I was reading TheSuperficial.com and came across this !!

I always knew this horse-headed starlet was ugly. I always knew she had horrible taste. I always hated the fact that she was a raver, and above all I hated her “hardcore” image. Dude, she’s a fuckin popstar, it’s not like she’s a gangsta rapper.

Point of the story is that Pink has a beer belly… more importantly is that Pink’s name is Pink.. does anyone else see a problem with that?

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Tinnitis is the constant ringing in your ear. I often feel that annoying. But I continue to bring it….

These people have taught me the art of female ejaculation….

Did you know that all women are “capable of female ejaculation” and “Female ejaculation is very real, and scientific studies that are reviewed in my book & video The Art of Female Ejaculation document that it is not pee, but rather similar to prostate fluid which comes from the Skenes glands.”

I didn’t realize the word “pee” was the scientific term for urine.

Tinnitis says that this blog is too sexual, too perverted. I am going to go find things that don’t involve genitals or brazilian farting. Maybe I will write a song, or a poem or a monologue. Maybe I will write journal entries about my daily activities or my opinion on worldly things and social commentary. Maybe I should take advantage of the internet and use it as my “voice”…maybe I would if I didn’t hate those kind of people. I don’t care what you think, just as much as you don’t care what I think.

In the meantime, if you wanna see the Holistic Wisdom people in Action click this link

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“2 hours of daily treatment for 12 months will give the same final result as 12 hours daily for 2 months. You can also take a break for a period of time without diminishing the final result. Refraining from using the FastSize-Extender does not result in “losingâ€? part of the enlargement already gained.”

Fuck that – I plan on buying one of these and rocking it for 24 hours a day. I think it would look great under a nice pair of jogging pants.

If you don’t believe me read the testimonials:

Here is what Ray had to say:

“I ordered and have been wearing the FS-Extender since January 24/99 I am sure you will like this one! In the 17 days that I have had the device, I have only been able to wear it 54.5 hours (because of the above problems). Some days I have not worn it at all because the head of the penis is sore from previous wearing. However, there is a DRAMATIC size difference. In flaccid state, there has been an increase of 4.5 – 5.0 cm which does not diminish. In addition, there has been an increase in girth about equal to girth when erect before starting your treatment. This does not go away and is not swelling. I am keeping very detailed records on an electronic spread sheet, with daily notes. I would appreciate your feedback and advice as soon as possible. I started using the Extender on Jan. 24/99, today is Mar. 25/99
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Jan. 24/03: 5 cm
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Mar. 25/03: 9 cm
Much thanks!Ray, Florida ”

No Ray, Thank you….

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“2 hours of daily treatment for 12 months will give the same final result as 12 hours daily for 2 months. You can also take a break for a period of time without diminishing the final result. Refraining from using the FastSize-Extender does not result in “losing” part of the enlargement already gained.”

Fuck that – I plan on buying one of these and rocking it for 24 hours a day. I think it would look great under a nice pair of jogging pants.

If you don’t believe me read the testimonials:

Here is what Ray had to say:

“I ordered and have been wearing the FS-Extender since January 24/99 I am sure you will like this one! In the 17 days that I have had the device, I have only been able to wear it 54.5 hours (because of the above problems). Some days I have not worn it at all because the head of the penis is sore from previous wearing. However, there is a DRAMATIC size difference. In flaccid state, there has been an increase of 4.5 – 5.0 cm which does not diminish. In addition, there has been an increase in girth about equal to girth when erect before starting your treatment. This does not go away and is not swelling. I am keeping very detailed records on an electronic spread sheet, with daily notes. I would appreciate your feedback and advice as soon as possible. I started using the Extender on Jan. 24/99, today is Mar. 25/99
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Jan. 24/03: 5 cm
Length flaccid (un-stretched) on Mar. 25/03: 9 cm
Much thanks!Ray, Florida ”

No Ray, Thank you….

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Did you pick me in the Gift Exchange
Are you going to buy me that?
That would be awkward……

I don’t like the cock-head between the tits.
it kinda fucks me up
like if i am making sweet fuck to that
will i be getting off to the plastic poon, the boobs or the cock head?
great way to psychologically fuck me up, you bisexual demon!

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There is a site called Alexanderthemovie.com
There is a site called Alexanderthebook.com
I want a site called Alexandertheblog.com, actually I don’t, I was just talking craziness.

Speaking of Alexander, rumor is he was bi-sexual.
Another politcal figure with a love for the cock was Arafat (he died of Aids- true story)

I don’t give a shit about politics – I am all about this Brazilian Farting shit

This is some hard-hitting blogging,

Keep it cocked and loaded fools

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Finding out my internet girlfriend was part horse was a traumatic experience. I had been pimpin Kate out to everyone I knew, I was like “yo, this girl’s got it going on”…but she had to have a flaw, and this isn’t just any flaw, like Herpes or some shit, this is for real. This is like taking a girl out on a bunch of dates, letting her give you head a bunch of times and when it comes to going down on her, you find out she’s got a dick.

Don’t get me wrong – I would still do kate, but now I don’t have to show her any respect. I thought it would be a whole ordeal getting into her pants, like having to wine and dine her, but with freakdom comes insecurity. Kate… I own you.

I was reading Fleshbot, and came across something that may interest my friend Jo(h)n the buckle guy.

I think he is right, buckles are really getting popular and they do make people look at your crotch.

Buckleroos.com

If this post has too many links in it…deal with it.

How do you make the links open in another window?

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i am – celebrity says:
i will send all my loving to your fat ass

mariana says:
huh?

i am – celebrity says:
i know you are fat

mariana says:
i bet you are.

mariana says:
you do nothing but sit around all day in front of your computer begging people to send you naked pictures of theirs

mariana says:
no wonder.

i am – celebrity says:
i dont want your naked pics

i am – celebrity says:
it was a joke
i dont like lookin at naked fat girls

mariana says:
you’re pathetic.

i am – celebrity says:
the big tits are alright – i guess

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i am – Jesus Martinez says:
i said adam is a jewish name

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
i thought you only dated black dudes, like I only date big breasted, tight bodied dudes.

Adam’s Girl says:
well ur a fool bye

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
dude you are a little over fucking sensitive

Adam’s Girl says:
u have issues for real

Adam’s Girl says:
what is his name is supposed to be?

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
they aren’t issues, his name should be Jamal

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
or Click Click Ugamo Click

Adam’s Girl says:
ur a fucking loser dotn talk to me anymore

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
the swahili shit sounds awesome in person.. typing it out sucked

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
by the way the click is written like this !!ugamo!
you take things was too seriously

Adam’s Girl says:
fuck off seroiusly

i am – Jesus Martinez says:
relax – seriously, maybe !!Ugamo! should run you a nice warm bath, baby.

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There once was a homo named Jon – he insisted on spelling his name with an “H”….

He started a blog the same day as me….

Mine will be way better, but unlike him I don’t sit around trying to be funny all day…

If his posts are dull, let me know and I will totally drop him as a friend.

His girlfriend is a model for wedding catalogs.

He has yet to send me naked pictures of her.

Thanks Jon

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