The shocking thing in this Charli XCX hard nipples thing is not her hard nipples, you see this low level popstar from the UK who has a record deal but no songs you’ve ever heard, is that she’s invited to exclusive events, like yachts at Cannes… I mean I know it’s a hotbed for hookers, […]

I still don’t know who Charli XCX really is, she’s just noise who likes drawing attention to herself with her tits… But apparently, she’s a multidimensional performer, who also likes flashing her ass… Not to mention sticking her tongue out at the same time… Brilliant! TALENT! NO wonder she’s got a record deal and a […]

Charli XCX is some low level Big Tits from the UK who wears a Leotard and uses every chance she gets to show off those tits and get noticed…and I guess it works, since she gets featured on songs, she gets paid by brands, she has concerts and I guess people pay to see her […]

Charli XCX wants you to notice her…which isn’t saying much since we live in this self involved world where everyone wants you to notice them. Everyone thinks they are famous and everyone acts entitled, but I guess Charli XCX is more higher level than they are because she has an album or was a guest […]

I’ve seen Charli XCX perform, it was accidental uneventful, I don’t even remember where it was or why I saw it and she wasn’t very impressive at all, not even her tits could save the hack of a performer she was…but the good news for her and I guess for us is that no one […]

Charli XCX is some UK popstar who I don’t think is really that relevant, but relevant enough for Taylor Swift to have ripped off her music, at least according to the internet, not according to me, because I am not an expert on either Taylor Swift or aspiring Taylor Swift music….in fact, I fucking hate […]

Charli XCX is flashing her ass…to remind you one of the many basic steps it takes to get noticed, talked about, and hopefully a few more media hits on your name so that people either listen to your music, or go to your concert, or even make a sex icon out of you, thanks to […]

Charli XCX is the white Rita Ora…and she’s in some Lame bikini top, that I guess she’s using to celebrate the fake bankruptcy of American Apparel designed to steal the brand from visionary, nipples through thin cotton and bush loving Dov Charney….pricks…censors…demons trying to ruin all the fun in the world… Or maybe, she just […]