It’s not nice to ask people in wheel chairs for an autograph because you think they are Tony Hawk and you want to see them do a kick flip…but it is so funny… I’ve been noticing more and more stories about handicapable people doing the jobs of non handicaps… Like an Autistic who is a […]

I went to a college night at a German themed beer hall because the beer was cheap – and sometimes I like to test my diabetes through drinking as much beer as I fucking can…and it turns out that college night is not nearly as fun as it used to be.. I remember blackout drunk […]

One of the more depressing things about winter, other than everything, is that I never see drunk girls peeing in public in winter, and it’s one of the summer’s great pleasures people probably don’t know about, but if you hang out in a park or a bar with drunk chicks, or near drunk chicks, they […]

I remember when my slogan or catch phrase was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”…. I don’t remember when I changed it to “I’ll make you famous”…but it was a long time ago… Both mean the same thing, only with “I’ll make you famous”….I don’t need to get drunk to molest you…because […]

The highlight of my day was seeing at least 4 women, fit women, in leggings, rocking fitness thighs and fitness booty..all skinny, but thick, it’s something I’m into now…the whole squeeze my head like your making watermelons explode in Youtube fetish videos gets me going… The sadness of my day was seeing a big girl […]

When you suggest doing very vile things to either yourself or with a girl who you are sexting – and you go too far – thanks to being a depraved weirdo with sexual issues thanks to growing up perverted in a world that wasn’t perverted before the world becoming perverted and you needing to step […]

Negotiating with a girl’s boyfriend in front of the girlfriend to sell you their sex tapes is a dying art form….because all this shit is just available for free…and everyone seems to be in open relationships and into you seeing their girls’ pussy, or them fucking their girl..which would be weird..if it wasn’t so awesome…. […]

Thanks to the facebook reminders – on this day 2 years ago – I was let out of facebook quarantine for making some joke that someone found offensive. I think I told someone I would rape them or that I wanted them to be raped and that word was a trigger for the fascists at […]