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2005

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Jan

I am – Anna Nicole Nipple Pasties

This girl was fat and on crack that I sold her. Now she is thinner and too good for my crack, she just likes to get jacked on trimspa pills and shows her titties in the process.

We know you have already seen her naked, she was a playboy centerfold, but it’s nice to see her letting the ladies out. Unfortunately she is rocking a pair of white trash pasties. I have a pair, but I only wear them to the beach, and that is because I have very offensive nipples

Check out the Anna Nicole Pic (no that isn’t me pulling up her shirt).

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2005

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Jan

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Nipple Ring

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In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.

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I am – Christina Aguilera's Nipple Ring

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In this picture you can see Christina Aguilera’s nipple ring. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Scarlett Johansson’s Self Esteem

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In a recent interview with Ireland On-line, the very lush Scarlett Johansson reveals that her inflated ego is merely due to the fact that she’s “comfortable with herself.”

Whatever. She talks about her breasts in this article, and really, that’s all that matters.

Scarlett Johansson credits her sexiness with the fact she’s always been very comfortable with the way she looks.

The Lost in Translation star urges all young women to study themselves carefully and pick out all the things that look great before opting to try to copy someone else’s style.

She says: “If you’re comfortable with yourself, then it’s sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I fell sexy. I am a very liberated person that way.

“I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face – well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Johansson admits her favourite feature is her breasts: “I’m proud of my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles.”

We’re proud of them too, Scarlett. Can we see them?

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Scarlett Johansson's Self Esteem

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In a recent interview with Ireland On-line, the very lush Scarlett Johansson reveals that her inflated ego is merely due to the fact that she’s “comfortable with herself.”

Whatever. She talks about her breasts in this article, and really, that’s all that matters.

Scarlett Johansson credits her sexiness with the fact she’s always been very comfortable with the way she looks.

The Lost in Translation star urges all young women to study themselves carefully and pick out all the things that look great before opting to try to copy someone else’s style.

She says: “If you’re comfortable with yourself, then it’s sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I fell sexy. I am a very liberated person that way.

“I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face – well, sometimes I’m not comfortable with my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Johansson admits her favourite feature is her breasts: “I’m proud of my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles.”

We’re proud of them too, Scarlett. Can we see them?

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2005

06

Jan

I am – The Tampon Doll!

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If only I found this a few weeks ago I would have given one to each of my kids for Hanukkah. They promise no “real” tampons are harmed in the making of these dolls so the activists will love them too.

HERE

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Spam of the Day

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Ken Park

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These are some new clips, at least clips I haven’t seen from the Larry Clark/Harmony Korine flick Ken Park. This mainstream/indy movie movement that incorporates real sex acts really gets me going. I see a move from porn to the mainstream and that gets me hard.

Check the clips out HERE

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Lindsay Lohan Side Cleavage

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Oh, Lindsay. We know your breasts are big, but if you really must remind us, what else can we do. Lindsay Lohan’s breasts are spectacular, to quote a little known sitcom, regardless of their foundation in reality. Though, One question remains: Why does she all of a sudden have the face of a fourty year old?

Update: Hi-Res Lindsay Lohan pics

More pics after the jump

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2005

06

Jan

I am – Mail Order Bride

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When I was looking for my wife, I shopped around…i weighed all my options and I even considered mail order, but being a poor person, I decided to take the other route, internet chat rooms, find the lonliest one around, and lure her in with my great looks and charm….

Here is a site I tried before I landed my Claudette

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