Word on the street is that John Mayer likes giving rim jobs. After a recent concert, Mayer got hot and heavy with a fan and asked her if he could, um, go backstage. I wonder if that’s what’s going on here

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I’m always runinng into trouble trying to get deaf whores to understand what I want. With this guide though my problems may be over.

How to talk to deaf hookers, a pictorial. HERE

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This is a poem I found on the internet about stepfathers.

STEPFATHERS
S****Strength
T****Tough
E****Everknowing
P****Patient
F****Forward
A****Able
T****Time
H****Healers
E****Eternal
R****Real
S****Sensitive

STRENGTH to know that it is TOUGHto be a Stepfather, but EVERKNOWINGthat PATIENCE itselve will sustain him!FORWARD enough to stand his groundand ABLE enough to stand back!TIME stands still for years as thehurt HEALS and REAL love becomesETERNAL. SENSITIVE enough to knowthat love is thicker than blood!

This woman is insane, check out her site she beat me on google….

Here

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The problem with being a drunk is that I don’t remember if I ever posted this or not…

I would be very interested in knowing if I have.

I do not have a search function or a log of what has been posted.

I should be organized – but as a drunk, organization doesn’t really happen.

This is Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Link.
I am sure it is nothing original

When I was young, I was molested by my school teacher. She had a thing for mexican boys…she made me fist her. It was sick. In a good way!

HERE

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Over the past year there has been plenty of celebrity boob exposures. Our good friends at fleshbot have gone to the trouble of compiling a list of the Top Celebrity Boobage Moments of 2004. This covers all the great moments of 2004 for the perverted stepfather. From Adriana Lima Nipple Slip, Beyoncé Nipple Slip, Britney Nipple Slip Outtake? Charlotte Church’s Nipple, Janet Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow Nip Slip, Heidi Klum Nipple Slip, Lindsay Lohan Nipple Alert, Mandy Moore Nipple Slip,
Peek-A-Boo Paris Hilton, Serena Williams Exposed, Tara Reid Boob Slip

All here

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What did people type into google, yahoo, msn etc to get to our little site you wonder. Well wonder no more as this popular feauture is back.

Retro Smut (#8 result on Google)
ezShare pissing (#2 result on Google)
Chyna’s clit (#20 on Google)
paris hilton wedgie (#6 on Google)
pamela anderson stephen dorf (#1 on Yahoo)

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This guy has a nipple because of skin grafts and decided to pierce it. Thats just weird.

Scott was the victim of a mobile home fire at the age of 15 and was burned over 85% of his body. To re-grow skin on his legs they, “Used skin from his chest in a skin graft,” as Scott tells it. Hence when the skin grew, “A nipple grew too and I thought it was cool to pierce it,” explains Scott.

Scott also claims that just like a real one, it gets hard to colder temps and “rubbing”.

Details and Photos HERE

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Are you in searching for a site with facts you will never need. Well I got the perfect site for you.

You wil learn things like:
When frightened, an angler fish’s lure can glow as brightly as a 45 Watt light bulb

and

The average person says around 7,200 words every day.

HERE

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Who knew jackie Burkhardt and Meg Griffin were really Jews all this time. Now I know why she was so sluty with Kelso; she’s a jewish slut! And you our loyal readers know jow much the drunken stpfather likes jewish sluts.

Crappy Writeup:
You know Mila as the hot girl (Jackie Burkhardt) on That 70’s Show. But I bet you didn’t know that she moved to Los Angeles from the Ukraine at age 7. Mila’s first language is Russian, and she also speaks Spanish.

She plays a ditzy character on TV, but Mila actually works very hard, and she is known for being a driven worker. In fact, when she tried out for her role on That 70’s Show, she lied about her age to get the part. She was only 15, making her the youngest of the cast by a few years. She told the directors she was 17!

Pics
Mila Kunis Sex Orgy, fakes (NSFW)

Mila’s Maxim Cover

Mila with Elisha cuthbert (Maxim Spread)

Mila Kissing

Find out more HERE (IMDB)

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Looking for the latest shots of Pam Anderson and Stephan Dorf making out at the beach? Well me either but here are the pics anyway. As an added bonus you an also see pam with her new rat dog (a little late on that trend).

HEREVia ohnotheydidnt

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