2004
21
Dec
Today’s google image of the day is brought to you by Christians around the world and their happy holiday time of consumption, debt and cookies. I love cookies, the girl kind.
Check out the results for Yuletide here , they really suck but I couldn’t think of a good Christmas word….I guess I could have tried Jingle Bells or something…
Top 5 shitty results are:
Yuletide “I am – Not Wearing Pants”
Yuletide “At least we have each other”
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2004
21
Dec
Jesus was a carpenter
Now he’s a sex toy
When I woke up this morning I knew there was something missing in my life. I looked over and I still had my girlfriend and I still had my penis…I quickly realized that I was missing the JackHammer Jesus Dildo.
So I dropped the 60$ for the glow in the dark jesus dildo and I will have it in time to celebrate christmas with Christ himself.
Divine Interventions also brings us the baby jesus buttplug, the diving nun dildo and Moses to help you part the pink sea.
Visit them Here
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2004
21
Dec
This is the spam of the day, I have nothing really else to say about it. It is pretty dirty…those dirty spammers. I want to ask my Jewish Lawyer why they used the word prick so much and whether prick is a Jewish word….but he charges me $50 an hour, that’s more than a hooker, at least the hookers I can afford. I am mexican. Fuck Off.
To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: real huge rods
Subject: Tight Holes Torn
Slowly lowering herself, she let her pussy swallow his huge prick down to the base, forcing a painful sigh from her lungs. At the end she dropped her head back and groaned in wracked pleasure from the sheer feeling of being stretched so wide… so deep. Amanda began riding him, her ass bouncing up and down on his lap, her tits jiggling in his hands. She moved carefully at first, but then she discovered she was big enough to take him. After a while she fucked his big prick with abandon, crying out at the wonderful feel of all that cockmeat packing her pussy…
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2004
21
Dec
What could be better then naked yoga on a cold Tuesday morn? If you find out let me know.
Someone should tell her she needs a haircut.
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2004
21
Dec
Ever seen Jewish sluts in action? Well now you can, brought to you direct from the land of Isreal.
Click to enter a whole new religious experience.
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2004
21
Dec
Features, features, features what would we do without them….The only thing better than starting a dumb new feature is knowing it wont last a week.
Today our law comes from Thailand. Where it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. What kind of country makes a stupid law like that. That is a discriminatory law and wouldn’t last here in Canada for 5 minutes. I would challenge the law on behalf of all the sluts of the nation.
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2004
20
Dec
I am not gay, but I have always had an affinity for my moms panties. Actually, I even stole panties from my aunts, cousins, girlfriends mom and klm airline stewardists. The confortable satiny feel is something that my regular brief just couldnt offer. After wearing womens panties through high school and my first years of university, I got tired of the lack of available space for my boys and set out to find real male panties.
Finally, I have found a company that offers quality Manties (panties for men). I knew someone was feeling my pain.
My favs are the hicuts with laces and bows. Here
Experience othe Mantie styles Here
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2004
20
Dec
Here is today’s fact: enjoy
The word “Hebrew” (in Hebrew, “Ivri”) is first used in the Torah to describe Abraham (Gen. 14:13). The word is apparently derived from the name Eber, one of Abraham’s ancestors. Another tradition teaches that the word comes from the word “eyver,” which means “the other side,” referring to the fact that Abraham came from the other side of the Euphrates, or referring to the fact Abraham was separated from the other nations morally and spiritually.
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2004
20
Dec
Everyone loves features, so here is a new one. From now on you can check out the site every day for a new and exciting jewish fact of the day. Learn the secrets of the Jewish people one fact at a time.
The original name for the people we now call Jews was Hebrews.
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2004
20
Dec
If you want to see a picture of me follow the link…
I am just joking – that’s not me, that’s someone the cunt paris is being fake nice too, I bet the second she left she giggled amongst her friends at how funny that whole experience was…
I actually don’t bet…I know… that is a picture of my daughter… she cried for days…
See I am just as bad as Paris.
WORD
Paris Supporting Lohan Here
Lohan and Hilton Shopping Here
I am trying to turn this motherfucker into a teen fan site… my strategy is first you lure them in then you marry them in Utah….here
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