I remember watching the Drew Carey show, back when I was a fan of Roseanne. I could really appreciate blue collar – unhappy people …it represented my life…and still does, only now instead of working in the factory..i collect welfare.

Follow this link and you will see the guy from The Drew Carey Show Grabbing some Big Mimi Rogers’ titties…

Note: It may not be the guy from the Drew Carey Show, but I like to pretend I know what I am talking about…

HERE

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I think you should buy yourself a bottle of Pherlure – It will get you laid. I used it and secured an orgy… but if you can’t hook that up …don’t say I promised anything. Immigration is already on my ass…and you know how it is….

Pherlure

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This is a clip I was told about a long time ago. I had this perverted friend we called Uno. He told me he loved Rocco and all Rocco Porn, he told me his favorite scene was when Rocco is banging a girl and gives her a royal flush…this is when you stick someone’s head in the toilet and flush….

I never saw the clip until wtfpeople.com posted it.

I hate porn – you unrefined perverts…

Rocco Flush – Here

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We are the 6th result on Google for the term “I am a rapist”
I don’t think my father is proud…
I don’t know if I am proud…
But it is still pretty funny…

HERE

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Ludacris has a foot fetish…scroll down to read the story… and to find foot fetish links.

I don’t have a foot fetish … I have a chicken foot fetish…everytime I get it on with a girl, I like her to rock my ball sack with a fresh chicken foot…here

LUDACRIS’S ‘FOOT FETISH’ DETERMINES WHO HE DATES
American rapper LUDACRIS’ “foot fetish” is so strong – he places “beautiful feet” at the top of his girlfriend wish list.

While the ONE MINUTE MAN star abhors hairy legs on a lover, he finds a woman’s feet a real turn-on especially when she has had them covered up by a pair of boots.
Of dating girl with physical imperfections such as pimples, he says, “I have. I try not to judge. I let God judge.

“But I definitely love girls with beautiful feet. I have a foot fetish. Messed up feet man, sometimes she can trick me and just wear boots and not even show her feet. But when I see the feet, it’s a wrap.

“And I don’t like girls with hairy legs. I kind of like it to be nice and smooth. A little hair never hurt anybody. But when it gets a little too much, that’s when it’s not good anymore.”


Picture 1 – Eating Foot
Picture 2 – Foot Job (NSFW)
Picture 3 – More Foot Jobs (NSFW)
Picture 4 – Massaging Feet
Picture 5- Lickin’ Her Feet

Mainstream Foot Fetish DVD Pussy Footn’ – HERE
Internet Foot Fetish Website and free video – HERE

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Her Dad is a Rolling Stone… She is a model…I am a drunken stepfather.
She sees ghosts at her dad’s house in France
The story is here and is about as interesting as it sounds.
If you make it to the end – you will find links to her pictures.
Visual aids are fucking porno..there should be more on this site in the New Year!

LANCOME model ELIZABETH JAGGER believes famous father MICK’s house in France is haunted.

The British beauty, 20, who has followed in mother JERRY HALL’s catwalk footsteps, is convinced the ROLLING STONES frontman’s Gallic abode contains the ghost of a woman – which has also been witnessed by her younger siblings.

Jagger explains, “When I was three I saw the ghost of a woman holding her head under her arm.

“My sister GEORGIA saw the ghost when she was four and my brother GABRIEL keeps talking to her now.”


Here

Here

Here (with daddy)

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Here is the story…Ellen dumps her ex wife for some girl on some tv show called something like Arrested Development. Ellen remains a lesbian, and as her career sky rockets with voice appearances in Finding Nemo and her own Daytime Talk show…she feels as though she is too good for the old – and that it’s time to bring in the new…fucking lesbians…

Comedienne ELLEN DEGENERES’s new actress lover PORTIA DE ROSSI is removing all traces of her previous girlfriend following their high-profile split earlier this month (DEC04).

Chat show host DeGeneres ended her four-year relationship with photographer-director ALEXANDRA HEDISON on 10 December (04) and is reportedly sharing her Hollywood mansion with Australian-born ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT actress De Rossi, who recently left RINGO STARR’s step-daughter FRANCESCA GREGORINI.

American gossip site PAGESIX,COM reports the former ALLY McBEAL beauty has made an appointment with a dermatologist to have the initials ‘FG’ removed from her ring finger.
As for reports the new couple are planning for a baby, a source says, “Portia has said many times she does not want to have a baby. She’s only interested in her career right now and doesn’t really even want kids in the long run.

“Francesca wanted a baby badly, and that was a huge issue for them.”

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Here is the story…Ellen dumps her ex wife for some girl on some tv show called something like Arrested Development. Ellen remains a lesbian, and as her career sky rockets with voice appearances in Finding Nemo and her own Daytime Talk show…she feels as though she is too good for the old – and that it’s time to bring in the new…fucking lesbians…

Comedienne ELLEN DEGENERES’s new actress lover PORTIA DE ROSSI is removing all traces of her previous girlfriend following their high-profile split earlier this month (DEC04).

Chat show host DeGeneres ended her four-year relationship with photographer-director ALEXANDRA HEDISON on 10 December (04) and is reportedly sharing her Hollywood mansion with Australian-born ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT actress De Rossi, who recently left RINGO STARR’s step-daughter FRANCESCA GREGORINI.

American gossip site PAGESIX,COM reports the former ALLY McBEAL beauty has made an appointment with a dermatologist to have the initials ‘FG’ removed from her ring finger.
As for reports the new couple are planning for a baby, a source says, “Portia has said many times she does not want to have a baby. She’s only interested in her career right now and doesn’t really even want kids in the long run.

“Francesca wanted a baby badly, and that was a huge issue for them.”

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Lohan – is in hot demand for New Years Eve…

This is how the story goes – I have no source – I just steal random things from all over the place
She needs to party in Miami with Alba (DJ AM’s party is in South Beach also and Valderamma is hosting it, maybe they will kiss at the stroke of midnight, or maybe she will have a stroke from all the YAY)

LINDSAY LOHAN is so in demand over New Year’s Eve (31DEC04) – she has commitments at different end of the United States within hours of each other.

The ubiquitous MEAN GIRLS actress, 18, who was recently hospitalised for exhaustion, has agreed to host a party at South Beach’s Opium Garden in California with JESSICA ALBA – as well as perform on MTV’s TOTAL REQUEST LIVE late on 31 December (04) in New York city.
It is then believed Lohan will fly to Miami, Florida in a private jet.

A source says, “She will have to get through all the New Year traffic to Teterboro (Airport), fly to Miami and then drive from the airport.

“I don’t know what she is thinking. No way she’ll make it to that club before 4am.”

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I stopped watching this trailer park smut when John Tesh left to launch his music career with Kathy Lee Gifford….but here is there list of

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Michael Jackson
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Paris Hilton
6. Britney Spears
7. Brad Pitt
8. Nicole Kidman
9. Tom Cruise
10. Sarah Jessica Parker
11. Leonardo DiCaprio
12. Janet Jackson
13. Bill Clinton
14. Martha Stewart
15. Ben Affleck
16. Fantasia Barrino
17. Julia Roberts
18. Jessica Simpson
19. Gwyneth Paltrow
20. Jude Law

**Note Commentary on each celebrity to come later today… so keep coming back…it is that exciting

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