Today’s dead celebrity of the day is Maurice Chevalier, the frenchman who took America by storm in the early twentieth century. He sang a drunk stepfather favorite, “Thank Heaven for Little Girls,” in the movie Gigi (lyrics below). Is there anything more scary then a french guy singing about little girls? Although, my grandmother says he is an anti-semite so I dont know if I should love him or hate him.

Hollywood musical “Innocents of Paris” in 1929, just two years after Al Jolson made history with the first all-talking motion picture. He was nominated for Academy Awards for The Love Parade (1929/1930) and The Big Pond (1929/1930). Making a dozen movies over the next seven years, Chevalier and his songs, such as “Mimi”, “Louise”, and “Valentine”, became internationally popular. In the late 1950’s his appearances in the movies “Gigi” and “Love in the Afternoon” started his second film career. In 1959 he received a special Academy Award for his contributions to the world of entertainment.

Maurice Chevalier retired from the stage in 1968, a show business legend. His last work, the title song of the Disney movie The Aristocats, was made in 1970. He died in Paris on January 1, 1972.

Lyrics:
Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!

Thank heaven… thank heaven…
Thank heaven for little girls!

Find out more HERE

Pics HERE

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The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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Petra Nemcova – supermodel – sports illustrated slut was vacationing in a beach front bungalow with her photographer boyfriend when the wave hit. Rumor is she was stuck in a tree for numerous hours while her boyfriend still hasn’t been found.

This is a sad story and I have nothing funny to say about it….because I am not funny. But one time when in mexico, I decided to sneak into a resort at Cancun, even though it was far from my native Mexico City…. I got caught in the undertoe, but was saved my some fat white american middle aged man…i think it is comparable. On a similar note, that was the day that I knew I would devote my life to American Culture….

The story is HERE

Some pics to get you through the crisis.

AND SWIMSUIT CLIP HERE (ezshare)

THERE

Hospital Pics I am – Supermodel Tsunami Revisited

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Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus died for my sins…anyway, the old lady wasn’t impressed when I pulled it out and started jerking off…but the thing you all have to realize is that when I get hard, I need to cum, there are no ifs ands or buts about it….it’s like when you have to pee, and there is a public washroom at the next exit…you will normally make the stop….

The Leonardo story is here – but pictures of his woman Gisele are at the bottom of this post.

LEONARDO DiCAPRIO remains unfazed by onscreen nudity, despite spending days being filmed naked for his latest movie.

DiCaprio’s role as HOWARD HUGHES in THE AVIATOR required him to strip off for a series of love scenes, most of which ended up on the cutting room floor.

But being naked didn’t bother DiCaprio: “I didn’t think about the nudity that much. There was a lot more naked stuff in the movie that they didn’t show.

“I was nude for a good couple of days being filmed.”

Gisele Backside Here

Gisele Frontside Here

Gisele Fake Here

Gisele and Leo Here

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Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus died for my sins…anyway, the old lady wasn’t impressed when I pulled it out and started jerking off…but the thing you all have to realize is that when I get hard, I need to cum, there are no ifs ands or buts about it….it’s like when you have to pee, and there is a public washroom at the next exit…you will normally make the stop….

The Leonardo story is here – but pictures of his woman Gisele are at the bottom of this post.

LEONARDO DiCAPRIO remains unfazed by onscreen nudity, despite spending days being filmed naked for his latest movie.

DiCaprio’s role as HOWARD HUGHES in THE AVIATOR required him to strip off for a series of love scenes, most of which ended up on the cutting room floor.

But being naked didn’t bother DiCaprio: “I didn’t think about the nudity that much. There was a lot more naked stuff in the movie that they didn’t show.

“I was nude for a good couple of days being filmed.”

Gisele Backside Here

Gisele Frontside Here

Gisele Fake Here

Gisele and Leo Here

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This cult movie has inspired me to make my own film. If I told you want it was about, then you would steal my idea and make yourself famous, wouldn’t you cunt?!!? I am just teasing. I love you and need you in my life.

Follow the link to this video and enjoy, it was the original reality TV show….a bunch of drunk heavy metal fans being interviewed before a Judas Priest show. I was at this show, I am in this video…try to find me

HERE

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This cult movie has inspired me to make my own film. If I told you want it was about, then you would steal my idea and make yourself famous, wouldn’t you cunt?!!? I am just teasing. I love you and need you in my life.

Follow the link to this video and enjoy, it was the original reality TV show….a bunch of drunk heavy metal fans being interviewed before a Judas Priest show. I was at this show, I am in this video…try to find me

HERE

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This is a link to a site that teaches people to be pornstars, I think. I don’t know how much effort it really takes to be a pornstar, it’s all about popping a cialis. The guys who don’t pass the test, or don’t perform get fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s a great concept and it reminds me of my years in prison.

Here

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This is a link to a site that teaches people to be pornstars, I think. I don’t know how much effort it really takes to be a pornstar, it’s all about popping a cialis. The guys who don’t pass the test, or don’t perform get fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s a great concept and it reminds me of my years in prison.

Here

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