.

Retro Smut (#8 result on Google)
ezShare pissing (#2 result on Google)
Chyna’s clit (#20 on Google)
paris hilton wedgie (#6 on Google)
pamela anderson stephen dorf (#1 on Yahoo)

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