It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, which like Christmas eve should be a mad scramble to get everything lined up to ensure you fuck tomorrow. Get romantic motherfuckers because there’s some love addicted sluts out there waiting for you to show them some attention…. There are many slutty girls with no no morals out there who may […]

I’ve heard that horny girls exist, you know, girls who actually want to have sex with the guys they are hanging out with, but I’ve always thought it to be a myth, nothing by desert sand pussy for me…. it’s always been a negotiation, transactional, guilt ridden or alcohol fueled, charity work, sales man shit, […]

Most of the people I know who fucked their sisters in High School, were not the ones to initiate the fucking of their sisters like you’d expect. It was never the dudes who were like “thanks mom and dad for bringing home the fleshlight that I intend on using when I am horny in high […]

Motherfuckers I’m back… Not that I actually went anywhere, besides a place in my head where I didn’t spend 2 hours a day doing this list of fucking links that no one clicks….but I’m back. I had ONE person reach out, after 20 years of doing this, ONE PERSON has reached out to say “are […]

I didn’t know that there was an award show on….because I don’t give a fuck about award shows and neither should you….especially not the Critics Choice Awards on CW Network… Sure, Award Shows are probably more interesting than some random person’s Podcast….but in an era of celebrities trying to be influencers by over sharing their […]

Christmas is over and now the official depression sets in because all the holiday cheer has dried up like most women I try to have sex with because that’s how attractive of a person I am…..even the nympho hookers by choice because they want to scratch that itch don’t fuck around with me….in fact the […]

Do trans dudes look hot when they ovulate? You know do their cheeks fill out and their pheromones say “cum in my man pussy and give me a baby”….. No wonder people are so sexually confused…both women and men who live as women are jacking their faces up into basically being cartoons….all lip and face […]

Go into this weekend remembering that it is not a human right to no be offended. I’ve probably offended people over the last 20 years or more of being a masked internet troll….and as much as they hate it, or would want me shut down or arrested for hate crimes against fat chicks and whorish […]

The fail with Halloween drinking this year is determining which slutty chick in costume has a dick or not….because it was always the day men dressed like women, but you knew they were pulling a gag and weren’t as committed to the cause as they are now that they live their whole life like that….take […]

Trick or Treat Smell My Feet Give Me Something Good to Eat If you Don’t, I don’t care…. I’ll pull down my underwear… and jerk off all over your hair…. I am going as a guy fucking a fleshlight, or a bargain basement Walmart version of a Fleshlight, there was a time Fleshlight gave me […]