Our dead celebrity of the day is Alan Thicke. The multi-talented host of Pictionary. The dad in Kirk Cameron’s breakthrough series Growing Pains, the composer of the Wheel of Fortune Theme song…. the composer of the Facts of Life theme song, that bitch tootie is worth a round…

Thicke with lover

Alan Thicke launched his career as Rene Simards manager. For those of you who don’t know, Rene Simard was the Quebec version of Britney Spears. Guy Cloutier, a Quebec media mogul and the person who launched Rene Simards career was recently charged with sexually molesting 12 year old girls. Rumor is that Alan was in on this and would take Rene to the zoo…if you know what I mean.

Today – We commemorate Alan Thicke for all his life changing work, and we acknowledge the bus that ran him, and his career over.

Here (warning high-tech power point effects)

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Celebrity Philathropy:

Tom Cruise generously tipped a young accident victim $5,000 when he visited an ice-cream store. The Hollywood heartthrob called in on the shop while taking a break from filming new movie ‘War of the Worlds’ in Virginia, America, when he spotted a collection jar funding hospital bills for 11-year-old Ashley Flint, who was hurt in a go-karting crash.So the handsome star put in 50 $100 bills before he left the store as he wanted to make sure Ashley got the medical attention she needed. Store worker Jason Donald said: “The girl was a stranger and he made this amazing donation.”

Ashley, who was crushed on a go-kart that rolled over twice and his had to have major surgery three times. (contact music)

Tom Cruise made $45,000,000 last year alone, this doesn’t count all his investments and other revenue streams. This is strictly from movies this year.

To put this into perspective that would be the equivalent of someone who makes $45,000 a year donating $5…

I tipped my taxi driver $3 today, proportionately, I gave more than Cruise did. Where the fuck is my article, oh yeah that’s right, it’s here!

Fuckers.

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Celebrity Philathropy:

Tom Cruise generously tipped a young accident victim $5,000 when he visited an ice-cream store. The Hollywood heartthrob called in on the shop while taking a break from filming new movie ‘War of the Worlds’ in Virginia, America, when he spotted a collection jar funding hospital bills for 11-year-old Ashley Flint, who was hurt in a go-karting crash.So the handsome star put in 50 $100 bills before he left the store as he wanted to make sure Ashley got the medical attention she needed. Store worker Jason Donald said: “The girl was a stranger and he made this amazing donation.”

Ashley, who was crushed on a go-kart that rolled over twice and his had to have major surgery three times. (contact music)

Tom Cruise made $45,000,000 last year alone, this doesn’t count all his investments and other revenue streams. This is strictly from movies this year.

To put this into perspective that would be the equivalent of someone who makes $45,000 a year donating $5…

I tipped my taxi driver $3 today, proportionately, I gave more than Cruise did. Where the fuck is my article, oh yeah that’s right, it’s here!

Fuckers.

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Today’s word is a christmas word, as it is the countdown to christmas day. I feel it is important to get everyone into the christmas spirit, even if you are jewish and on the beach, or arab and suicide bombing that same beach.

Today’s word is Rudolph, check out the results here

The top five results are:

Rudolph the Man

Rudolph the Pervert

Rudolph your Panties are Showing

Rudolph the Homo Erotic

Rudolph the Mask

Now that should get you all in the xmas spirit…

-Jesus

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I felt bad posting a picture of a Bar Mitzvah…and completely neglecting the girl equivalent.

I asked myself “why am I such a mysogenistic bastard…”
Women are people too…
They aren’t just hear to pleasure me and make me food…
They also have bat mitzvahs
And I feel obligated to post my Bat Mitzvah picture of the day…

HERE

This picture doubles as a pedophile picture of the day… because this 12 year old girl’s got more cleavage than my mom….I blame the hormones in dairy products, discuss.

Oh – I had to throw this in.. because it’s fucking perverted

Here

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Subject: Lucifer

Message:
Morning star, Satan…I banish you back to your own friendster page!!I DON’T LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!byebye

Sabrina looks like this:

Here

Sabrina is NOT my friendster….

Sabrina’s profile is restricted to ppl she knows….

Here

Sabrina is in Thailand turning tricks for old business men from England who like objects inserted in their Batty. I know you are thinking
“who doesn’t like things in their Batty…….” well…I don’t know the answer to that, but I can bet you money that Sabrina’s parents would role over in their graves if they new what their angel was up to….provided they are dead….

get it?

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We call this triple herpe threat…

It’s a night on the town with Hilton, Lohan and Simpson.

2 of the 3 have been busted lip syncing, but Paris’ album has been released yet.

3 of the 3 are coke sluts

3 of the 3 are party sluts

3 of the 3 have sucked on Sancho’s balls

Sancho is my cousin, he gets all the bitches…

This series continues into the car…but it’s about as interesting as Paris’ sex tape

I mean that girl can’t fuck…

HERE

UPDATE: HERE are the rest of the pictures, Fred Durst is such a twat.

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Tandy was the daughter of a traveling salesman and grew up in London

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Check this out…

LOHAN SHOOTS DOWN PLAYBOY SPECULATION
Redhead actress LINDSAY LOHAN has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men’s magazine PLAYBOY.
While the 18-year-old FREAKY FRIDAY star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread. She explains, “I’m not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It’s a regular photo.
“But I do have a DISNEY movie coming out and a young fan base and I’m not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life.

Notice “NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW IN HER LIFE”

Translation is, “when I snort all my money up my nose, and I can’t secure another acting gig, because my Tatem O’Neal image doesn’t support my talentless disney gigs/records/tv shows that I get, this false sense of security my sudden popularity has given me, also greatly contributes to my future falling down, that being said, when I am broke, waiting for my next fix, I will take playboy up on their offer, it may be that boost I need in my career, to get me in the face of the public again”.

Lohan, although your breasts will be a little saggier, I will save a dance for you…and by dance I mean, erection from the future spread.

LOVE – Jesus

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Yes – I am surprised too … why the hell is Pam Anderson rocking a pair of underwear. It’s not like the world hasn’t seen her Cooch. I was just watching it here… yeah that is DJ Tommy Lee’s cock…. and yes that was the night she got Hepatitis….

Pam was shopping with Paris last week, we all know this because I posted about it… I made a comment about how they are working together on a new sex tape or something genius like that ( I don’t remember, because I block out my posts)…

ANYWAY, Pam is jacking her jogging skirt up, so the world can appreciate a covered genital region. Rumor is she’s trying to keep the scent contained…just a rumor though… I have no proof other than this rash…

HERE

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