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2004

29

Nov

I am – Steve Urkel’s Blog

Here

I didn’t read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you’re feeling brother.

I can’t relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup.

I think you looks like a pirate
or robin hood
i dig it
where is your eye patch – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Steve Urkel's Blog

Here

I didn’t read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you’re feeling brother.

I can’t relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup.

I think you looks like a pirate
or robin hood
i dig it
where is your eye patch – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jesus’ Gospel

This is my new daily feature, where I write about a social commentary

Today’s social commentary is on… Celebrity Sex Tapes.

It may be a publicity stunt, but who really cares, I get to watch famous people make fuck, so keep it up.

Bam “Here I am ” Margera is the latest sex tape

My commentary:

“She has implants and Fucks with her panties on, I haven’t decided if that is cool or not yet”

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jesus' Gospel

This is my new daily feature, where I write about a social commentary

Today’s social commentary is on… Celebrity Sex Tapes.

It may be a publicity stunt, but who really cares, I get to watch famous people make fuck, so keep it up.

Bam “Here I am ” Margera is the latest sex tape

My commentary:

“She has implants and Fucks with her panties on, I haven’t decided if that is cool or not yet”

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Camera Phone

You are always being watched
At any given time in the day someone may be taking pics of you
This site is for the perverts who take advantage of technolgy and unsuspecting ladies
This is voyeurism at it’s best
I never have the balls to do this shit
But I do find it funny
Get Mobile:

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Jordan Knight

Jordan Capri
Internet Teen Naked Model

I don’t need to know much more about her, like where she is from, and what her interests are because I have already seen her naked.

She currently doesn’t have an major deformities, but we will soon find out that she is an amputee, or a post-op New Kid on the Block.

Here is her striptease video
Notice the airbrush shirt that say “Delicious” … that is classy, they sell those at flea markets to fat black kids. Jordan Capri is Urban!

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2004

29

Nov

I am – Hobosexual

Yeah – I was tempted to contact this chick, but then I thought to myself she’s nothing special. all girls like rear love.

Today…girls need to lose their virginity at the age of 15, otherwise they are considered losers.
By the age of 16 they have already gone to Oral Sex Parties, dude – I watch Oprah.
By 17 they are already taking it up the ass…it is the best contraceptive and it brings back memories of the first incest porn I ever saw called “Sharon”.

It was about a daughter and father’s love affair in Georgia and another daughter’s jealousy. Leroy, the bowling partner, was forced to “put it in her shit shoot” because Pa didn’t want his daughter having any “bastard babies”…

Other lines from the movie that are etched in my brain are: “the juice that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn this from your mother”

this movie make be the reason I am the way i am today….

My blog title has nothing to do with this blog entry, but I am new to this. For lovers of Old Hobos and Railroad men – Click here

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2004

25

Nov

I am – Not Wearing a Bra

I was reading TheSuperficial.com and came across this !!

I always knew this horse-headed starlet was ugly. I always knew she had horrible taste. I always hated the fact that she was a raver, and above all I hated her “hardcore” image. Dude, she’s a fuckin popstar, it’s not like she’s a gangsta rapper.

Point of the story is that Pink has a beer belly… more importantly is that Pink’s name is Pink.. does anyone else see a problem with that?

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2004

25

Nov

I am – Tinnitis

Tinnitis is the constant ringing in your ear. I often feel that annoying. But I continue to bring it….

These people have taught me the art of female ejaculation….

Did you know that all women are “capable of female ejaculation” and “Female ejaculation is very real, and scientific studies that are reviewed in my book & video The Art of Female Ejaculation document that it is not pee, but rather similar to prostate fluid which comes from the Skenes glands.”

I didn’t realize the word “pee” was the scientific term for urine.

Tinnitis says that this blog is too sexual, too perverted. I am going to go find things that don’t involve genitals or brazilian farting. Maybe I will write a song, or a poem or a monologue. Maybe I will write journal entries about my daily activities or my opinion on worldly things and social commentary. Maybe I should take advantage of the internet and use it as my “voice”…maybe I would if I didn’t hate those kind of people. I don’t care what you think, just as much as you don’t care what I think.

In the meantime, if you wanna see the Holistic Wisdom people in Action click this link

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2004

25

Nov

I am – Feeling “THIS” Big

“2 hours of daily treatment for 12 months will give the same final result as 12 hours daily for 2 months. You can also take a break for a period of time without diminishing the final result. Refraining from using the FastSize-Extender does not result in “losingâ€? part of the enlargement already gained.”

Fuck that – I plan on buying one of these and rocking it for 24 hours a day. I think it would look great under a nice pair of jogging pants.

If you don’t believe me read the testimonials:

Here is what Ray had to say:

“I ordered and have been wearing the FS-Extender since January 24/99 I am sure you will like this one! In the 17 days that I have had the device, I have only been able to wear it 54.5 hours (because of the above problems). Some days I have not worn it at all because the head of the penis is sore from previous wearing. However, there is a DRAMATIC size difference. In flaccid state, there has been an increase of 4.5 – 5.0 cm which does not diminish. In addition, there has been an increase in girth about equal to girth when erect before starting your treatment. This does not go away and is not swelling. I am keeping very detailed records on an electronic spread sheet, with daily notes. I would appreciate your feedback and advice as soon as possible. I started using the Extender on Jan. 24/99, today is Mar. 25/99
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Jan. 24/03: 5 cm
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Mar. 25/03: 9 cm
Much thanks!Ray, Florida ”

No Ray, Thank you….

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