I am dressing as Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump’s Incest Flipper Baby they keep in the basement of Trump Towers….. I think it will be a hit with the politically correct feminist uptight girls who think it is empowering to be gangbanged by 12 black guys – like it’s an art project – because thanks […]

Sometimes I feel like a 101 jokes book only with only a 1, which doesn’t make me a book…..but then I look at the people around me and realize that they are also jokes, some even bigger and better jokes than me, which makes sense because I suck at everything….but I guess that’s because life […]

The highlight of my day was trying to convince a girl I know who clearly just got breast implants to show me her scars, because scars are all part of the process and I like experiencing the process…you know it’s the journey not the destination… The fail of my day was that the girl I […]

30 day facebook ban for making jokes about very bad things because I was a very bad man who has a very bad sense of humor. But luckily I have been reformed thanks to the facebook penal system. I now know how to behave in accordance to facebook etiquette. I know what they deem appropriate. […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 11.5 in Facebook Jail Don’t Forget My OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT HERE That’s what I do when I am in Facebook Jail… I make MEMES no one gives a fuck about… It’s the Facebook jail version of printing license plates, only with more naked under 25 year […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 10.5 in Facebook Jail I realized that only 1 person out of all my FB friends realized that I am not posting on Facebook… If that’s not some serious social media clout and/or influence, I don’t know what is… I’m a fucking influencer, that one person relies […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 5.5 in Facebook Jail I am not immune or blinded by the news in facebook jail, I am alienated from an evil platform but that is not being alienated from life, so I’ve heard than another evil corporation with the power to spy on all of us […]

I like to give girls bad relationship advice, because apparently, I am that shoulder to cry on for people everywhere, so I like to give the I think when things are done they are done – but don’t listen to me – I may just want to get in your pants…level of doubt… “Is he […]

I’ve been sexting since it was called CYBERING… I used to pretend to be a girl and sext dudes, like a creep who found comedy in making dudes jerk off to me pretending to be a 14 year old girl who takes them to garden shed where I make them fuck me with a screwdriver […]