Whenever I see a retard working the cash at a grocery store, I think to myself, that guy is probably an onlyfans customer. You know there is no way that his entire paycheck doesn’t go directly into the pocket of some whore manipulating him, and I feel bad about that….sure, lots of money can be […]

The grocery store, which is my only social interaction in the world, is a place where I learn so much. Like that not all asian women at the grocery store work at the rub and tug…no matter how many times you ask, they’ll likely be offended and cry Asian hate, which can get you life […]

I know there’s this extreme unbalance in the distribution of wealth and that you, my fair reader, are in the top echelon of society, reading this from the villa with the servants sucking your dick, so it’s hard to really grasp that poor people exist…. But as a broke ass loser, I am totally excited […]

You’re never too old to try…. I mean you’re probably too old to try and in being old and out of touch, you probably won’t hit what you need to hit when trying, but you can try. You can also look at all those inspirational articles on social media telling you things like Walmart Walton […]

Jump into the fucking weekend like a nudist tramp on a trampoline, showcasing the floppiness of her tits, so that they can act like a question at POP QUIZ NIGHT or TRIVIA NIGHT at the local bar you go to because you’re a sad sack of shit, where the visual question is “BABIES OR NO […]

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I saw that movie Oppeneheimer was nominated for dozens of Academy Awards and it’s available on the free Amazon Prime subscription I mooch off of….. I figure I could just stare at my wife’s cunt, instead of expose myself to some boring ass revisionist history… I figure that her cunt is the closest thing I’ve […]

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I know that some of you are into the female version of a dick…but probably lack the access to the female version of a dick….which is why I think we should start a non-profit for the desperate and lonely to experience a real life female version of a dick…rather than paying all these ONLYFANS girls […]

When it comes to looking at random asses in short skirts, I consider myself an expert, because when there’s random asses in short skirts, I make sure to fucking stare until the girl feels like she’s being sexually assaulted, I figure it helps build character….like bullying…. I love when people talk about how bullying is […]