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2015

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just spent the better part of the morning trying to convince a girl to take a picture of her vagina on public transit… I lost…But in a small way I feel like I’ve won…because even having that conversation is more magical than not… I guess what I am saying is that I love sluts… […]

2015

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write something about either eating out girls on their period, being drunk, or hating my wife, but then I saw the above picture of FARRAH ABRAHAM SUPERSTAR and I realized nothing else in the world mattered…this level of fame-whoring out does anything going on in my life…even though she doesn’t matter…but […]

2014

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:58pm PST The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem… Here are some links…. Thigh Gaps! Everywhere…. GO […]

2014

18

Nov

2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do […]

2014

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

You have to be a real asshole to be a Weatherman…. My advice for you romantics tonight is that that if you want to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, or if you’ve ever had the urge to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, you have a window of opportunity to get away […]

2014

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@msalii #twerking for train conductors on @cannon_show's birthday by @creepstreet A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:55am PDT I have a feeling that most girls who talk about anal have never had a finger / mouth / plug or penis up in their assholes. They are all Anal Posers. They just […]

2014

06

Oct

Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day

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It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade […]

2014

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about skinny legs, but even more magical when they come from TINDER and are wrapped around your neck, making you question how many other dudes she has done this to, because frankly, you didn’t have to put any fucking work into this, and you’re old, obese and broke, and you didn’t […]

2014

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In conclusion, In conclusion is my new favorite expression. It’s time to get drunk, then to find some unsuspecting girl on her period by her tampon string sticking out of her skirt, to mess up the white linens at the motel to make them look like there’s been a horrible crime committed…Or maybe, i’ll just […]

2014

21

Aug

Models Do the Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

This celebrity cool kid, you know them letting you know who they know and who they are friends with, you know because the whole world is like a giant horrible high school and they are the cool kids, and you’re all the fucking virgin losers in the corner not invited to any of the parties… […]