Somewhere 0n this site it says that the most used named for boy babies is Jacob and the top name for girls is Emma..the top name for hermaphrodite babies is Conchitto, because only spics make good hermes (not the fashion house)

I am surprised the names I wanted to name my kids aren’t on the list – Scrotum for a boy and Muslim for a girl..

BabyCenter’s Top 10 Girl Names for 2004 (2003) are:
1) Emma (Emily)
2) Madison (Emma)
3) Emily (Madison)
4) Kaitlyn (Hannah)
5) Hailey (Hailey)
6) Olivia (Sarah)
7) Isabella (Kaitlyn)
8) Hannah (Isabella)
9) Sarah (Olivia)
10) Abigail (Abigail)

BabyCenter’s Top 10 Boy Names for 2004 (2003) are:
1) Jacob (Jacob)
2) Aiden (Aiden)
3) Ethan (Ethan)
4) Ryan (Matthew)
5) Matthew (Nicholas)
6) Michael (Joshua)
7) Tyler (Ryan)
8) Joshua (Michael)
9) Nicholas (Zachary)
10) Connor (Tyler)

HERE

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The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money!

She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe.

Her feet are large and in charge, much like my penis…or as I prefer to call it me flesh sword.

read the story here (dull)
see the pictures here (less dull, but still quite dull)

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The guys from LoveMyShoes.com have sponsored Miss Paris Hilton with shoes for life, or as long as their business lasts, considering a marketing move like this is a waste of money!

She also gets a custom made 14K gold and diamond studded size 11 shoe.

Her feet are large and in charge, much like my penis…or as I prefer to call it me flesh sword.

read the story here (dull)
see the pictures here (less dull, but still quite dull)

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Paris Hilton was in a Vincent Gallo short film (54 secs) where she sits on a lazy suzan in her panty set. It is very erotic for those of us with vertigo – or a vertigo fetish…you know vertigo is often caused by an inner ear infection, you should get that checked out.

Right Click Save Target As….

Here

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This is probably somewhere on the site, but I gave it such an intense and long intro that it got lost and no one clicked the link….So here it is … nice and simple… Adrianna Lima’s dirty nipple…..it tastes better than it looks.

Picture 1 – Here
Pictrure 2 – Here

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Today is a day to reflect on the year that has passed us by all too quickly. We are all another year older, and in a cynical way… 1 year closer to death.. but take the time to think about the great people in your life, as I have been doing all week…this is what google had to say about great people in the “google image search of the day”, have I told you lately that the Drunken Stepfather is back?

Here

The Top 5 Results are:

Wouldn’t let Him Babysit my Kids, Great Person

Huge Head, Great Person

Bad Music, Great People

Boring State, Great People

The Drinks were a Little rank, the people were GREAT

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Welcome Back,

The girls had a FANTASTIC christmas, the La Perla lingerie was a huge success…and I was in a place called heaven when they gave me my gift which consisted of a hot fashion show…with a lot of booze, a lot of food, and a whole lot of young fresh skin….

The Drunken Stepfather Revival begins today – tell your friends!

Our Spam of the day is:

To: drunkjesus@gmail.com

From:Carlo Norton

Subject: Deandre the party starts at 10

So last week I told you the secret about how porn stars stay hard after they cum.

What I forgot to tell you was how incredibily rock hard you will be.

I’m not joking. You will be harder than you can possibily imagine.

It will feel so good you will cry with ecstacy.

Not to mention that you will also be thicker and longer.

Doesn’t deeper inside her sound too good to be true?

If you don’t know what I am talking about, then you have never tried Cialis.

Give your life a new meaning right here.

***WARNING***

She will fall in love with you!

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Reggie White, some football player I heard was pretty good died today.

He was the NFL’s Defensive Player of the Year in 1987 and 1998, and was also an ordained minister.

He began his career with the Memphis Showboats of the USFL in 1984, and joined the Philadelphia Eagles (search), who held his NFL rights, after the USFL folded in 1985.

More HERE

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“Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.”

This is some article about a condition where women have sex in their sleep, but I’m too drunk to read it so check it out yourself if your intrested.

HERE

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“Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.”

This is some article about a condition where women have sex in their sleep, but I’m too drunk to read it so check it out yourself if your intrested.

HERE

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