Yes – I am surprised too … why the hell is Pam Anderson rocking a pair of underwear. It’s not like the world hasn’t seen her Cooch. I was just watching it here… yeah that is DJ Tommy Lee’s cock…. and yes that was the night she got Hepatitis….

Pam was shopping with Paris last week, we all know this because I posted about it… I made a comment about how they are working together on a new sex tape or something genius like that ( I don’t remember, because I block out my posts)…

ANYWAY, Pam is jacking her jogging skirt up, so the world can appreciate a covered genital region. Rumor is she’s trying to keep the scent contained…just a rumor though… I have no proof other than this rash…

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I was a huge Cher fan back when Sonny and Cher was the TV show of the century. I remember the song about having you babe and all that shit. I remember thinking to myself how Sonny gives mexican’s everywhere so much hope to make in life…too bad he skied into a tree and died…

You probably would too if you were married to this punjabi dressing hooker!

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NOTE: Cher is 65 years old and 65 is never hot.

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X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

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X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

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When I think tennis, I think styling shorts and collared Lacoste. I think of white shoes, knee high socks, funny hair and a rockin sweatbands.

When I think of tennis I think of tennis skirts and big tennis panties….I always thought a huge factor in tennis cool was the clothes, the waspy attitude and the people named Blair….

This may not be tennis players naked … but they do have rackets so fuck off, I am mexican, I was brought up wrestling old men ….

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I am not Jewish – but if I were – I would be Bar Mitzvahed.

Check out a picture from some kid’s bar mitzvah

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I remember in the early to mid 90’s the hottest thing a teenage girl could rock was the Body Suit. These one-piece bathing suit daily wear brought many erections to men and boys alike. This kind of smut, brought out the cleavage and skin tight classiness of not other garment of the time.

I don’t remember ever trying one on, I do remember taking them off, but the girl I took it off of probably doesn’t remember, the roofies were that good.

For those of you who don’t remember a body suit is a lycra shirt attached to a pair of underwear providing intense tight-fitting sexiness…looks great with a pair of jeans…and even a nice cardigan.

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Check out the Male Bodysuit…now all the boys in the yard can get all up in this…

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It finally happened. Suprnova.org and Torrentbits.org, two of the best websites for BitTorrent files have shut down. No concrete reasons for shutting down were given other than no longer being able to keep the sites up. This past week has seen the MPAA and RIAA taking extreme measures to shut down servers hosting Torrent files, but many people assumed that sites like Suprnova would not targeted. Fuck!

If you’re still looking for some quality sources here’s a quick round up, including some sites known to have Adult Torrent links:

HardCore Torrents Guide (Adult & Links to other BT sites)
Pornotorrent.tk (Adult)
MuffTorrent (Adult, free registration required)
TorrentSpy.com (All categories + Adult)
TorrentReactor (All categories)
LokiTorrent.com (All categories, free registration required)
TVTorrents.net (TV Shows)
BTEfnet.net (TV Shows)
HyperTorrent.com (All categories)
NewTorrents.info (All categories)
TorrentMatrix.com (All categories)
DotTorrent (Music)
LickMyTaint (links to other BT sites)
torrentlinks.net (links to other BT sites)

Suprnova.org may be back soon, but not how it looks today. Apparently, the guys at Suprnova are working on a new P2P program called eXeem, which is now being beta tested by a select group of users. The program will be akin to file-sharing programs like Kazaa, and will be a decentralized source for bittorrent files.

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I never really had a sex dream, I always bust before we make it that far. People have told me that the best orgasms of their lives happened while they were sleeping. The dream gets so intense it feels like you are actually making fuck. But I wouldn’t know, the wife doesn’t let me up in her anymore and I usually get way too drunk to dream.

That being said – the google images word of the day is Wife

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The top results – in my expert opinion are:

Computer Head Wife

Classy Wife

Wife Carrying

Dead Wife

Big Breasted Wife

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Personal website feature is back.

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