“Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.”

This is some article about a condition where women have sex in their sleep, but I’m too drunk to read it so check it out yourself if your intrested.

HERE

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The Drunken Stepfather loves to sin, I should know I am his lawyer. But i think out of all the 7 deadly sins lust is his favorite by a mile. Find out if your soul has been polluted by lust too.

HERE

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We love Jews and celebrities here at DS and thought what could be better then starting a feature that pairs the two.

Today’s Jewish Celeb is Lindsay Sloane.
Lindsay was in some good movies, like Sabrina Down Under and the hilarious cheerleader movie, Bring It On. She has played in too many television shows and movies to list, but some other highlights include: Miss Match, That 70’s Show, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Grosse Point, Dharma and Greg, and My So Called Life.

Lindsay is an alum of BBYO – The B’nai B’rith Youth Organization, so being Jewish has obviously been a big part of her life. Here’s a fun fact about Lindsay: She was the maid of honor at the wedding of Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Junior. Bet you didn’t know that (or care)!

See her pics, (i think i can see her nipple in the first one)
Here, Here

and HERE (topless)

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Dude – Larry Clark is a pimp. This guy is one of my influences. He is a photographer from Tulsa, and he used to have a speed addiction. One of his major books was Teenage Lust, that had pictures of youth naked. He has kept this theme going in a bunch of his movies, like Kids, Bully, Teenage Caveman etc. In Ken Park, a movie he made with his partner in Kids (Harmony Korine) he shows full on blowjob and threesomes and shit. This is before Gallo ripped them off and got Chloe Sevigny up on his jock (she is Korine’s girlfriend).

I would post the clips to the threesome and blowjob, but I am more interested in seeing a kid eat out a Soap Star named Maeve Quinlin.

Check out the page here

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Everyday we look at our extreme tracker to discover how do people find out on about us from the engines.

Here is How
MSN: lindsday lohan nude #3 (I Love Typos)
Google: kurt russell uncircumcised #3
Google “the kind of issue you were discussing” #1
MSN: bigboys.com pamela anderson #6

Well thats it for today

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I’m sick and tired of seeing bitches using urinals.

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gentleman please
talking is waste of my precious time
come to my house
i will meet you in the backyard
and we will have a fucking orgy.
i’ve been waiting for you all this time,
and no romance bulshit about fucking me through john malkovitch is going to get me off.
i need your greasy fucking sausage hands taking advantage of my nimble body.
i want to be broken in half.
just take advantage of me,
one at a time or everyone at once.
either way i want it now, everywhere, all the time, untill i cant take it anymore and cum like im some underaged private school gorl the first time the gym teacher inserts his austrian penis in her itsy bitsy teeny weeny vagina hole.

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To the people who visit this site….

Enjoy the weekend … I won’t be updating, but some people here may…

Merry Christmas … and Big Up to All Jews, enjoy the Boxing Day Sale, I know you love a great deal you thrifty shopper … you!

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While in Mexico, I got drunk on tequila one night at the age of 6 and made a bet with my priest that I could handle getting circumsized….so I did it and now I regret it.

I joined a support group and every night we discuss how we wish we never lost the most sensitive part of our penises…most guys blame their parents, I can only blame myself. I was young and influencable…like a 17 year old girl on coke….

Here is info on Foreskin Reconstruction

Here is a product that helps you re-grow a Foreskin

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I don’t care about celebrities unless they are hot, young and willing to please to further their careers. This is some random celeb stories that don’t get me hard..but make me laugh…if I knew how to laugh.

1 – Johnny Ramones Wife and Mother Fight Over His Estate here

2-Rod Stewart sleeps with a Transexual here

3-Pam Anderson Kisses Stephen Dorf here (She has Hepatitis, does he have a death wish)

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